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Clint wrote: Hello everyone.

It’s good to find a few minutes to visit the Garden.

I’m in the fifth week of my new job and I’m enjoying it. I’m getting lots of challenges and meeting new people every day. It was a relief to discover I still knew how to work. I’m still having some health issues but nothing like it was there for a while. My biggest challenge is my vision but even with that I’m able to get the job done.

I’m going to try to get here a little more often now. I’m using a wireless network in the RV campground where I’m staying. It is so weak at my RV that I have to sit on the edge of my bed because it’s closest to the transmitter and hold my laptop at an angle to get a good enough signal. Ya gotta love it.

We are looking for a home to buy and trying to sell ours. The market is still good so we should be able to get moved and settled in the next few months. This 5th wheeler is nice but it aint home without my wife here.


So glad to hear all is well with you. Am looking forward to your posts. I've missed them.

Will Work for Candy Canes!

ELF wrote: Will Work for Candy Canes!
Ah, the lure of candy................

ELF wrote: Will Work for Candy Canes!They're too young for you!











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Oh, that's candy stripers. ... never mind.

Elf Pet Peeves

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10. After too much egg nog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands".

9. Ever since they hit the big time, those dang Keebler Elves act like we don't exist.

8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

6. You're enjoying the jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.

5. Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.

4. It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest strip club.

3. Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked "elf".

2. Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.

1. Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

LC

come out to play!!!!!!

jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock doo do doo do doooooo the night time is the right time to sing your sleigh away da da da de de da da woo woo jingle bell rock WHOOOOOO !!!:-3

Oh gosh, Valentine's Day is so funny in the Drug Stores, with every last item on the shelf going at bargain prices for those who forgot!

Another snow storm heading my way, Thursday into Friday. Forecast says this could be a big dump of snow! Whoo Haaaa!

Lil~Basco wrote: Another snow storm heading my way, Thursday into Friday. Forecast says this could be a big dump of snow! Whoo Haaaa!




Mornings have been below zero. Thats coming too. :wah:

Nomad wrote: Mornings have been below zero. Thats coming too. :wah:


Woke to 12 above this morning. Would rather see oodles of snow than temps below zero.

What a treat today enjoying homemade smoked venison sausage for dinner! :-4

Sojourner needs to empty her PM box!

CountryDweller wrote: Sojourner needs to empty her PM box!
SoJo already complied.

Will the REAL SoJo stand up!?!

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SOJOURNER wrote: Will the REAL SoJo stand up!?!


*yes...would she and empty her PM box, too*

SnoozeControl wrote: My boss... you gotta dislike her. She gives me a crappy appraisal yet I'm everyone's back-up/go-to/trainer. Got a problem with your workload? Lets change people around so Snooze can do it. She actually offered me a better appraisal this year if I'd help someone... who I'm already helping. Her: "Now I can't give you an 81, but probably in the high 70s!" Wow, tempting bribe!



Where do they find people like this to be in supervision?:rolleyes:It's called the Peter Principle. They get the biggest peter around and put them in charge. :wah:

Lil~Basco wrote: What a treat today enjoying homemade smoked venison sausage for dinner! :-4


Uh, YUM!!



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i'm on the list of top posers. woo-hoo!

hahahaha woops! i meant posters, not posers. sorry.

Snooze:-4

It's not easy being green.

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Gosh, my alter ego!

Wolverine wrote: i'm on the list of top posers. woo-hoo!


good thing you cleared that one up laddy.

I really enjoyed watching the movie Hidalgo, the other night. Was about a cowboy and his mustang who traveled to Saudi Arabia to compete in a race.

SnoozeControl wrote: There was a lot of print about the accuracy of the real life guy the movie was based on... there's absolutely no evidence he worked for the circus or the wild west show which he claimed, and there's no evidence that race ever existed.

I liked the movie too... great horse, huh? Viggo ain't bad either.


In the movie which was set in 1890, there were several references made to Iraq in it. But Iraq wasn't known to exit until 1920. Still, I enjoyed the movie, loved that mustang and Viggo played his part like the perfect gentlemen. Laughed like crazy when that woman seductively lured Far into her tent and he blew her off! LOL

The horse is cute!

Far Rider and his horse.

Far Rider wrote: ahahahaha... she wasnt that pretty, and she was to rich and stuffy for me... to clean, besides I like my women with more meat on their bones! :-2


Meaty bones are good! More to hang onto and love.

Far Rider wrote: oh yeah I like it when the my lady and I both sink into the middle of the bed! ahahaha!
yeah, like me and my husband. Don't have to reach too far to hug then! :wah:

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I am no longer productive at work doooo dahhhh

there's a lizard climbing up my curtains....gawd i hate florida.

lady cop wrote: there's a lizard climbing up my curtains....gawd i hate florida.
Dinner!!!!!!!! :p

saute with mushrooms and marsala?

minks wrote: I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I wanna go home

I am no longer productive at work doooo dahhhh


Blimey...you're still at work and I'm off to bed....have a good evening xxx

lady cop wrote: saute with mushrooms and marsala?




mmmmmmm that sounds good







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