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Hi Cheezie:-6

mornin guys,

well done on the 34,000th post, i know we were close to it last night but i just couldnt say awake long enough to see it happen

the weather has improved a bit but it aint very warm !!:-6

Morning Kay and Helen

Quite a nice day here too today:-6

Hi Helen:-6

Chezzie;952119 wrote: Morning Everyone:-6

Well done on 34,000 posts all and especially Carol:-4Tar:-4;)

Hi to Everyone I missed before;)

Just been shopping....hell it gets more expensive by the day fgs.I ended going somewhere else for a few fings.....the eggs would have been an extra £2 a box if I hadnt.........that is stupid fgs.Def pays to shop around.....loin of pork was about 7.99kg in me local supermarket.....went to one of the "cheaper" ones and it was £4.49kg.........so who is conning who here??:(

mornin carol, kay and chezz..................

im about to put an end to the sunshine................ im going to hang me washin out..............:sneaky::p

7.57 pm Hi Petal:-6

Helen;952146 wrote: mornin carol, kay and chezz..................

im about to put an end to the sunshine................ im going to hang me washin out..............:sneaky::pFanks alot:-5:-5:(

kayleneaussie;952147 wrote: 7.57 pm Hi Petal:-610.59am...Hi Mad Oz:D hows it going :-3;)

Carolly;952145 wrote: Hi to Everyone I missed before;)

Just been shopping....hell it gets more expensive by the day fgs.I ended going somewhere else for a few fings.....the eggs would have been an extra £2 a box if I hadnt.........that is stupid fgs.Def pays to shop around.....loin of pork was about 7.99kg in me local supermarket.....went to one of the "cheaper" ones and it was £4.49kg.........so who is conning who here??:(


i usually shop in somerfields cos its within walkin distance, morrisons is a taxi ride away, tescos and asda are an hours car journey away :-2

they've just turned down, yet again, an application for an asda here.

dont they realize more people would come into town if there was a sensible supermarket here.

theres plans going on for 500 new homes on the fields were i take the dog !! i bet not all the people who will be living in them will have cars.

Helen;952152 wrote: i usually shop in somerfields cos its within walkin distance, morrisons is a taxi ride away, tescos and asda are an hours car journey away :-2

they've just turned down, yet again, an application for an asda here.

dont they realize more people would come into town if there was a sensible supermarket here.

theres plans going on for 500 new homes on the fields were i take the dog !! i bet not all the people who will be living in them will have cars.I find that one you use expensive unless they have a special offer on.I really do fink we are

being had over....I buy the cheap bread for me geese etc and today found that had gone up 10p and I bet yer bottom dollar all the supermarkets will do the same.....its wrong as they have us over a barrel by doing that.

Happy Day's Are Here Again

[Music and Lyrics by J. Yellen and M. Ager]



So long sad times

Go long bad times

We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times

Cloudy gray times

You are now a thing of the past

Happy days are here again

The skies above are clear again

So let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy days are here again

Altogether shout it now

There's no one

Who can doubt it now

So let's tell the world about it now

Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone

There'll be no more from now on

From now on ...

Happy days are here again

The skies above are clear again

So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy times

Happy nights

Happy days

Are here again!

oops I was looking for the FOC thread, must of clicked the moan and whine only thread by mistake:D

mrsK;952158 wrote: Happy Day's Are Here Again

[Music and Lyrics by J. Yellen and M. Ager]



So long sad times

Go long bad times

We are rid of you at last

Howdy gay times

Cloudy gray times

You are now a thing of the past

Happy days are here again

The skies above are clear again

So let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy days are here again

Altogether shout it now

There's no one

Who can doubt it now

So let's tell the world about it now

Happy days are here again

Your cares and troubles are gone

There'll be no more from now on

From now on ...

Happy days are here again

The skies above are clear again

So, Let's sing a song of cheer again

Happy times

Happy nights

Happy days

Are here again!


Great news hun, chuffed to bits for you and yours xxxxxxx:-4:-6

Carolly;952155 wrote: I find that one you use expensive unless they have a special offer on.I really do fink we are

being had over....I buy the cheap bread for me geese etc and today found that had gone up 10p and I bet yer bottom dollar all the supermarkets will do the same.....its wrong as they have us over a barrel by doing that.


i agree with you there but i either do it there or give me grandson in law a tenner for petrol to take me else where and hes got a 20 odd mile journey to and from his house to get me first, so its swings nd roundabouts as they say

anyway, im orf to work again now so will catch you all later.:-4:-4

Helen;952162 wrote: i agree with you there but i either do it there or give me grandson in law a tenner for petrol to take me else where and hes got a 20 odd mile journey to and from his house to get me first, so its swings nd roundabouts as they say :(Why dont you order online Helen.......I fink its a fiver to be delivered :-3Its easy peasy also.

ok im off, stacks to do and cant be arsed...heh heh

Chezzie;952169 wrote: ok im off, stacks to do and cant be arsed...heh hehWhat you like:rolleyes:;)Have a nice day:Doops 11.45am

Carolly;952150 wrote: 10.59am...Hi Mad Oz:D hows it going :-3;)


going ok:-6

abbey;951522 wrote: And Mikey, the loudest person in there has been given a megaphone!

I'd shove it where the sun dont shine. :-6


I cant believe he has walked around with his fingers stuffed in his ears whenever anyone else is making a noise, then give him a megaphone and he suddenly dont notice the bloody din!!!!!!! omg i was just beginning to like him till he got head of house, talk about power mad:-5



Anyway, hi everyone! im just on for a little while as going to me mams in about an hour so she can get out for a while.

Carol, thank god you dont go to real casino's:wah:

Good to see you back Helen, and great that you are feeling loads better, also what carol said about shopping online, its great i do it loads, dont know if they will deliver from that far away, but if you go to the site and put in your postcode it will tel you.

Brilliant News Mrsk!! :-4

Might see you later on Chez:D

kayleneaussie;952174 wrote: going ok:-6
Dont talk so much Kay yer giving me ear ache:rolleyes::p

:Dkazalala;952176 wrote: I cant believe he has walked around with his fingers stuffed in his ears whenever anyone else is making a noise, then give him a megaphone and he suddenly dont notice the bloody din!!!!!!! omg i was just beginning to like him till he got head of house, talk about power



Anyway, hi everyone! im just on for a little while as going to me mams in about an hour so she can get out for a while.

Carol, thank god you dont go to real casino's:wah:

Good to see you back Helen, and great that you are feeling loads better, also what carol said about shopping online, its great i do it loads, dont know if they will deliver from that far away, but if you go to the site and put in your postcode it will tel you.

Brilliant News Mrsk!! :-4

Might see you later on Chez:DWatcha mate....went in again today an lost:( and I do go to a real one sometimes....really posh...you get free grub and drinks also:D

Hi everybody ! Just poppin in to show me face. Hope you all have a good day and I hope the sun is shining where you are (except Hope, who's praying for rain !). Had a few (few ???!!!) problems to deal with here which has set me back loads, time wise, so must get on and try to catch up, else we won't manage to get off on hols. till later on Saturday. We're aiming to leave home to pick up the caravan at about 8 am on Saturday. Can only do me best. The others are fetching the van over to give it a good wash, and to load as much stuff as possible today, so we don't have over-loaded cars (Andy is driving his turbo-charged whistle !). I'll try and catch you later, take care XXX

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Carolly;952179 wrote: :DWatcha mate....went in again today an lost:( and I do go to a real one sometimes....really posh...you get free grub and drinks also:D


i aint been for ages bet you dont bet as much in the real one:wah:

HI Gill:D hope you enjoy yer hols once you finally get there:D

Carolly;952178 wrote: Dont talk so much Kay yer giving me ear ache:rolleyes::p


ok :sneaky::rolleyes:;)

Hi Gill :-6

Ahhhh Kaz give me some dosh...bless her:-4Hi Gill

G#Gill;952190 wrote: Hi everybody ! Just poppin in to show me face. Hope you all have a good day and I hope the sun is shining where you are (except Hope, who's praying for rain !). Had a few (few ???!!!) problems to deal with here which has set me back loads, time wise, so must get on and try to catch up, else we won't manage to get off on hols. till later on Saturday. We're aiming to leave home to pick up the caravan at about 8 am on Saturday. Can only do me best. The others are fetching the van over to give it a good wash, and to load as much stuff as possible today, so we don't have over-loaded cars (Andy is driving his turbo-charged whistle !). I'll try and catch you later, take care XXX


hi Gill! :-4 hope you have a great time on your holiday sweetheart! :-6

Hi everybody! :-4

on for a few minutes before time to get back to work!

i hope y'all are all okay! :-6

When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, 'Your fly

Is open.' He zipped up and finished his shopping.

At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady

Was that told him about his 'barracks door.' He was planning to

Have a little fun with her; so when he reached the counter he

Said, 'When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a soldier

Standing in there at attention?'

The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and

Said, 'No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on

A couple of old duffel bags. :wah::wah::wah:

Hope6;952262 wrote: Hi everybody! :-4

on for a few minutes before time to get back to work!

i hope y'all are all okay! :-6Yes thankyou Hope........have a Nice Day:-6

Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"

The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he repli es sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

:wah::wah::wah:

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.

"Yes, I do" she replies.

The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember!" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...

"I would have been released today:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Richard grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied. 'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'



So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T ... I used to like the little ******!!!!!!!:-5:sneaky:

OMG Carolly, I have never laughed so hard in my life :yh_rotfl

Good jokes Carol:D thank god i finaly figured out how to send you some money:wah:

It was so funny guys, i was reading the thread earlier where carol had lost all her money again!!!in the casino so i thought aw i'll send her some,, went to do it and thought i had, then i got a pm from Carol saying prat!!!!!!:wah: I hadnt done it properly and carol got a message saying Kaz has donated $0 dollars to you:wah::wah:

im still having trouble getting on line so it must be the set up here not me putor. when i think about it, it only seems to happen when the boss's grandsons are here so it must be something be they're doing to it.

dog walking time now then im havin me tea, shower and pj's and a night on here and watchin tv...................... heaven !!:D:rolleyes:

brill jokes carol :wah::wah:

specially the one about the " duffle bags ":)

Trunk Monkey;952383 wrote: OMG Carolly, I have never laughed so hard in my life :yh_rotflYe good aint they:D

kazalala;952410 wrote: Good jokes Carol:D thank god i finaly figured out how to send you some money

It was so funny guys, i was reading the thread earlier where carol had lost all her money again!!!in the casino so i thought aw i'll send her some,, went to do it and thought i had, then i got a pm from Carol saying prat!!!!!!:wah: I hadnt done it properly and carol got a message saying Kaz has donated $0 dollars to you:wah::sneaky:Wernt funny:-5:sneaky:

Carolly;952485 wrote: :sneaky:Wernt funny:-5:sneaky:


It was to me:wah::wah:

Helen;952470 wrote: brill jokes carol :wah::wah:

specially the one about the " duffle bags ":)
Well we all need a good laugh sometimes......best medicine in the world;)

kazalala;952487 wrote: It was to me:wah::wah:Ye I bet!!!Anyway I sorted some jokes out for us all as you see as I fink we could all do with a laugh.....I know I do.Spoke to Chez before......she told me how to put the picture of me laptop screen on here............impressed or what:rolleyes:

Carolly;952510 wrote: Ye I bet!!!Anyway I sorted some jokes out for us all as you see as I fink we could all do with a laugh.....I know I do.Spoke to Chez before......she told me how to put the picture of me laptop screen on here............impressed or what:rolleyes:


I can already do that Carol:D are you ging out tonight? its never stopped raining here today:-5

kazalala;952519 wrote: I can already do that Carol:D are you ging out tonight? its never stopped raining here today:-5
:wah::wah:Yes im ginging out:wah:should be able to get on the pc though as not going far as not in the mood;)

Carolly;952526 wrote: :wah::wah:Yes im ginging out:wah:should be able to get on the pc though as not going far as not in the mood;)


:wah:im always missing the o out of gOing:wah:

kazalala;952533 wrote: :wah:im always missing the o out of gOing:wah:
Yer forgiven:D:wah:;)