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Forgot my wish..........





I wish I was in Vegas right now..sitting at the MGM with a cocktail and the tall dark stranger from California next to me.....

mominiowa wrote: Forgot my wish..........





I wish I was in Vegas right now..sitting at the MGM with a cocktail and the tall dark stranger from California next to me.....


HAH granted, I am tanned and wearing platforms you are stuck with my hunny can I buy you a drink. Apparently I am strange I am seeing Frogs (I saw C so thought it was Canada not California) ahahahahahaha

Ummmm I wish someone would fess up to putting frogs on my "Todays Posts" page in FG!!

minks wrote: HAH granted, I am tanned and wearing platforms you are stuck with my hunny can I buy you a drink. Apparently I am strange I am seeing Frogs (I saw C so thought it was Canada not California) ahahahahahaha



Ummmm I wish someone would fess up to putting frogs on my "Todays Posts" page in FG!!I confess.........rivet-rivet

I wish my neighbour would turn his music down

abbey wrote:

I wish my neighbour would turn his music down
Granted...you're deaf.



I wish I could turn the clock back 14 hours.

Poof- granted - but Bullet is not home and he is VERY awake and noticing NOTHING strange except the thought of buying you a 2 caret diamond at the jewelry store!



I wish my daughter would play on the A team and not be so disappointed.....

mominiowa wrote: Poof- granted - but Bullet is not home and he is VERY awake and noticing NOTHING strange except the thought of buying you a 2 caret diamond at the jewelry store!



I wish my daughter would play on the A team and not be so disappointed.....:(GRANTED.. Oops wrong A team, she now cant walk cos she's weighed down with MrT's gold!



I wish i could just laze about the house all day.

Granted - you're a millionaire and don't need to work.



I wish I could travel the world on a permanent holiday

Granted but you're stuck in the cargo hold of a Fed Ex airplane and they can't get you out.

I wich peoples spok more betters Inglush sos I cud unnerstand wat they sez wen theys caws me

911 wrote:



I wich peoples spok more betters Inglush sos I cud unnerstand wat they sez wen theys caws meIf i could decipher that message i surely would grant it..........oh what the heck, GRANTED



I wish i did'nt smoke so much!

Putting nicotine patches all over you!

I wish I had a pet cheetah!

chonsigirl wrote: Putting nicotine patches all over you!



I wish I had a pet cheetah!
*poof* You're pet's secret mate is sneaking around on her!



I wish I could speed-read.

Granted- but your doing it in Brail.....Damn u have fast hands...:p



I wish I could trade my honey in for a compassionate man......

Huh?!? Okay, but now you have 2 men in the house that hate each other and nothing to sweeten your coffee with.



I wish I could play piano.

Ah but you can... I just heard you play in the pub!!



I wish I had more time to do the 'fun' things..more play, less work!

Granted! You've just been fired. Now go play.

I wish I would meet my Knight in Shining Armor already, who would sweep me off my feet.

Granted, you have met your knight in shining armour, but haven't got a can opener to get into him.

I wish someone would cut my lawn

Granted! Here is an hairdresser with a pair of scissors.

I wish that there was another me so that I can get more out of my days and more accomplished.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! Here is an hairdresser with a pair of scissors.



I wish that there was another me so that I can get more out of my days and more accomplished.
Haven't you seen the movie Multiplicity?

*pif* There you are. She's just like you, with the same weaknesses and irritating habits you didn't realize you had, and she had the same wish *pif* and so on *pif* and so on *pif* ........ :sneaky:



I wish my wife felt more self confident.

Accountable wrote: Haven't you seen the movie Multiplicity?

*pif* There you are. She's just like you, with the same weaknesses and irritating habits you didn't realize you had, and she had the same wish *pif* and so on *pif* and so on *pif* ........ :sneaky:



I wish my wife felt more self confident.


Your wife suddenly is over confident and you don't feel good enough anymore.

I wish I could go to bed.

Accountable wrote:



I wish my wife felt more self confident.GRANTED, she is now so outgoing she works nights lapdancing!



I wish i did'nt have to cook my parents meal this evening ( i'm a terrible cook)

abbey wrote: GRANTED, she is now so outgoing she works nights lapdancing!



I wish i did'nt have to cook my parents meal this evening ( i'm a terrible cook)
*zap!* Your parents' wish is granted. Orange caters your meal, then falls asleep on the dining table. :wah:



How's that for a double-play?



I wish I knew auto mechanics.

GRANTED, you are now a 1st class mechanic,

but your finger nails are so oily you're lovely wife wont let you near her!



I wish i could get Orangesox off my parents table!

Accountable wrote: *zap!* Your parents' wish is granted. Orange caters your meal, then falls asleep on the dining table. :wah:



How's that for a double-play?



I wish I knew auto mechanics.


Granted! You are now an auto mechanic. You have so many grease stains all over your clothes, on your shoes and under your nails. You need to buy new clothes and clean those nails a bit, but the shop is so busy. It seems like you never get a day off. Those grease stains won't come out of your carpets either!

I wish I had a magic carpet to move to a new land.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! You are now an auto mechanic. You have so many grease stains all over your clothes, on your shoes and under your nails. You need to buy new clothes and clean those nails a bit, but the shop is so busy. It seems like you never get a day off. Those grease stains won't come out of your carpets either!



I wish I had a magic carpet to move to a new land.
Congratulations, the carpet landed you in Zwolle, Louisiana, increasing the population to 3241! No hurricanes, tornadoes. Oh and most of the townfolk are family, and aren't used to healthy people who fly on carpets.



I wish I had degreaser.

abbey wrote: GRANTED, you are now a 1st class mechanic,

but your finger nails are so oily you're lovely wife wont let you near her!



I wish i could get Orangesox off my parents table!
I'd wake her, but I might stain her lovely frock.

Poof!!! Granted! Your parents are now on Oranesox's table.

I wish I had a genie in a magic lamp.

Valerie100 wrote: Poof!!! Granted! Your parents are now on Oranesox's table.

I wish I had a genie in a magic lamp.


Hey, I have strange people at me table.

Your wish is granted but it's an evil genie who doesn't like being disturbed.

I wish someone would paint my house.

Granted! Paintball players are hiding in the woods with their guns aimed directly at your house.

I wish I could live a life of luxury.

Valerie100 wrote:

I wish I could live a life of luxury.
Granted. You're a rare vase (pronounced vaaaaaaz) placed on the mantle in the home of Donald trump.



I wish my most recent endeavor would pay off.

Granted! You're being brought up on Federal charges for accepting bribes, kickbacks, blackmail and extortion.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! You're being brought up on Federal charges for accepting bribes, kickbacks, blackmail and extortion.



I wish I had a million dollars.
*ouch!* :yh_rotfl



Granted, here's your million dollars.....all in pennies. Unrolled.





I wish I didn't have a headache.

Poof! Granted! You now have a toothache!

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Valerie100 wrote:

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
Granted....the meaning of life is 6. :yh_rotfl



I wish my beds would make themselves.

Granted! Your beds are making themselves bounce up and down noisily. Welcome back, headache!



I wish my vote counted twice.

Accountable wrote: Granted! Your beds are making themselves bounce up and down noisily. Welcome back, headache!



I wish my vote counted twice.
Granted..You now have George Bush AND his evil twin brother in power!



I wish i could get to grips with sign language!

abbey wrote: Granted..You now have George Bush AND his evil twin brother in power!



I wish i could get to grips with sign language!


Presto, your left hand is permanantly bent as though you are flipping the bird to everyone.

I wish I had more weekend days than week days.

minks wrote: Presto, your left hand is permanantly bent as though you are flipping the bird to everyone..Bad minks!!





minks wrote: I wish I had more weekend days than week days
GRANTED.....Your weekends are now 5 days long, but you are having to work them to make up your wages!



I wish my fingernails did'nt keep splitting.

Granted....but they have grown 6ft long and coiled round like a spiral.

I wish I lived in the country with no neighbours for a 10 mile radius.

Granted! Poof! You're walking around babbling to yourself.

I wish I was perfect

Granted! Everyone hates you.

I wish I were 7 feet tall.

Granted. You now bang your head on all doorways.

I wish my kids would get to school on time.

GRANTED.....but its the wrong school.

I wish I had longer legs.

Granted. Your legs have grown through your torso and now come up to your arm pits:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I wish I could get of my computer and go have my shower like I should be doing.

Black out occurs, and no more electricity. You must take your shower by candlelight!

I wish I could eat a whole container of chocolate ice cream.

GRANTED.....but the container is 15kilo



I wish I was tired enough to go to bed.

Granted! You've just been clubbed over the head and have passed out cold.

I wish guests wouldn't show up unexpectedly.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! You've just been clubbed over the head and have passed out cold.

I wish guests wouldn't show up unexpectedly.


But what about my shower, I know I was dragged of into the shower by Derryk :-2

Your wish has been granted> No one come to visit you any more.

I wish it was a sexy man that dragged me of to the shower :sneaky:

Granted! But you are married with six children.



I wish Hurricane Rita wasn't headed my way!

Porpoise wrote: Granted! But you are married with six children.





I wish Hurricane Rita wasn't headed my way!
Careful with that wish! That's the one New Orleans used.



I wish I didn't need reading glasses. :yh_glasse

Accountable wrote: Careful with that wish! That's the one New Orleans used.



I wish I didn't need reading glasses. :yh_glasse
Granted you have been given 2 glass eyes.

I wish my family didn't all go away all at once.