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BH672;556491 wrote: j&Y [it almost looks like 'joy,' doesn't it?],



FG strikes me as a very open-minded and tolerant community. I think you two have nothing to be ashamed of, and should celebrate your feelings for each other, not try to hide them. Anything I can do to help, well . . . . . you know you can count on me! :wah:



Busted! You caught me!





:wah:
I would like to be the first to say:

I am not gay, I have never been gay and I never intend to be gay in the future. (Not that there is anything wrong with being a little light in the loafers) Its just not my thing.

Other than thaat I am a pretty happy fella most of the time.:wah:

YZGI;556495 wrote: I would like to be the first to say:

I am not gay, I have never been gay and I never intend to be gay in the future. (Not that there is anything wrong with being a little light in the loafers) Its just not my thing.


Hey, it's cool with me, but does jimbo know this? He talks about the two of you a lot!!!

:-3

BH672;556496 wrote: Hey, it's cool with me, but does jimbo know this? He talks about the two of you a lot!!!



:-3




you sound like a bit of a homophobe to me bh672 ,maybe the bh stands for brotherly luuurve huh , me and the wise guy are just buddies in a totally non homo way ,but of course he is married he has ta say that ... besides the guy is loaded ,he could just go to thailand and have the best of both worlds for twenty bucks ....... or so i have been told :wah: :wah: :wah:

BH672;556496 wrote: Hey, it's cool with me, but does jimbo know this? He talks about the two of you a lot!!!



:-3
Did Dean not talk about Jerry, Did Johnny not talk about Ed,Did The Lone Ranger not talk about Tonto, Did roy Rogers not talk about Dale evans ( wait they were doin it werent they?)um , Did Romeo not talk about Juliet, oops anther bad example, Did Lewis not talk about Clark. I think you get my point. Carry on. :wah:

jimbo;556499 wrote: you sound like a bit of a homophobe to me bh672


:wah: Not at all, man, I want to be the best man at your wedding!!! :wah:

YZGI;556501 wrote: Did Dean not talk about Jerry, Did Johnny not talk about Ed,Did The Lone Ranger not talk about Tonto, Did roy Rogers not talk about Dale evans ( wait they were doin it werent they?)um , Did Romeo not talk about Juliet, oops anther bad example, Did Lewis not talk about Clark. I think you get my point. Carry on. :wah:


I do get your point, and it's a good one. None of them were ashamed, they all spoke openly of each other. Hey, I'm not trying to pick on your guys, I think it's a beautiful thing!

BH672;556502 wrote: :wah: Not at all, man, I want to be the best man at your wedding!!! :wah:




of course your on about me and the suze , where abouts in the usa are you from ,it would be great if me and soberahole (snigger) could fly over meet up with you and wisey it would be a great laugh,cher , red glitter,tazz could bail us out when it all goes wrong with the natives ,it would not take long for them to take offence :wah: :wah:

jimbo;556504 wrote: of course your on about me and the suze , where abouts in the usa are you from ,it would be great if me and soberahole (snigger) could fly over meet up with you and wisey it would be a great laugh,cher , red glitter,tazz could bail us out when it all goes wrong with the natives ,it would not take long for them to take offence :wah: :wah:
Actually I think Bone Head is in the State right next to me. Hey Boner you from Missery?

YZGI;556506 wrote: Actually I think Bone Head is in the State right next to me. Hey Boner you from Missery?




your on form tonight wisey :wah: :wah:

Just wondering Jimbo......what did you think of Brokeback Mountain?





I managed to watch about 20 minutes before I had to turn it off, to quote our dear Cher 'It's an exit, not an entrance'

jimbo;556508 wrote: your on form tonight wisey :wah: :wah:


Oh i see you got the hang of the sigs flo! must say i do still hanker after nuddy homer a bit :rolleyes:

Imladris;556546 wrote: Just wondering Jimbo......what did you think of Brokeback Mountain?





I managed to watch about 20 minutes before I had to turn it off, to quote our dear Cher 'It's an exit, not an entrance'




thanks for asking but i never even thought i'd like to see it ,nor will i watch it ,kinda reminds me of bh672 and wisey :wah: :wah:

jimbo;556550 wrote: thanks for asking but i never even thought i'd like to see it ,nor will i watch it ,kinda reminds me of bh672 and wisey :wah:
:wah: Okay now jimbo that will be enough of that.:wah:

Jimbo, who do you know with the funniest name?



My mum works with someone whose brother is called Aaron Mycock.:wah:

Imladris;556562 wrote: Jimbo, who do you know with the funniest name?



My mum works with someone whose brother is called Aaron Mycock.:wah:




and i work with someone called fanny fluff

jimbo;556566 wrote: and i work with someone called fanny fluff




Yeah, yeah but he really is called that, but is know as Charlie!!!:wah:



When I worked for a bank we had a customer called Ivor Cobbledick.



We've done a funeral for an Ivy Lane.



So come on a serious answer pleeeeeeeeease

Imladris;556568 wrote: Yeah, yeah but he really is called that, but is know as Charlie!!!:wah:



When I worked for a bank we had a customer called Ivor Cobbledick.



We've done a funeral for an Ivy Lane.



So come on a serious answer pleeeeeeeeease










ivor biggun

Imladris;556568 wrote: Yeah, yeah but he really is called that, but is know as Charlie!!!:wah:



When I worked for a bank we had a customer called Ivor Cobbledick.



We've done a funeral for an Ivy Lane.



So come on a serious answer pleeeeeeeeease


:wah: ims

jimbo;556575 wrote: ivor biggun




Suzy!!! Jimbo's telling fibs again!!

Imladris;556585 wrote: Suzy!!! Jimbo's telling fibs again!!


Of course he is, he opened his mouth:sneaky: :sneaky:

SuzyB;556592 wrote: Of course he is, he opened his mouth:sneaky: :sneaky:
Yeah, fair point!

jimbo-how come chikens cross the road?:D

guppy;556615 wrote: jimbo-how come chikens cross the road?:D




as i have said before , his nieghbour had bird flu ,200 000 turkeys had to be culled .... not good

BH672;556502 wrote: I want to be the best man at your wedding!!!
jimbo;556504 wrote: of course your on about me and the suze


jimbo,

when that day comes, please let me know. I will drink a toast to you and Suzy's good health, blessed future, and good fortune.

Cheers, Rick



:-6

Ok, it was fun, but I think we've beat this horse to death! The jimbo Theme Song that I posted on another thread says everything we need to know about jimbo being a stud:

Who's the FG private detective

that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

(jimbo!)

You're damn right

Who is the man

that would risk his neck for his brother man?

(jimbo!)

Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out

when there's danger all about

(jimbo!)

Right on

They say this cat jimbo is a bad mother--

(Shut your mouth)

I'm talkin' about jimbo

(Then we can dig it)

He's a complicated man

but no one understands him but his Suzy

(down jimbo!)


Heck, I'll bet that even YZGI is as straight as a boner. Er . . . . . you know what I mean! :wah:



jimbo,

:wah: what do we joke about next? :wah:

BH672;556674 wrote: jimbo,



when that day comes, please let me know. I will drink a toast to you and Suzy's good health, blessed future, and good fortune.



Cheers, Rick





:-6




we are thinking about getting hitched on the 31st november in vages ,are you free buddy

YZGI;556506 wrote: Hey Studmuffin you from Missery?


:wah:

Actually, the view from the lanai is pretty cool, eh?

jimbo;556686 wrote: we are thinking about getting hitched on the 31st november in vages ,are you free buddy


No kidding? Let's stay in touch, we may be able to work this out.

Hello Jimbo!

What are you doing?

Did you fiure out who BH267 is?

Do you like reno 911 or scrubs?

Do you like sponge bob or teli tubbies?

Do you like music or scantly clad women?

Tater Tazz;556697 wrote: Hello Jimbo!



What are you doing? i was at the time you asked ,getting ready for bed





Did you fiure out who BH267 is? ,yup i was duped i thought it was the wise guy but it was a cunning newbie( or so he/she says )who hoodwinked me by deliberately making funny posts and silly poems knowing i would think it was wisey , mind you when he started up wierdo mind games with the ever serious but nice corberst i should of twigged then it was not wisey ,but then i thought what a cunnning way to throw me off the scent ,its all bluff and counter bluff here

glad you figured it out. will spring come soon?

Tater Tazz;556900 wrote: glad you figured it out. will spring come soon?




wont be long now ,my daughter is just down the road from you what is the weather like,why you up so early , why am i asking you questions on the ask jimbo thread , do you think i should start an ask tazz anything thread ???? ummm you would be much more interesting than me i think ummmmmm i have been asked everything possible maybe a fresh more interesting person ummmmm what do you think ?????:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

I am up early in alot of pain today, must be weather . where does your daughter live? If it's close I wonder if I know her. I bought this new computer, and I love it. I also like being on dsl ethernet. fast. now I have to put ethernet card in old computer so I can hook it up. I am going to have to make doc appointment again, because he told me to call if I did not feel better. I called , never called back, so I will have to go see the idiot. Oh yeah, I am suppose to ask you questions. Did you like hampster back?

Tater Tazz;556903 wrote: I am up early in alot of pain today, must be weather . where does your daughter live? If it's close I wonder if I know her. I bought this new computer, and I love it. I also like being on dsl ethernet. fast. now I have to put ethernet card in old computer so I can hook it up. I am going to have to make doc appointment again, because he told me to call if I did not feel better. I called , never called back, so I will have to go see the idiot. Oh yeah, I am suppose to ask you questions. Did you like hampster back?




if you mean would i like the furball back





yes

ok i guess the idea of being the next torture victim does not rock your boat then :sneaky: :sneaky:

I can't let hammy down, I must keep this thread going until she comes back! I think she would like that.

So, how come it snows?

If you look up during a snow storm, what do you see?

Tater Tazz;557385 wrote: I can't let hammy down, I must keep this thread going until she comes back! I think she would like that. groan:rolleyes:



So, how come it snows?its cold



If you look up during a snow storm, what do you see? the bottom of my base ball cap

:wah: :wah:

How do you cut your hair?

How does a motor run?

How come my daughter does not listen?

How come my husband always goes to the gym?

Should I go to the gym?

How come your still up?

Tater Tazz;557393 wrote: :wah: :wah:



How do you cut your hair? clippers



How does a motor run? in sneakers



How come my daughter does not listen? you are boring



How come my husband always goes to the gym? to keep fit for you



Should I go to the gym? not with your bad back



How come your still up?i'm boring:wah:

today was world thinking day, did you use your brain?

Tater Tazz;557409 wrote: today was world thinking day, did you use your brain?


no as per usual key board typing brain on stand by





good night tazz

Do you miss me?

W/W, do you like to make bubbles?



:wah:

how come a pot wont boil as long as you stand there and watch it?:-2

WonderWendy3;557490 wrote: Do you miss me?


loads and loads and loads , plus linda carter on your avatar always gets mt attention:-4

[quote=guppy;557525]how come a pot wont boil as long as you stand there and watch it?:-2[/quot



hey fish face turn the cooker on first :wah:

BH672;557501 wrote: W/W, do you like to make bubbles?





:wah:




hey buddy wendybird yes

wonderwendy no , yup there are two:wah:

Should I shovel or wait until the snow melts?

Tater Tazz;557601 wrote: Should I shovel or wait until the snow melts?




i'm so gad you said snow in that sentence, wait a week the big thaw is coming:D

It looks like a frigin winter wonderland out there. Yesterday it was almost 50. I hate new england. Do you think my medication will start working? Do you think next week this doctor will do anything? besides yell at me. The only thing really different I did was install my computer. Do you think that made my back worse?