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kazalala;956805 wrote: Hello madam;):D:-4
Watcha Mate:D

Carolly;956806 wrote: Very impressive:DHave a nice time at the Van:-4


I will thanks:D what you gonna be up to then today:-3

kazalala;956810 wrote: I will thanks:D what you gonna be up to then today:-3
Well.........gotta go out later;) not sure if upto anyfing to much.....tomorrow prob be out most of the day........just been in touch with guy from the Market and told him I wont be there for the next 2 weeks.........wanna do the Booty where the vvvvvvvvpv was by the beach for the next 2 Saturdays and they have outside Karioke there also with me mate Carol doing it:D:guitarist

Just seen a good joke....I will put it here;):driving:

BTW Gotta tell you......I went to nettos and got some bits including 2.5kg of Baking Pots for 99p.......in my local Supermarket same fing is £2.49......the robbing gits:-5:-5:(

Carolly;956812 wrote: Well.........gotta go out later;) not sure if upto anyfing to much.....tomorrow prob be out most of the day........just been in touch with guy from the Market and told him I wont be there for the next 2 weeks.........wanna do the Booty where the vvvvvvvvpv was by the beach for the next 2 Saturdays and they have outside Karioke there also with me mate Carol doing it:D:guitarist


oh good.. well hope you enjoy it:D:-4

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son, little Johnny playing with his new electric train set in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get the f** off now, cause we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get the f** on, cause we're going down the tracks'.

The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.'

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard

Her son say, 'All passengers who are disembarking the train, please

Remember to take all of your belongings with you.

We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.'

She hears the little boy continue, 'For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.'

As the mother began to smile, the child added..........

'For those of you who are p * ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat cow in the kitchen.' :yh_rotfl:yh_rotflAnd I cleaned that last bit up:wah:;)

:wah::wah:good one

im eating a beef sarnie with chilli relish,,, yummy:D

Carolly;956803 wrote: Why has she had to be fostered Kay?


Dont know the story yet

Carolly;956807 wrote: Why does that not surprise me:-2:rolleyes::D


:p:p:sneaky:

Meline has been fed and is asleep so I am going to jump into bed and catch a few winks Catcha later and take care :-4

kazalala;956821 wrote: :wah::wah:good one

im eating a beef sarnie with chilli relish,,, yummy:DIve got a Ham Salad one :wah::wah:double yummy:D

kayleneaussie;956826 wrote: Dont know the story yetOh right:-3

see ya Kay:-4

Oh by the way! did you hear about Jade Goody:-3 she went on indian BB, try and turn things around for herself but had to leave after a couple of days as she got news of tests she had before she went in, and she has cervical cancer:( poor girl i know she was an idiot on celeb bb before but i still feel sorry for her:-3

Hello to the lovely folks of the FOC. Hope all is well and everyone has a great day!! :-6

HI Musty:D not too bad a day so far and going to caravan soon:Dhave a good day yourself:D

kazalala;956845 wrote: HI Musty:D not too bad a day so far and going to caravan soon:Dhave a good day yourself:D


Hi back at ya Kaz. And thank you i will have a good day!

kazalala;956839 wrote: Oh by the way! did you hear about Jade Goody:-3 she went on indian BB, try and turn things around for herself but had to leave after a couple of days as she got news of tests she had before she went in, and she has cervical cancer:( poor girl i know she was an idiot on celeb bb before but i still feel sorry for her:-3Ye I heard.......nobody deserves that and my heart goes out to her and her family.....hope she will be ok.:-3

Ok im off now see you thursday:Dtake care:-4:-4

kayleneaussie;956830 wrote: Meline has been fed and is asleep so I am going to jump into bed and catch a few winks Catcha later and take care :-4Hope you catch yer Winks;):D

Mustang;956844 wrote: Hello to the lovely folks of the FOC. Hope all is well and everyone has a great day!! :-6
Hiya Sex on Legs;)Hope all is well:)

kazalala;956865 wrote: Ok im off now see you thursday:Dtake care:-4:-4
Take Care and talk soon;)xx

Carolly;956871 wrote: Hiya Sex on Legs;)Hope all is well:)


Hiya back at ya Miss Carolly! Doing just fine and thanks for asking, And how about yourself. It's been a short time since i was here on this thread. Keep up the good work.



BTW like your new AV!!

Mustang;956878 wrote: Hiya back at ya Miss Carolly! Doing just fine and thanks for asking, And how about yourself. It's been a short time since i was here on this thread. Keep up the good work.



BTW like your new AV!!It been toooooooo long babe....and fanks I like yours also:-4oh ye and yer AV:wah::wah::D;)

Hello everyone!

Kay: I sure hope you can get some sleep

Kaz: Have fun and we'll see you Thursday!

Helen and mrsK: Hope you both are feeling okay

Carol: That was a very funny joke :wah: BTW when you talk to Liz next, can you ask her to send me some casino money? :sneaky:

Mustang: Sorry I missed you but hope you have a good day.

afternoon all,

thought i'd pop in for a bit but ive got a feelin a nana nap is about to take over. the insides of my eyelids need inspecting anyway :rolleyes:;)

Trunk Monkey;956921 wrote: Hello everyone!

Kay: I sure hope you can get some sleep

Kaz: Have fun and we'll see you Thursday!

Helen and mrsK: Hope you both are feeling okay

Carol: That was a very funny joke :wah: BTW when you talk to Liz next, can you ask her to send me some casino money? :sneaky:

Mustang: Sorry I missed you but hope you have a good day.


hi TM,

im feeling fine just very tired at the moment

Hi Carolly, congratulations on becoming the 100th monkey hunni ( a step up on the evolutionary ladder for our consciousness) Knew you'd do it :-4:wah:

G#Gill;956775 wrote: Hi everybody,

Just a general hi to me friends on here. Had to wait for a library comp. to become available, so a bit later than I thought I'd be!

Hope everybody's Ok, Kaz I'm thinking of you matey XXX

Helen, Hi, I hope I've just managed to catch you before work,

Carol Hi, hope you are around for a bit, I've only got about an hour.

Kay - sounds like the familiar pattern of broken sleep Mrs !!! Hope things are OK

Everybody hope you have a good day - sunny periods today, but rained in the night and blew a hooligan - I re-pegged the awning, ground soft and pegs worked loose ! :-6 :-4


hi gill,:-4

i had to leave a bit earlier today, you were a bit later getting on here so it had to happen didnt it ??

never mind, hope yov've got yer bikini and yer wellies on , should look like a fetching combination and you can pretend yer a boy scout........ and be prepared !!!

Helen;956957 wrote: hi TM,

im feeling fine just very tired at the moment


Have a nice nap!

buttercup;956967 wrote: Hi Carolly, congratulations on becoming the 100th monkey hunni ( a step up on the evolutionary ladder for our consciousness) Knew you'd do it :-4:wah:


Ah, the search has ended :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

its 2-48am and I am still waiting to catch those winks....a little person thinks it is day time :-5:-5

buttercup;956967 wrote: Hi Carolly, congratulations on becoming the 100th monkey hunni ( a step up on the evolutionary ladder for our consciousness) Knew you'd do it :-4:wah::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:p

kayleneaussie;957069 wrote: its 2-48am and I am still waiting to catch those winks....a little person thinks it is day time :-5:-5


OMG Kay, doesn't this babe ever sleep? It's not good to keep going without getting some rest! I wish you had someone who could come and help you out here :-5

Trunk Monkey;956985 wrote: Ah, the search has ended :yh_rotfl:Oi behave;):DAnyway you have no chance with me mate Liz......I had to lend her a few quid:-2:rolleyes:

kayleneaussie;957069 wrote: its 2-48am and I am still waiting to catch those winks....a little person thinks it is day time :-5:-5Good job you dont need any beauty sleep:rolleyes::D:p

Carolly;957099 wrote: Oi behave;):DAnyway you have no chance with me mate Liz......I had to lend her a few quid:-2:rolleyes:


Didn't she tell you to give your fellow monkey some too?

Trunk Monkey;957117 wrote: Didn't she tell you to give your fellow monkey some too? :DNo she said......sod the Monkey......give it to me.........her exact words mate:-2

Carolly;957120 wrote: No she said......sod the Monkey......give it to me.........her exact words mate:-2


She meant you...the 100th monkey...not me :yh_rotfl Please now have her deposit $100 into my Trunk Monkey casino account

Trunk Monkey;957133 wrote: She meant you...the 100th monkey...not me :yh_rotfl Please now have her deposit $100 into my Trunk Monkey casino account :DAll these bleedin monkeys are doing me head in.....dont even know who I am anymorecant believe I used to be normal:(Fink I will go and have a choc ice........dunno why.........just fancy one:driving:

Good idea but I like banana splits better myself :p

Trunk Monkey;957096 wrote: OMG Kay, doesn't this babe ever sleep? It's not good to keep going without getting some rest! I wish you had someone who could come and help you out here :-5


sleeps good in the day but not in the night Does that mean your offering your services ;)

Carolly;957100 wrote: Good job you dont need any beauty sleep:rolleyes::D:p


I know :D

[QUOTE=Carolly;957139]All these bleedin monkeys are doing me head in.....dont even know who I am anymorecant believe I used to be normal Fink I will go and have a choc ice........dunno why.........just fancy one QUOTE]



Morning Carol,

Sorry to have to ask but who said you were normal?????? Do you have proof I need to see it;):p



Morning TM & mrsk2 hope all is well with you:-4:-6 ?

kayleneaussie;957234 wrote: sleeps good in the day but not in the night Does that mean your offering your services ;)


If I was closer I would,hope she settles soon,so you can catch up on lost sleep:-4:-6

mrsK;957287 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;957139]All these bleedin monkeys are doing me head in.....dont even know who I am anymorecant believe I used to be normal Fink I will go and have a choc ice........dunno why.........just fancy one QUOTE]



Morning Carol,

Sorry to have to ask but who said you were normal?????? Do you have proof I need to see it;)



Morning TM & mrsk2 hope all is well with you:-4:-6 ?


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

mrsK;957288 wrote: If I was closer I would,hope she settles soon,so you can catch up on lost sleep:-4:-6


Thanks Heather ,I hope she does too...she just needs to sort out day from night:-4

mrsK;957287 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;957139]All these bleedin monkeys are doing me head in.....dont even know who I am anymorecant believe I used to be normal Fink I will go and have a choc ice........dunno why.........just fancy one QUOTE]



Morning Carol,

Sorry to have to ask but who said you were normal?????? Do you have proof I need to see it;)



FGS woman cant I have a moment of dreams:sneaky::rolleyes:;)

kayleneaussie;957317 wrote: [QUOTE=mrsK;957287]

:yh_rotfl:Wernt that bleedin funny mad Oz bird:-5:-5:(:rolleyes: