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lady cop wrote: well i have, but i wasn't exactly the welcome guest of honor! :wah: .............have you ever been to an opera?
Well then, LC, we'll have to get you to one of ours, where you WILL be welcomed! Of course, you'll have to dance on the bar and flash the group, but it's over quick.... :yh_rotfl



I have been to an opera, yes. Thought I'd hate it....LOVED it.



Would you run around your block naked for $5,000?

NO...



Have you been to a nudist beach?

hell, we have to pay FR to keep his clothes ON! ...sure BR, i'm game!

JAB wrote: Yes :wah:



Have you ever had nude pictures taken?
Funny you should ask that....

JAB wrote: Have you ever had nude pictures taken?
OK, OK, I'll answer....maybe....



Seriously, yep, I have.



Have you ever tried to light a fart on fire?

Ummmmm excuse me whos calling who gross ?

Actually yes

Would you give your life for a child you didnt know ?

Nomad wrote: Ummmmm excuse me whos calling who gross ?



Actually yes



Would you give your life for a child you didnt know ?sworn to do exactly that. .........have you ever performed in a play?

I guess 3rd grade count ?



Have you ever been caught doing something really embarrassing in public ?





Then tell us what

Nomad wrote: I guess 3rd grade count ?





Have you ever been caught doing something really embarrassing in public ?









Then tell us whatwere you reading my mind??? while you were typing this i was creating the embarrassment thread! *play twilight zone music here*

Yes, having sex in a vehicle on what we thought was a deserted road, only to have a farmer speak to us thru an open window! LOL

If you saw someone wipe their nose on their hand while working in a restauraunt, would you say something to them about it?

No *grits teeth...bites tongue till it bleeds*





If you could hurt someone with a voodoo doll would you ?

YES YES YES







Have you had sex today ?

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Have you had sex today ?Unfortunately not! :-1



Have you worked hard today? :sneaky:

NO .... but I know a man who has !



Are you going away for the weekend ? (I am)

canaan wrote: No... but I'm planning on working hard at least one day next week. Still not sure which day.







Have you ever been arrested?No but i have been handcuffed!



Have you ever had an electric shock?

Yes....it gave me a 'jump start'



is the weather good where you are ?

Yesssss,Making love in cowshed

Bez wrote: Yes....it gave me a 'jump start'



is the weather good where you are ?The weather today has been lovely and sunny:-6



Where are you going for the weekend?

abbey wrote: The weather today has been lovely and sunny:-6



Where are you going for the weekend?Same here Abbey. I'm off to the West of Ireland this weekend. County Galway:driving:

Im going to my brothers in Elsenham near Stansted airport...couple of hours drive for me.



Has anyone ever been to Iceland ?

If its millions hell yes.









would you have sex for money ?

Marry for money ? Never....Im not motivated by money at all, its just money, love is much more satisfying.



Sex for money ? Na I dont think so, sex isnt too hard to come by.

Would you let your daughter play full contact tackle football?

Err not sure what it is so proberbly no.





would you shop a friend if they broke the law?

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: Err not sure what it is so proberbly no.









would you shop a friend if they broke the law?yes...........would you break the law?

lady cop wrote: yes...........would you break the law?
yes, if it were a serious enough situation, but I would not try to avoid punishment!



would you lie in a job interview?

Yes - little white lies dont count .







would you hit a woman?

YES if they were hurting a child



Would you drive a car without insurance ?

No...wouldn't drive my car without insurance.



Would you loan money to a friend?

CountryDweller wrote: Would you loan money to a friend?
No.



Have you ever been arrested?

BabyRider wrote: No.



Have you ever been arrested?


ok here goes.

Yes. indecent exposure my junior year in HS. me n the guys went to Principal Whtefeild's woke him up and mooned him n his wife. at 2 in the morning.

we were too drunk to leave when the sheriff showed up.

my pal Jimmy got to pellets of rock salt in his butt. couldn't sit for a week.

ever worked til your hands bled?

DadinIowa wrote: ok here goes.

Yes. indecent exposure my junior year in HS. me n the guys went to Principal Whtefeild's woke him up and mooned him n his wife. at 2 in the morning.

we were too drunk to leave when the sheriff showed up.

my pal Jimmy got to pellets of rock salt in his butt. couldn't sit for a week.

ever worked til your hands bled?
No-not working, but playing as a kid.

Did you ever meet anyone famous?

chonsigirl wrote: No-not working, but playing as a kid.

Did you ever meet anyone famous?


Yes

I took a pee with Mike Singletary

a great line backer from the Bears in the 80s

ever cheated on a test? a college exam

DadinIowa wrote: Yes

I took a pee with Mike Singletary

a great line backer from the Bears in the 80s

ever cheated on a test? a college exam
No-I saw many cheat, and they better not cheat on my exams! Big Fat F on that paper.

Who do you have a secret crush on?

chonsigirl wrote: No-I saw many cheat, and they better not cheat on my exams! Big Fat F on that paper.

Who do you have a secret crush on?


can't you follow the rules? yes or no.

but ill answer. i have had a crush on my wife since we first started dating in HS.

i don't think shell ever really know.

ever used your feminine charms to get out of a ticket?

DadinIowa wrote: ok here goes.

Yes. indecent exposure my junior year in HS. me n the guys went to Principal Whtefeild's woke him up and mooned him n his wife. at 2 in the morning.

we were too drunk to leave when the sheriff showed up.

my pal Jimmy got to pellets of rock salt in his butt. couldn't sit for a week.

ever worked til your hands bled?


holy crap. You never told me jim got shot. when were you ever a hell raiser?

and if you got arrested for showing your arse, why did you get so p!ssed when i got busted at teh senior kegger?

double standard man. not fair.

DadinIowa wrote: can't you follow the rules? yes or no.

but ill answer. i have had a crush on my wife since we first started dating in HS.

i don't think shell ever really know.

ever used your feminine charms to get out of a ticket?


i'm going to be sick. good question though. ever use your boobs to get out of a ticket?? well did you bunny foo-foo???

that's an excellent question Father. why were you checking out Singletary? is there something you need to tell me and Mom??

flopstock wrote: :yh_laugh :yh_laugh





i have got to get adopted by this family!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


i don't know. sounds like it might be getting crowded over there. but I have plenty of room.

Wolverine wrote: i'm going to be sick. good question though. ever use your boobs to get out of a ticket?? well did you bunny foo-foo???
Never used sexual distraction to get out of a ticket or anything-took one ticket to court and fought it, and won.

Have had no tickets, even parking tickets, and at my age, that says I'm a pretty good driver.

No





Have you told a lie today?

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote:







Have you told a lie today?


NO



Have you smiled a lot today ?