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A cucumber, Carolly???? Good Lord, Woman!! I'm not reduced to that level of desperation!!!!!

Chezzie;951695 wrote: That went well then Carol:wah::wah::wah:Im rich yeeeeeeeeee:guitarist:guitarist

AussiePam;951703 wrote: A cucumber, Carolly???? Good Lord, Woman!! I'm not reduced to that level of desperation!!!!!


I think Floppy and Fuzzy might have:wah::wah:

Hi Gill....Right im on a roll here.......any dosh you dont want:-3:D

Chezzie;951711 wrote: I think Floppy and Fuzzy might have:wah::wah::wah::wah:schhhhhhhh

AussiePam;951703 wrote: A cucumber, Carolly???? Good Lord, Woman!! I'm not reduced to that level of desperation!!!!!Really????:wah::wah:And theres me finking we were so alike:wah:;)

Carolly;951714 wrote: Really????:wah::wah:And theres me finking we were so alike:wah:;)


right from now on your called CucumberCarol:D

Morning All:-6

Good to be back here saying that.

Hope you are all fit & well ?

And behaving yourselves as if that would happen;)

Nice subject this morning "cucumbers" the mind boggles:p

hi all back again but think me membership has exspired. just want to see if i come up green a minit !!

Chezzie;951718 wrote: right from now on your called CucumberCarol:DBeen called alot worse babe.................ALOT WORSE:wah::wah::p

mrsK;951722 wrote: Morning All:-6

Good to be back here saying that.

Hope you are all fit & well ?

And behaving yourselves as if that would happen;)

Nice subject this morning "cucumbers" the mind boggles:pHi H and so good to see you babe;):-4

Helen;951727 wrote: hi all back again but think me membership has exspired. just want to see if i come up green a minit !!Hi Helen and welcome back;)

ALL YOU BIRDS FROM OZ :-4

Carolly;951746 wrote: Hi Helen and welcome back;)


hi carol,

it wont accept me debit card, didnt you have trouble getting membership again ??

what did you do ?

Hi MrsK :-4

hope your well chick:-4

Hi Helen, Im sure you didnt be a supporting member till after me and I am not due till Nov??

abbey;951764 wrote:

ALL YOU BIRDS FROM OZ :-4
Fgs Abbs........there gonna expect that all the time now:-5They got no chance with me;)

Helen;951773 wrote: hi carol,

it wont accept me debit card, didnt you have trouble getting membership again ??

what did you do ?Bunged the doorman a few quid schhh;):D

Helen;951773 wrote: hi carol,

it wont accept me debit card, didnt you have trouble getting membership again ??

what did you do ?Winked at Tombstone.

Helen;951773 wrote: hi carol,

it wont accept me debit card, didnt you have trouble getting membership again ??

what did you do ?PM Abbey or Chez mate...they will advise you what to do;)

abbey;951778 wrote: Winked at Tombstone. ;)Great minds fink alike:wah::wah:

Carolly;951776 wrote: Bunged the doorman a few quid schhh;):D


:wah::wah:

seems to have taken it now but only for 6mths

Helen;951791 wrote: :wah::wah:

seems to have taken it now but only for 6mths
Least its sorted:D

well, what ever they did at the shop seems to have worked BUT he reckons me key board is knackered thats why it wont print T's and Y's !! he says it will cost me around £70 to have it seen to.:-5:-5

i've not had it 2yrs and of course the guarantee has expired now so he gave me a little keyboard to plug in and use.

its worrying me now cos i just bought me new tv from the same place. :-2

the weather has been ruddy diabolical here, last week there was a big surf competion and we were that busy, we couldnt think straight, now i dont think theres a holday maker left in cornwall !!

Hi Helen:-6

Hey Pam whatcha doing sending the mad Pommie bird money:sneaky: us aussies are suppose to stick together....i needed the dosh -1

Helen;951801 wrote: well, what ever they did at the shop seems to have worked BUT he reckons me key board is knackered thats why it wont print T's and Y's !! he says it will cost me around £70 to have it seen to.:-5:-5

i've not had it 2yrs and of course the guarantee has expired now so he gave me a little keyboard to plug in and use.

its worrying me now cos i just bought me new tv from the same place. :-2

the weather has been ruddy diabolical here, last week there was a big surf competion and we were that busy, we couldnt think straight, now i dont think theres a holday maker left in cornwall !!
Ye weather been crap:(Gill showed her face fr 5 mins an peed off again.....sorry you missed her.....hope yer feeling ok;)

kayleneaussie;951807 wrote: Hey Pam whatcha doing sending the mad Pommie bird money us aussies are suppose to stick together....i needed the dosh -1Ahhhhhh shame:wah::wah::p:guitarist

Maybe you only did 6 months last time Helen, Ive not been here a year till Nov and you definately became a supporter after me babe

Carolly;951810 wrote: Ahhhhhh shame:wah::wah::p:guitarist


:mad::p

Just lostover $500 again.........its fixed:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;951815 wrote: Just lostover $500 again.........its fixed:-5:-5:-5


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;951821 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:sneaky::mad::-5

Chezzie;951811 wrote: Maybe you only did 6 months last time Helen, Ive not been here a year till Nov and you definately became a supporter after me babe


hi chezz,

yes, i only did it for 6mths last time. thought i would extend it this time but 6mths is better than nowt,

[QUOTE=Carolly;951808]Ye weather been crap:(Gill showed her face fr 5 mins an peed off again.....sorry you missed her.....hope yer feeling ok;)[/QUOTE]

me voice is nearly back to normal. the cough has nearly gone AND ive lost a bit of weight too.

so glad i had it done now, im feelin a million times better than i have for years.:-6

im orf to me bed now............... will have more time tomorrow after ive nipped to the shops and been to work.

take care everyone, nity nite :-4:-4

One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying,

'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said,

'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said,

'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little,

But anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he

Dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around

A couple of times & to jump up & down several times.

Then they all piped up & said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles,

The old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear,

All 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison--

'We were at your birthday party yesterday:wah::wah::wah:

Nite Helen:-4

Carolly;951869 wrote: One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying,

'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said,

'There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said,

'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little,

But anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he

Dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around

A couple of times & to jump up & down several times.

Then they all piped up & said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles,

The old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear,

All 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison--

'We were at your birthday party yesterday:wah::wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Sorry Kaylene. You get the next lot, OK. Couldn't help it. Usually I'm as strong as Superman and as mean as a junkyard giraffe - but bloody Carolly mugged me BEFORE me morning coffee. Need I say more. Then she turned round and waved a bloomin cucumber in me face. I'm reporting her to Tombstone and every moderator I can remember - for assault, battery and cheek!!

:-6

Hi Helen!

I am a bit early but Hi to MrsK1..hope you had a good day :-4

Hello :-4

I did have a great day & have some great news:D

All is well with my neice came through very good.:-4:-6:-6:-6

AussiePam;951948 wrote: Sorry Kaylene. You get the next lot, OK. Couldn't help it. Usually I'm as strong as Superman and as mean as a junkyard giraffe - but bloody Carolly mugged me BEFORE me morning coffee. Need I say more. Then she turned round and waved a bloomin cucumber in me face. I'm reporting her to Tombstone and every moderator I can remember - for assault, battery and cheek!!

:-6

Hi Helen!I offer you some of me pickled cucumbers and all I get is abuse:sneaky:good job i have a sweet nature:-4ohhhhhhh I lost me dosh again-1

mrsK;952057 wrote: Hello :-4

I did have a great day & have some great news:D

All is well with my neice came through very good.:-4GREAT NEWS!!!!!!:guitarist:D

A five-year old students, are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,

'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!'

I took a deep breath, then asked...'What did you call it?'

'It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!'

And so it does...

' A f r i c a n Elephant :wah::D

Morning Guys and hope yer all ok..........hopefully we may have some nice weather today.....ye never know yer luck....after all its only Summer:rolleyes:;)

Was finking last night......what a book this thread would make....gawd we have had some dramas on here......met some lovely people and laughed so much;)

WE HAVE REACHED OUR 34,000TH POST.....WELL DONE GUYS:guitarist:guitarist:-4

Hi Everybody!:-4

congratulations on 34,000 posts, well done! :guitarist

i also see the thread has got a 5 star rating now!

i hope everybodys okay, i love you guys! :-4

in one week i will have been in the garden for 6 months, can you believe it! :guitarist

mrsK;952057 wrote: Hello

I did have a great day & have some great news:D

All is well with my neice came through very good.:-4:-6:-6:-6


That is great news MrsK1:-4

Morning Everyone:-6

Well done on 34,000 posts all and especially Carol:-4