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A poem for many of us ..........................

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit-

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

Whe he might have captured the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It might be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that YOU must not quit.:thinking:



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Carolly;936405 wrote: A poem for many of us ..........................

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit-

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

Whe he might have captured the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It might be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that YOU must not quit.:thinking:



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Beautiful poem Petal:)
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Ok I am off now...got some thinking to do:thinking: Catcha all in the morning:-6
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kayleneaussie;936411 wrote: Ok I am off now...got some thinking to do:thinking: Catcha all in the morning:-6
Bye mate;)
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Going off to sort a joke out.....we all need cheering up:driving:
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People were in their pews talking at church when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yes."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"No" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yes," came the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"No," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years.":D
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Carolly;936405 wrote: A poem for many of us ..........................

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit-

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

Whe he might have captured the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It might be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that YOU must not quit.:thinking:



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thats beautiful Sis! :-4
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Carolly;936419 wrote: People were in their pews talking at church when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yes."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"No" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yes," came the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"No," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years.":D


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

OMG that felt good! thank you Sis!
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Hope6;936425 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:

OMG that felt good! thank you Sis!Ok thought we all needed a laugh other than looking in the mirror:sneaky::-5:cool:
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Thanks carol for worrying about me, your a star, i really appreciate it and i mean that:-4:-4 have a good day:-6




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Carol, I thought you said peeps weren't posting !!!!!! It's taken me ages to read back, and then I've had to post quickly before folk bugger off. :-5

Kay I think I've missed you matey! I had a feeling you wouldn't manage to give up your fostering, bless your heart, you are a lovely person Mrs. But, just one a t a time ay?

:-4

Carol, things will be OK, as I said in a previous post last night, perhaps you didn't see it, but there are reasons for things to happen -- you have said so yourself, before ! :-6

I hope you get a fair price for your 'Hideaway', they shouldn't have too much trouble selling it on ffs, after all that you have done to improve your site ! :thinking:

I hope you have a good time tonight, and enjoy your meal. :guitarist

Just be careful on the road Mrs, cos I expect you will be tired. :driving:
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G#Gill;936494 wrote: Carol, I thought you said peeps weren't posting !!!!!! It's taken me ages to read back, and then I've had to post quickly before folk bugger off. :-5

Kay I think I've missed you matey! I had a feeling you wouldn't manage to give up your fostering, bless your heart, you are a lovely person Mrs. But, just one a t a time ay?



Carol, things will be OK, as I said in a previous post last night, perhaps you didn't see it, but there are reasons for things to happen -- you have said so yourself, before ! :-6

I hope you get a fair price for your 'Hideaway', they shouldn't have too much trouble selling it on ffs, after all that you have done to improve your site ! :thinking:

I hope you have a good time tonight, and enjoy your meal. :guitarist

Just be careful on the road Mrs, cos I expect you will be tired. :driving:I give up...................yes Gill:rolleyes:
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fuzzy butt;936499 wrote: Well I have some happy sort of news . Today I bought a new stove oven and tomorrow i get my brand new fridge delivered .:)
Got one you could have had from me vvvvvvvvpv and a big tele and lots of teddies.....interested???;):D
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Kathy Ellen;936225 wrote: Helle FOC'ers:-4



Just sending you some special vibes to let you know that I love each and everyone. Your thread will not die and your love will never die. Sometimes we just have to let thoughts rest for a bit when people get busy with their lives.



You are so beloved here, and I wish you peace, love and happiness. Just remember that it's hard to post all the time as life gets in the way. That doesn't mean that your thread will be gone...it will just rest a bit.



Love you all so much...goodnight and sleep tight....






Thanks for that Kathy, bless your heart :-4
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kazalala;936479 wrote: Thanks carol for worrying about me, your a star, i really appreciate it and i mean that:-4:-4 have a good day:-6I know you mate and I can tell yer down.....I know you have lots going on the RW and also that stupid idiot doing that to the grave.....you must be so upset.Look babe if you come on here and feel your not getting the support seeing some online here and you feel you are being ignored.......leave the thread....sod it....your worth more than that and theres always another time when we can have a chin wag on here or another member can.Ok some of us are Mods now but friendship is more important and comes first every time except when needed of course in the case of trouble on the Forum.Im here for you girl and always will be when Im on FG as I know you are for me;):-4
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Carolly;936500 wrote: I give up...................yes Gill:rolleyes:


OK then
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Good day Carolly & Kaz. Kaz how is your dad doing today?
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kayleneaussie;936383 wrote: My sisters birthday today so rang her up and my BIL has regressed really bad so dont think it will be long now:-1


((((((((((Kay))))))))))))))



I am soooo sorry about your bil....that is so tragic.....all my loving throughts are with you now:-4:-4
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qsducks;936528 wrote: Good day Carolly & Kaz. Kaz how is your dad doing today?Afternoon Ducky....Kaz aint here mate:(
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Hope everyone has a good day. I'm going to post a bit and then it's off to meet some of my family later on at their motel pool for lunch and drinks....yipppeeee.....Then we're going to the beach.



Love you all:-4
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kazalala;936479 wrote: Thanks carol for worrying about me, your a star, i really appreciate it and i mean that:-4:-4 have a good day:-6


Kaz I'm sorry I wasn't there on the thread when you were. But please don't forget that you can always text me, and if I can I'll come on, or go on MSN, and I'll tell you on the text. I know what it feels like to need a friend and there's nobody there.

Sorry Kaz :-4
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Kathy Ellen;936550 wrote: Hope everyone has a good day. I'm going to post a bit and then it's off to meet some of my family later on at their motel pool for lunch and drinks....yipppeeee.....Then we're going to the beach.



Love you all:-4


Good morning KE! We are now in our 4th heat wave of the summer. Talked to Laura last night and we are planning a huge crabbing expedition and so far have 3 boats and 15 people. I'm doing the last of the laundry today and tonight we will be packing, yee hah!

Also, good day to Gill & hi back Carolly.
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Kathy Ellen;936550 wrote: Hope everyone has a good day. I'm going to post a bit and then it's off to meet some of my family later on at their motel pool for lunch and drinks....yipppeeee.....Then we're going to the beach.



Love you all:-4You have a great time:-4;)
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Oh Kaz, sorry to hear your pain babe. I will be thinking of you on my vacay and hopeuflly you'll be back here later today and yes, you can vent anyday to us.
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A song I do sometimes..........good words;)



When love seems to get you down

When you can't turn around and run

You've got to stop and face the fact

That the heartaches have just begun

Because you need love, you need love

Keep on till you know what you've won yeah

Don't give up, don't let it get you down

Don't give up, don't think of leaving town

Don't give up, don't run away from it

Love will be yours in the end, my friend

When someone is on your mind

And you can't find the words to say

Don't put off until tomorrow, my friend

What you know you've gotta do today

Because you need love, you need love

And in time you'll discover the way yeah!

Don't give up, don't let it get you down

Don't give up, don't think of leaving town

Don't give up, don't run away from it

Love will be yours in the end, my friend

You know you need love, you need love

Keep on till you know what you've won yeah

Now don't give up, don't let it get you down

Don't give up, don't think of leaving town

Don't give up, don't run away from it

Love will be yours in the end, my friend

Now don't give up, don't let it get you down

Don't give up, don't think of leaving town

Don't give up, don't run away from it

Love will be yours in the end, my friend........
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Hope6;936379 wrote: Hi Everybody!:-4

Carol you're much to posh to think about selling your body Sis! :cool:

Kay i think it's great you're gonna stay with taking care of the babies, you seem to be so good at it! :cool:


Hi there Hope, good to see you takin a break from the fields Mrs !! :-6 ;)
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Chezzie;936381 wrote: Wow Carol im so impressed but im happy to be your audio guide:-4

NP Kathy, im going to keep the travellin t-shirt on the front page daily:-6

I love the FOC thread its the most important thread here for me and I do try and participate as much as poss. Yesterday I was out a bit, also I have other forums I help on so sometimes I may look like im here when im not. I try to reply to all but sometimes even I struggle for a reply. This thread wont die Carol but I understand your post completely and I understand why.

Hope all my friends here are ok, alot have problems right now so Im not doing an individual post to you all, just a few kind words to share.



Wishes are meant for you to ponder, they pass along to someone in need, or can be kept all to ourselves. Wishes are sincere in belief that all our hopes and dreams are within reach.

My wishes for you are my own'..They are an everlasting trust that miracles happen and dreams really do come true. Understood is the value of a nurturing heart, the innocence of a child's eyes and the wisdom of an aging hand.

I wish that the morning sky will forever intrigue you and the stardust of the night will captivate you. I wish that you will always see the man in the moon and entrust him with your deepest secrets.

I wish for you a creative spirit that dusts your imagination with youthful dreams and opens you to wonderful surprises just waiting to happen.

I wish for you to yearn for nothing and find contentment from within. That you will always know what to say to a friend, that your compassion will heal, and many more names will be etched in your heart.

To all my friends here who need an extra special hug {{{{hug}}}} thinking of you all today :-6

Right, we went to cinema and as we got to the kiosk, they announced Kung fu panda was sold out so we watched Wall-E instead which was fab and my lovely MIL bought me and the girls tickets to go and watch Kung fu panda today so im off to the flicks,....again...catch you later guys xxxxx


Chezzie wezzie, Hi ! That was lovely mate :-4
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kayleneaussie;936383 wrote: My sisters birthday today so rang her up and my BIL has regressed really bad so dont think it will be long now:-1


Kay I'm so sorry to hear about your BIL. My thoughts are with you and your BIL and family. :( :-4
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Carolly;936405 wrote: A poem for many of us ..........................

When things go wrong, as they sometimes will,

When the road you're trudging seems all uphill,

When the funds are low and the debts are high,

And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,

When care is pressing you down a bit-

Rest if you must, but don't you quit.

Life is queer with its twists and turns,

As every one of us sometimes learns,

And many a fellow turns about

When he might have won had he stuck it out.

Don't give up though the pace seems slow -

You may succeed with another blow.

Often the goal is nearer than

It seems to a faint and faltering man;

Often the struggler has given up

Whe he might have captured the victor's cup;

And he learned too late when the night came down,

How close he was to the golden crown.

Success is failure turned inside out -

The silver tint in the clouds of doubt,

And you never can tell how close you are,

It might be near when it seems afar;

So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit -

It's when things seem worst that YOU must not quit.:thinking:



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Carolly;936419 wrote: People were in their pews talking at church when suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yes."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"No" said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yes," came the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"No," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 44 years.":D


I still think this is sooo funny !! :wah::wah:
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Stopping by to say hello. Kay, I am so sorry to hear the news about your BIL. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family :-4 :yh_hugs
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fuzzy butt;936499 wrote: Well I have some happy sort of news . Today I bought a new stove oven and tomorrow i get my brand new fridge delivered .:)


Good for you Fuzz, lucky bugger !! :D:D
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qsducks;936528 wrote: Good day Carolly & Kaz. Kaz how is your dad doing today?


Hi Ducky ! When are you going away ? I've fogotten :yh_doh
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Kathy Ellen;936550 wrote: Hope everyone has a good day. I'm going to post a bit and then it's off to meet some of my family later on at their motel pool for lunch and drinks....yipppeeee.....Then we're going to the beach.



Love you all:-4


Hi Kathy ! Lucky Mrs .................... enjoy !! :-4
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G#Gill;936610 wrote: Hi Ducky ! When are you going away ? I've fogotten :yh_doh


This weekend. Can't wait. When I get to the beach I'll wave to all my friends in Ireland & the UK.
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Trunk Monkey;936605 wrote: Stopping by to say hello. Kay, I am so sorry to hear the news about your BIL. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family :-4 :yh_hugs


Hi TM, hope your day is OK Mrs. :-6 :)
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Hi Folks! Its been a few days since I popped my head in and said Hi! Well here goes....HELLO!
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Hi CP, hope you're OK !! ;)
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qsducks;936617 wrote: This weekend. Can't wait. When I get to the beach I'll wave to all my friends in Ireland & the UK.


I hope you have a great time Ducky, and I'll look out for your wave !! (think I'm as daft as you Ducks :wah::wah:)
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Had a call from my sis in the Isle of Skye --- she says she's on Skype with her webcam, so I'm just going to have a word with her on mine - if I can get connected !

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OK, been scrolling back and reading......

Kay sorry to hear about your loss. You and your family are in my prayers.

Doing well G#Gill, thanks for asking. How about yourself.
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Just got back from Kung fu panda...was fab loved it. Nearly had the cinema to ourselves so god knows why it was sold out yesterday:rolleyes:

Kaz babes, pm me anytime you need a chat. My msn messenger is the same as my email addy, add me, im usually showing as offline but if you send me an offline message and I have it on, ill see it and get straight back to you babes, or pm me here xxxx

Soz to hear on BIL Kay, hard times ahead for you and your family xxxx:-4

Nearly tea-time so im just gonna see whats been happening here

Hope every single person who visits here are feeling well:-6

p.s. Ere C:-6rol, your a great kisser but ease of the garlic mate:D
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qsducks;936617 wrote: This weekend. Can't wait. When I get to the beach I'll wave to all my friends in Ireland & the UK.


Hope you have a fantastic vacay Ducks xxx:-4
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G#Gill;936636 wrote: I hope you have a great time Ducky, and I'll look out for your wave !! (think I'm as daft as you Ducks :wah::wah:)


Daft?:wah: You guys do love to tease me with that, lol. All in good fun.:)
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Friends Of Carol Part 1

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One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you¦

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Suprise, its me the Hippie!

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver!:D
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An elderly man was at home, dying in bed. He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died¦

He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs, and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies. With waning strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist, chocolate chip cookie, his favourite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.

“Why? he whispered. “Why did you do that?

“They’re for the funeral, she replied.:D
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Friends Of Carol Part 1

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Hi Chezzie wezzie, glad you enjoyed the film matey ;) I enjoyed the jokes Mrs, any more ? :wah::wah: But not about dying please :( :thinking:
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Friends Of Carol Part 1

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Loved the hippie one:wah:
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Friends Of Carol Part 1

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Knock, knock

Who's there?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil?

You ever hear the joke about the broken pencil who?

Nevermind, it's pointless. :thinking:
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