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I'm looking for dark undertones, can someone show me where they might be :-3

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

I am now the site party pooper.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.


Are you saying if you are intelligent, you cant be flippant? how intelligent do you need to be before you reaise something is bilge and therefore do not prolifertate it? At what level of intelligence would you realise this? Who decides if you are intelligent enough? If you are not intelligent. does that mean intelligent people are entitled to berate you for that fact?

Just asking:-3

Are you saying if you are intelligent, you cant be flippant?
NO How intelligent do you need to be before you reaise something is bilge and therefore do not prolifertate it?Average intelligence At what level of intelligence would you realise this? DittoWho decides if you are intelligent enough? Are you being flippant ?If you are not intelligent. does that mean intelligent people are entitled to berate you for that fact? Are you berating me ?

Does this post prove or disprove Im intelligent ?

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

I am now the site party pooper.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.




Oh dear, another one to join the ranks of encyclopaedic gobbledegook !

Ere has anybody got a torch to lighten things up a bit !



OR ------------

:wah::wah::wah:Gill I aint even going there............................BUT..............

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?

A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1.. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'.

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.



AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN .........Now ladies what do you reckon:wah::rolleyes:;)

fanblooditastic them carolly......Crazy eh:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;764956 wrote: fanblooditastic them carolly......Crazy eh:wah::wah::wah:
Glad you thought so sweetpea;)

ThePheasant;764805 wrote: I'm looking for dark undertones, can someone show me where they might be :-3
Gill has them Pheasy:rolleyes:;)

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

I am now the site party pooper.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.You said it Bruv.

Quote:

Are you saying if you are intelligent, you cant be flippant?

NO



Quote:

How intelligent do you need to be before you reaise something is bilge and therefore do not prolifertate it?

Average intelligence



Quote:

At what level of intelligence would you realise this?

Ditto



Quote:

Who decides if you are intelligent enough?

Are you being flippant ?Quote:

No



If you are not intelligent. does that mean intelligent people are entitled to berate you for that fact?

Are you berating me ?

No



Does this post prove or disprove Im intelligent ?

No



I think of myself as average intelligence, but maybe not as knowlegable as some people. Depnds on your interest or not as the case may be. I find it interesting however that you answered some of my questions with a question, therefore avoided answering my questions.

PHEASY I have 'the dark undertones' safe in my posession. They are available for hire, at a small consideration. Unfortunately, there is a small queue, so you may have to wait a short while (as, at the moment, there are only two sets until I can sort out some more).

I also have a couple of 'pedantics' available, also for a small consideration. There again, there is a waiting list as they are being used, at the moment, by Spot and Bruv. You may have to wait quite a long time for these as I suspect that Spot and Bruv will be requiring them for some time !

After much searching I have secured four 'whotsits' - these may be utilised for many purposes as they are multifarious in their abilities. These are a little more expensive to hire, due to their usage capabilities as already stated.

G#Gill;765054 wrote: PHEASY I have 'the dark undertones' safe in my posession. They are available for hire, at a small consideration. Unfortunately, there is a small queue, so you may have to wait a short while (as, at the moment, there are only two sets until I can sort out some more).

I also have a couple of 'pedantics' available, also for a small consideration. There again, there is a waiting list as they are being used, at the moment, by Spot and Bruv. You may have to wait quite a long time for these as I suspect that Spot and Bruv will be requiring them for some time !

After much searching I have secured four 'whotsits' - these may be utilised for many purposes as they are multifarious in their abilities. These are a little more expensive to hire, due to their usage capabilities as already stated.


Got any bilges?:-3:D

Bruv;764542 wrote: I want to throw my hat in the ring with Spot here.

He is a pedantic whotsit......but he has a point.

"Whotsit" covers a lot of words you would not want to hear.....put in any you fancy or that shock you !!!!

I am amazed and befuddled by

"Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores."

Thats bollox......oooops sorry.

I did not mean to degenerate this thread any further than it has already.

I could give you Headline after Headline that says one thing ......but the end line says something that dismisses everything the article has "Suggested" No one ever reads the last sentence........remember that.

I know this thread was supposed to be lighthearted banter.....but proliferating such bilge does not become intelligent people.And the "We are better than them" attitude shines through...... racism in disguise......no use denying it.

There are lots of "Amazing" facts out there to make an interesting thread without stooping to such levels.

I am now the site party pooper.....along with Spot.....I can handle that.


Just one little thing really........i AM NOT a racist in any way at all.......just because i found the OP funny, does not make me one...or anyone else for that matter

Ok, that's all....don't like debates :wah:

Carolly;764953 wrote: :wah::wah:Gill I aint even going there............................BUT..............

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?

A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1.. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'.

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

7. Fat clothes.

6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.

5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.

4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.

3. Eyelash curlers.

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.



AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand :

1. OTHER WOMEN .........Now ladies what do you reckon:wah::rolleyes:;)


Going to read this now.....LOL



Ok...read it .....PMSL

Great one carol....that has really cheered me up hun.....just in time for my friend getting here....lol

I can see you ladies now.......hair in curlers, leaning over the back fence.....passing the time of day with inanities......while you are talking about me, you are leaving others alone........I can take it.......Im an easy going sort of bloke.

But shouldn't you be doing housework or something ?

First humorous topic was about........

Lebanon....Arab.....

Second topic.....Bahrain....Arab

Then onto Muslims.......strange terrorist types

Followed by Guam....Strange Natives

then Hong Kong....Chinks

I suspect we are all easy going sorts who profess to be non racist.....but still snigger at the absurdities of the lesser beings who happen to have slanty eyes, or ride camels.

Funnily enough that second list gave me some good chuckles......

(There .........that will keep you girls happy for a while longer.......)

Bruv;765070 wrote: I can see you ladies now.......hair in curlers, leaning over the back fence.....passing the time of day with inanities......while you are talking about me, you are leaving others alone........I can take it.......Im an easy going sort of bloke.

But shouldn't you be doing housework or something ?

First humorous topic was about........

Lebanon....Arab.....

Second topic.....Bahrain....Arab

Then onto Muslims.......strange terrorist types

Followed by Guam....Strange Natives

then Hong Kong....Chinks

I suspect we are all easy going sorts who profess to be non racist.....but still snigger at the absurdities of the lesser beings who happen to have slanty eyes, or ride camels.

Funnily enough that second list gave me some good chuckles......

(There .........that will keep you girls happy for a while longer.......)


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Note to Bruv: Please note that although your last post came across to me as sexist, i took it in the fun i think you were posting.

Bruv;765070 wrote: I can see you ladies now.......hair in curlers, leaning over the back fence.....passing the time of day with inanities......while you are talking about me, you are leaving others alone........I can take it.......Im an easy going sort of bloke.

But shouldn't you be doing housework or something ?

First humorous topic was about........

Lebanon....Arab.....

Second topic.....Bahrain....Arab

Then onto Muslims.......strange terrorist types

Followed by Guam....Strange Natives

then Hong Kong....Chinks

I suspect we are all easy going sorts who profess to be non racist.....but still snigger at the absurdities of the lesser beings who happen to have slanty eyes, or ride camels.

Funnily enough that second list gave me some good chuckles......

(There .........that will keep you girls happy for a while longer.......)


I dont own curlers or a back fence I could lean up, my house is immaculate, ask my husband, he helped clean it as we live in the 20th century,Last time I heard views like that were from Mr Andy Capp!

Only 58 posts in and already dishing these type of pressumtions on the ladies who use this forum seems a tad forward.

kazalala;765057 wrote: Got any bilges?:-3:D






There's a few here Kaz :wah:;):D

G#Gill;765088 wrote:



There's a few here Kaz :wah:;):D


Oh Ta! I'll have the blue one please:D

kazalala;765081 wrote: Note to Bruv: Please note that although your last post came across to me as sexist, i took it in the fun i think you were posting.


Thanks we will get along.......

Gotta love the boats Gill:-6

Chezzie;765082 wrote: I dont own curlers or a back fence I could lean up, my house is immaculate, ask my husband, he helped clean it as we live in the 20th century,Last time I heard views like that were from Mr Andy Capp!

Only 58 posts in and already dishing these type of pressumtions on the ladies who use this forum seems a tad forward.


You are keeping a count ?

Go on........................ give us a smile.

I shall go out and come in again........Thats better couldn't type with my marigolds on.....Im a new age man too you know......I asked my wife.

Bruv;765128 wrote: You are keeping a count ?

Go on........................ give us a smile.

I shall go out and come in again........Thats better couldn't type with my marigolds on.....Im a new age man too you know......I asked my wife.


no the computer keeps count ya numpty, its right next to your name there on the left lol...Im always smiling me Bruv:):):) Glad to hear your taking care of your hands, nothing worse than rough skin on tender parts:wah:

Chezzie;765082 wrote: I dont own curlers or a back fence I could lean up, my house is immaculate, ask my husband, he helped clean it as we live in the 20th century,Last time I heard views like that were from Mr Andy Capp!

Only 58 posts in and already dishing these type of pressumtions on the ladies who use this forum seems a tad forward.
Oh Chezzie you little liar...you lent yer curlers to me and its normally the front fence you lean up against:wah::wah::wah:.....................Oh now Ive heard everything......tell you Ive heard the best but this one takes the oscar.I actually showed this thread to some good friends of mine tonight........not English may I add......and you know what...........they said it was so funny that they actually copied it......also let me tell you something..... illegitimate Jewish children who lived in The East End as a child back in the 50s and grew up with kids from every backgroud are not racist.Infact the opposite.....people have taken the "mick" out of Jews for centurys......being a Bast... has caused many a joke through the years and you know what...............I roll up and you know why...........I have a great sense of humour and you know something else.............many others do who are the subject of so called racist remarks.......especially when they realise that no harm was meant and in actual fact that R word was not even thought about when reading the "accused" item.Anyway Chez I better go now mate but one last thing................what happened to your back fence you had????:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;765138 wrote: Oh Chezzie you little liar...you lent yer curlers to me and its normally the front fence you lean up against:wah::wah::....................Oh now Ive heard everything......tell you Ive heard the best but this one takes the oscar.I actually showed this thread to some good friends of mine tonight........not English may I add......and you know what...........they said it was so funny that they actually copied it......also let me tell you something..... illegitimate Jewish children who lived in The East End as a child back in the 50s and grew up with kids from every backgroud are not racist.Infact the opposite.....people have taken the "mick" out of Jews for centurys......being a Bast... has caused many a joke through the years and you know what...............I roll up and you know why...........I have a great sense of humour and you know something else.............many others do who are the subject of so called racist remarks.......especially when they realise that no harm was meant and in actual fact that R word was not even thought about when reading the "accused" item.Anyway Chez I better go now mate but one last thing................what happened to your back fence you had????:rolleyes:;)


Hi Carol:-4 How are ya luv....I'm still listening to where the boys are...had to go and rent that dvd again:-6

Chezzie;765130 wrote: no the computer keeps count ya numpty, its right next to your name there on the left lol...Im always smiling me Bruv:):):) Glad to hear your taking care of your hands, nothing worse than rough skin on tender parts:wah:


I know about the counter.....you numpty......it was a pun.....

Leave my tender parts out of this......ooh err madam :-4

Chezzie, That is true....you did lend Carol your curlers. I remember seeing them when you were leaning on your fence telling me about that wellness water that I should buy...remember

Kathy Ellen;765139 wrote: Hi Carol:-4 How are ya luv....I'm still listening to where the boys are...had to go and rent that dvd again:-6
Hi sweetheartxxx Actually Kathy Ive been asked to do Cabaret in a rather posh (yes I can do posh) club......the Guvnor heard that tape that I sent you and said it was great!!!!Soooooo champers all round ah:wah:;)

Carolly;765143 wrote: Hi sweetheartxxx Actually Kathy Ive been asked to do Cabaret in a rather posh (yes I can do posh) club......the Guvnor heard that tape that I sent you and said it was great!!!!Soooooo champers all round ah:wah:;)


Wooohhhhhhoooo, you better tell us all about this news.....how exciting for you and all of us...when, where, how, who.................:-4

Champers, drinks and a bit of nosh all around for Carol's good news.:-4

I'll just run down to my cavernous wine cellar and grab a few drinks and whip up some tucker....only take me a minute:-6

Kathy Ellen;765145 wrote: Wooohhhhhhoooo, you better tell us all about this news.....how exciting for you and all of us...when, where, how, who.................:-4Wellllllllll Kaz and Gill know all about it so they better go and read the next post:wah:.I happened to pop in this club the other day and Chris started to chat to the guvnor.Of course it was brought up that I used to be a prof singer and he said he would love to hear me....sooooo that night when we visited it again we took my CD and also I gave a couple of songs which may I say.......went down a storm.....my goodness the size of my head lol......anyway the CD was passed onto the guv...and he rung me yesterday and said he thought my voice was astonishing (ere I hope that you lot never put him upto this:rolleyes:;)) and would I consider doing a gig there.............I said I would ri ng him back Monday!!!!:guitarist

Ohhhhhh Carol:-4

I am so happy for you....that news is just wonderful. Wish I could cyber myself over to hear you on that special night. Make sure you keep us informed....whatcha gonna wear:guitarist and will you be borrowing Chezzie's curlers again?

Kathy Ellen;765150 wrote: Ohhhhhh Carol:-4

I am so happy for you....that news is just wonderful. Wish I could cyber myself over to hear you on that special night. Make sure you keep us informed....whatcha gonna wear:guitarist and will you be borrowing Chezzie's curlers again?


Ahhhhh thankyou my little darlin.Its changed so much from when I done it before....I had real life music backing me then..........God I did some weird gigs back then.....up North it was a case of........if the Bingo was due and the artist was still performing...hard luck.......the Bingo started:wah:And the acts I worked with............some made it to the top and I smile as I remember little things about them in those days..............oh dear as the song goes..........Those Were The Days;)

Good luck Luv...thinking about you always:-4 Keep in touch

Kathy Ellen;765164 wrote: Good luck Luv...thinking about you always:-4 Keep in touchOh I aint going nowhere baby............why should I make some people happy:wah::wah::wah:We will NEVER lose touch....some friendships.......even on the internet just blossom and turn into a precious jewel......and your one of those jewels Kathyxx;)

Carolly;765171 wrote: Oh I aint going nowhere baby............why should I make some people happy:wah::wah::wah:We will NEVER lose touch....some friendships.......even on the internet just blossom and turn into a precious jewel......and your one of those jewels Kathyxx;)


Ahhhh Carol,

Ja just made me cry there...thank you..... I feel the same way about you.....I remember when you first posted and then you were gone....????? I was so happy to see your return:-4

[QUOTE=Carolly;765148]Wellllllllll Kaz and Gill know all about it so they better go and read the next postI happened to pop in this club the other day and Chris started to chat to the guvnor.Of course it was brought up that I used to be a prof singer and he said he would love to hear me....sooooo that night when we visited it again we took my CD and also I gave a couple of songs which may I say.......went down a storm.....my goodness the size of my head lol......anyway the CD was passed onto the guv...and he rung me yesterday and said he thought my voice was astonishing (ere I hope that you lot never put him upto this:rolleyes:;)) and would I consider doing a gig there.............I said I would ri ng him back Monday!!!!:QUOTE]

Congratulations after hearing you sing I am sure you will be a hit.

Has the head size gone down yet?:wah::-6

Kathy Ellen;765212 wrote: Ahhhh Carol,

Ja just made me cry there...thank you..... I feel the same way about you.....I remember when you first posted and then you were gone....????? I was so happy to see your return:-4Oh Kathy I didnt mean to make you cry hun.Its the truth though.Tell you something.............I wind many up on the FOC thread and really take the pee out of some(no names mentioned of course):rolleyes: but I trust those people with my life and love them dearly............oh gawd I hope they dont read this.....my image will be ruined:wah::wah:Yes I came back with the focers lol and they also are thankful for that and have grown to love this forum and also some of you lovely friends.Now woman pull yerself together and give us a smile:);)

Carolly;765138 wrote: Oh Chezzie you little liar...you lent yer curlers to me and its normally the front fence you lean up against:wah::wah::wah:.....................Oh now Ive heard everything......tell you Ive heard the best but this one takes the oscar.I actually showed this thread to some good friends of mine tonight........not English may I add......and you know what...........they said it was so funny that they actually copied it......also let me tell you something..... illegitimate Jewish children who lived in The East End as a child back in the 50s and grew up with kids from every backgroud are not racist.Infact the opposite.....people have taken the "mick" out of Jews for centurys......being a Bast... has caused many a joke through the years and you know what...............I roll up and you know why...........I have a great sense of humour and you know something else.............many others do who are the subject of so called racist remarks.......especially when they realise that no harm was meant and in actual fact that R word was not even thought about when reading the "accused" item.Anyway Chez I better go now mate but one last thing................what happened to your back fence you had


I do have a back fence but its like bloody 8ft high and since im only 5ft 2 I canny lean over it les dawson styley to chat

Bruv;765141 wrote: I know about the counter.....you numpty......it was a pun.....

Leave my tender parts out of this......ooh err madam :-4


I knows you knows :wah: Hmmmm tender parts:p

Kathy Ellen;765142 wrote: Chezzie, That is true....you did lend Carol your curlers. I remember seeing them when you were leaning on your fence telling me about that wellness water that I should buy...remember


Oh Kathy Ellen......:rolleyes you must me mixing me up with that Jessica Alba woman from no4 babes.......I dont do rollers...straightners baby

I have to say something here. Ive just seen on another thread something that quite honestly made me smile.I thought of all the hassle that has gone on on this one where most of us didn't see what we were surposed to.For many years having not known your father you were called the B word.I grew up with it......Ive learned to really take no notice to be honest....fgs its only a word.Yet on this other thread somebody mentioned about "mean bas....." Im not going to write the complete word but of course you know what I mean.Well why do people say that.........I for one am not mean :wah:and also smile how things can be pulled apart to suit and yet certain other terms are acceptable.The hypocrisy astounds me sometimes on this forum....theres a couple of threads up whereas the titles alone can be torn apart......but left quite happily....as indeed they should be.The point I am trying to make is we all say things in our everyday life....and dont stop to really think of their meanings and thank God we dont as so much can be pulled apart and we would be frightend to say anything fgs.Sad thing is..............its going that way as we have all learnt.

Chezzie;765309 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;765138]Oh Chezzie you little liar...you lent yer curlers to me and its normally the front fence you lean up against....................Oh now Ive heard everything......tell you Ive heard the best but this one takes the oscar.I actually showed this thread to some good friends of mine tonight........not English may I add......and you know what...........they said it was so funny that they actually copied it......also let me tell you something..... illegitimate Jewish children who lived in The East End as a child back in the 50s and grew up with kids from every backgroud are not racist.Infact the opposite.....people have taken the "mick" out of Jews for centurys......being a Bast... has caused many a joke through the years and you know what...............I roll up and you know why...........I have a great sense of humour and you know something else.............many others do who are the subject of so called racist remarks.......especially when they realise that no harm was meant and in actual fact that R word was not even thought about when reading the "accused" item.Anyway Chez I better go now mate but one last thing................what happened to your back fence you had[/QUOTE

I do have a back fence but its like bloody 8ft high and since im only 5ft 2 I canny lean over it les dawson styley to chat



I knows you knows :wah: Hmmmm tender part



Oh Kathy Ellen......:rolleyes you must me mixing me up with that Jessica Alba woman from no4 babes.......I dont do rollers...straightners babyMorning babes.............ere your message is nuf a mess woman:wah::wah::wah:but still love yer:wah:;)

mrsK;765273 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;765148]Wellllllllll Kaz and Gill know all about it so they better go and read the next postI happened to pop in this club the other day and Chris started to chat to the guvnor.Of course it was brought up that I used to be a prof singer and he said he would love to hear me....sooooo that night when we visited it again we took my CD and also I gave a couple of songs which may I say.......went down a storm.....my goodness the size of my head lol......anyway the CD was passed onto the guv...and he rung me yesterday and said he thought my voice was astonishing (ere I hope that you lot never put him upto this:rolleyes:;)) and would I consider doing a gig there.............I said I would ri ng him back Monday!!!!:QUOTE]

Congratulations after hearing you sing I am sure you will be a hit.

Has the head size gone down yet?And you H ...ere are you 2 drunk fgs:wah::wah:Fanks for your comments H.....really nice and NOOOOOOOOOO its getting bigger by the minute:wah:...ere good gob Im not a geezer saying that!!!!!;)

Bye crazy people...readers for now....Im off for the day....and pleaseeeeeeeeeee dont take the crazy fing to heart will yer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>oh gawd me and me big mouth......I feel another debate coming on...................JOKE OK!!!!!:wah::wah:;):driving:

Carolly;765151 wrote: Ahhhhh thankyou my little darlin.Its changed so much from when I done it before....I had real life music backing me then..........God I did some weird gigs back then.....up North it was a case of........if the Bingo was due and the artist was still performing...hard luck.......the Bingo started:wah:And the acts I worked with............some made it to the top and I smile as I remember little things about them in those days..............oh dear as the song goes..........Those Were The Days


That is soooo true!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;765310 wrote: I have to say something here. Ive just seen on another thread something that quite honestly made me smile.I thought of all the hassle that has gone on on this one where most of us didn't see what we were surposed to.For many years having not known your father you were called the B word.I grew up with it......Ive learned to really take no notice to be honest....fgs its only a word.Yet on this other thread somebody mentioned about "mean bas....." Im not going to write the complete word but of course you know what I mean.Well why do people say that.........I for one am not mean :wah:and also smile how things can be pulled apart to suit and yet certain other terms are acceptable.The hypocrisy astounds me sometimes on this forum....theres a couple of threads up whereas the titles alone can be torn apart......but left quite happily....as indeed they should be.The point I am trying to make is we all say things in our everyday life....and dont stop to really think of their meanings and thank God we dont as so much can be pulled apart and we would be frightend to say anything fgs.Sad thing is..............its going that way as we have all learnt.


Well its a good job not everyone anylises everything to death innit?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kazalala;765368 wrote: That is soooo true!!!



Well its a good job not everyone anylises everything to death innit?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:wah::wah::wah:......right.............London here I come:driving:

Carolly;765371 wrote: :wah::wah::wah:......right.............London here I come:driving:


Go get em:D

Oi your maj, nowt wrong with my thread, its you, ya cant press a button without ballsin it up, jeeeez we cant all be talented but "push the button" let me know:wah:

Yes it is a crazy world ! I feel I daren't type anything, well nothing vaguely like serious anyway, on this forum, in case I'm leapt on from a great height by some jumped up bigot who has swallowed an encyclopoedia or just read the latest gazette on political correctness. To pinch a phrase from Kaz ------ TUT

I think I'll have to just pop into threads and just type something flippant, that will probably be wrong as well - but I will try to keep 'on topic' if I do that :wah::wah: :-5 :rolleyes:

G#Gill;765631 wrote: Yes it is a crazy world ! I feel I daren't type anything, well nothing vaguely like serious anyway, on this forum, in case I'm leapt on from a great height by some jumped up bigot who has swallowed an encyclopoedia or just read the latest gazette on political correctness. To pinch a phrase from Kaz ------ TUT

I think I'll have to just pop into threads and just type something flippant, that will probably be wrong as well - but I will try to keep 'on topic' if I do that :wah::wah: :-5 :rolleyes:


Hi Gill:-4

How are ya:-6

Hi Kathy Ellen, I'm fine thanks and I hope you're OK as well :-6