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jimbo;519473 wrote: i still cant believe you know geof thompson ... whats he like in real life in his book he comes across like a really nice gentle guy



he reminds me of some other bald hero who's name escapes me:D


I wouldn't say l know the man but l have met him. and yes a really nice guy. very humble and approachable.

YZGI;519497 wrote: A sure sign that the relationship has soured a bit. When you refer to them as a warthog.:wah:


that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3

YZGI;519497 wrote: A sure sign that the relationship has soured a bit. When you refer to them as a warthog.:wah:


it's better than some of the other names that can be used!!:sneaky:

jimbo;519503 wrote: that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3


:wah: the old beeer goggles!!!

jimbo;519503 wrote: that or you have sobered up :-3 :-3
Bu then you would say. Hey whats your name, warthog?

venus;519507 wrote: :wah: the old beeer goggles!!!
I used to think their air brushing must have faded.

YZGI;519508 wrote: Bu then you would say. Hey whats your name, warthog?




:wah:



on that note good night guys , just called out to sue who is in bed ,honey your in luck your warthog feels lovin



she just shouted down you have been talking to wise guy again havent you :-3



you have a lot too answer for buddy :wah::wah:

where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"

Wolverine;519615 wrote: where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"


Good question...I think that YZGI is getting some rest....he had a LONG day of giving advice...I was impressed...

WonderWendy3;519622 wrote: Good question...I think that YZGI is getting some rest....he had a LONG day of giving advice...I was impressed...


wait i have it...

kinky= feather

perverse= whole live chicken

right?

Wolverine;519615 wrote: where's the line between "kinky" and "perverse?"


Kinky is wearing a Rubber Nun Suit

Perverse is having a sh1t in your Moms handbag...SO I'M TOLD

Wolverine;519633 wrote: wait i have it...

kinky= feather

perverse= whole live chicken

right?


Right!! I'll agree with that!



Kinky is wearing a Rubber Nun Suit

Perverse is having a sh1t in your Moms handbag



Ummmm....er...yeah...I agree with that tooo...I'm skerred!!

Where is wise guy??? I have questions....Am I concupiscent????

WonderWendy3;520181 wrote: Where is wise guy??? I have questions....Am I concupiscent????
I would have to say a resounding YES. Now no fair making me look up words.

YZGI;520189 wrote: I would have to say a resounding YES. Now no fair making me look up words.


ahem!! cough cough!!:sneaky:

concupiscence

One entry found for concupiscence.



Main Entry: con·cu·pis·cence

Pronunciation: kän-'kyü-p&-s&n(t)s, k&n-

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Late Latin concupiscentia, from Latin concupiscent-, concupiscens, present participle of concupiscere to desire ardently, from com- + cupere to desire

: strong desire; especially : sexual desire

- con·cu·pis·cent /-s&nt/ adjective

Pinky;520192 wrote: Rubber nun suit!!! LMAO!:wah:

So is the nurse costume kinky too then?:D


no the nurse costume is HOT!!

but the naughty teacher outfit is even better....:-4

I thought you liked the librarian!! (spelling???--I was alittle exciterated!!)

WonderWendy3;520416 wrote: I thought you liked the librarian!! (spelling???--I was alittle exciterated!!)


nope. naughty teachers. yep yep yep:rolleyes:

nope.. it's the long hair pulled up in a bun, glasses, blouse, skirt, and jacket. and a ruler.

and a peek at your thigh-high stockings

Is there anything other than strawberries that makes cum taste sweet in case I guy doesn't like them?

Pinky;629357 wrote: What do I do when all the batteries are dead and the shops are shut?:D


Go to the fridge.

crazygal;629349 wrote: Is there anything other than strawberries that makes cum taste sweet in case I guy doesn't like them?
I have no way of knowing.





You just had to bring this on back eh?:wah:

YZGI;629377 wrote: I have no way of knowing.





You just had to bring this on back eh?:wah:


That isn't good enough, you'll just have to do some research.

Pinky;629357 wrote: What do I do when all the batteries are dead and the shops are shut?:D


Stick your head in the freezer. When your hands start to shake , you will know what to do.

crazygal;629380 wrote: That isn't good enough, you'll just have to do some research.
Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.

YZGI;629383 wrote: Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.


I've tried that, it curdles. :wah:

crazygal;629386 wrote: I've tried that, it curdles. :wah:


you dirty cow ya the perfect woman

el guapo;629396 wrote: you dirty cow ya the perfect woman


Ha ha, no need to tell me that. Queen of BJ's the fella calls me. I am so proud. :wah:

YZGI;629383 wrote: Okay then. Fill your mouth with chocolate, then it wont matter.




no one can afford that much chocolate:wah: :wah:

jimbo;629896 wrote: no one can afford that much chocolate:wah: :wah:


Oi you, you wait, we'll meet up soon and I will kick your ass!

crazygal;629979 wrote: Oi you, you wait, we'll meet up soon and I will kick your ass!








never :wah: :wah:







i have my own crazywoman that does that :-3 :-3

jimbo;629990 wrote: never :wah:





i have my own crazywoman that does that :-3 :-3


Suzy can hold you down. :p

here's a fun thread from the archives!:D:rolleyes:

I like this thread Wendy - good find :sneaky:

WonderWendy3;772847 wrote: here's a fun thread from the archives!:D:rolleyes:


ThePheasant;772965 wrote: I like this thread Wendy - good find :sneaky:


what am I going to do with the two of you?? :rolleyes:





:yh_giggle

So who's gonna roll first:D

I will....

rolllllinnnn..................



snake eyes!! I pick chezzie and Sunny to ask Wisey a question!!:wah:



Is that how that works?:-3

WonderWendy3;773224 wrote: I will....

rolllllinnnn..................



snake eyes!! I pick chezzie and Sunny to ask Wisey a question!!:wah:



Is that how that works?:-3


Ohhhhh nooooo lil lady, roll again my dear....rule is first person to post after me asks the question....See rule 4567, paragraph 546 titled Chezzie's Rules of rolling:D

Wisey - Why do men never say 'Oh no not again Hunny! I knackered, and I have a head-ache'

ThePheasant;773230 wrote: Wisey - Why do men never say 'Oh no not again Hunny! I knackered, and I have a head-ache'
Because that wouldn't be manly and besides what is the best remedy for all that ails a man? Why sex of course. I figure the only men on prozac just ain't gettin enough if you know what I mean..

[quote=rjwould;773276]I say that and I'm functioning normally..





YZGI----Right hand or Left?[/quote]





Both, that way it seems that there are two women helping.

Both, that way it seems that there are two women helping.


:eek::eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Wisey, How long do you think foreplay should last?

WonderWendy3;773450 wrote: Wisey, How long do you think foreplay should last?
At least till you finish eating the popcorn