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Wolverine wrote: good gawd! you people are sick and twisted.:yh_sick


Nah Wolfie...just playful! :p

Glad to see you back!

Rapunzel wrote: I see we're sticking with the ewwwwwwwwwww moment then! Lol! :wah:

I would definitely say the feet! That horrible, rank, cheesy, sweaty stink that hangs around for ages and makes you want to hurl! Yuck!

Gross! Sorry! :p

Which is worse?

An infant with continuous projectile vomiting or constant liquid diarrhoea?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww......this gets worse! pmsl! :yh_rotfl
the Poo is worse! that smell.......

you're a morbid bunch this evening.

paper cut between the fingers

OR

paapercut on the tongue?

Wolverine wrote: the Poo is worse! that smell.......

you're a morbid bunch this evening.

paper cut between the fingers

OR

paapercut on the tongue?


Between the fingers.

cutting yourself shaving

or

windburn?

CountryDweller wrote: Between the fingers.

cutting yourself shaving

or

windburn?
depends where but...

Razor Burn.

walking thru someone's fart

OR

swimming thru someone's Pee.

good grief :yh_sick :yh_sick :yh_sick

Oh. What!??! i come up with something and it TOO gross???

Wolverine wrote: depends where but...

Razor Burn.

walking thru someone's fart

OR

swimming thru someone's Pee.


Swimming thru pee.

Which is worse?

Trying to spend quality time alone and someone drops by unexpectedly

or

hoping someone would stop by because you're bored?

CountryDweller wrote: Which is worse?

Trying to spend quality time alone and someone drops by unexpectedly

or

hoping someone would stop by because you're bored?
While both would suck, I'd have to say hoping someone would stop by because you're bored. How sad.



Which is worse:

Cleaning up cat puke

or

cleaning up doggie diarrhea?

BabyRider wrote: While both would suck, I'd have to say hoping someone would stop by because you're bored. How sad.



Which is worse:

Cleaning up cat puke

or

cleaning up doggie diarrhea?


eeeewwwww...both gross! Diarrhea would be worse.

Which is worse?

flushing the toilet after pooing and it over flowed on the floor

or

trying to flush the toilet after pooing and it won't?

this thread is making me puke!

overflow is the worse.............

Which is worse?

having an eyelash in our eye which you can't get out

or

having a corn husk caught between your teeth which you can't remove

The eyelash.........it hurts more and leaves you with beetroot eyes!

Ok.....to continue with the gag factor...

Which is worse..........

having to spit

OR

having to swallow?

ewwwwwwwww........ :wah:

Rapunzel wrote: The eyelash.........it hurts more and leaves you with beetroot eyes!

Ok.....to continue with the gag factor...

Which is worse..........

having to spit

OR

having to swallow?

ewwwwwwwww........ :wah:


swallow

Which is worse?

falling in the septic tank

or

having to walk thru an undergound sewer

you're all sick sick sick!! :p

lady cop wrote: you're all sick sick sick!! :p


so play already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOJOURNER wrote: so play already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i would if i could keep down my breakfast ..........falling in the septic tank , oh YUCK!......which is worse, going christmas shopping or having a root canal with no anesthetic?

lady cop wrote: i would if i could keep down my breakfast ..........falling in the septic tank , oh YUCK!......which is worse, going christmas shopping or having a root canal with no anesthetic?


root canal -- but just



which is worse?

Being tied down naked and spreadeagle and alone with someone with a feather

or

having someone tickle your legs and feet while you are sitting down at a formal dinner party, eating and trying to carry on a conversation with a boring dinnermate

pervert

lady cop wrote: pervert


you cannot have it both ways --- it is either sick or perverted. WHICH?

SOJOURNER wrote: root canal -- but just





which is worse?



Being tied down naked and spreadeagle and alone with someone with a feather



or



having someone tickle your legs and feet while you are sitting down at a formal dinner party, eating and trying to carry on a conversation with a boring dinnermate


Being tied down naked and spreadeagle and alone with someone with a feather (claustrophobic!)





Which is worse, standing up on the bus because its full.

or

A woman who is obviously older than you, asking if you'd like her seat!

abbey wrote:

Which is worse, standing up on the bus because its full.

or

A woman who is obviously older than you, asking if you'd like her seat!


The older woman asking if you want her seat.

Which is worse?

being sick

or

being perverted? :wah:

Lil~Basco wrote:

Which is worse?

being sick

or

being perverted? :wah:


Being perverted!

Which is worse?

Working the day before and day after Thanksgiving

or

having no job at all?

Lil~Basco wrote: The older woman asking if you want her seat.

Which is worse?

being sick

or

being perverted? :wah:


Perverted

Which is worse?

Being out with your mate and being mistaken for a parent of your partner

or

Being mistaken for your daughters grandmother

parent or partner!









banging your toe against the coffee table leg or jamming your finger?

Ooooh banging your toe!! Especially when you've got nothing on your feet!

Which would be worse

Having to walk across hot coals

or an all over body Acupuncture ?

Hazel wrote: Ooooh banging your toe!! Especially when you've got nothing on your feet!

Which would be worse

Having to walk across hot coals

or an all over body Acupuncture ?


Think it would Having to walk across hot coals

Which would be worse:

Being bitten by a dog

or

Falling of a horse

Sherrinvale wrote: Think it would Having to walk across hot coals

Which would be worse:

Being bitten by a dog

or

Falling of a horse


Falling off a horse.

Which is worse:

sunless days

or

sunny rainy days

SOJOURNER wrote: Falling off a horse.

Which is worse:

sunless days

or

sunny rainy days


Sunless days

Which is worse:

bad hair

or spilled coffee down your front?

minks wrote: Sunless days

Which is worse:

bad hair

or spilled coffee down your front?


bad hair

Which is worse:

being overweight

or

being underweight

minks wrote: Sunless days

Which is worse:

bad hair

or spilled coffee down your front?Bad hair - can always wash the coffee off but a Bad Hair day is all day



Which is worse:

Soap in your eyes

or

Tears in your eyes

Sherrinvale wrote: Bad hair - can always wash the coffee off but a Bad Hair day is all day



Which is worse:

Soap in your eyes

or

Tears in your eyes


Tears

Which is worse:

a rock in your shoe

or

a wedgie

sunny104 wrote: Tears

Which is worse:

a rock in your shoe

or

a wedgie


a wedgie

Which is worse:

being betrayed by your best friend

or

being betrayed by your spouse

tmbsgrl wrote: Your spouse for sure.



Which is worse:



A head on collision with a Semi



Or



getting hit by a train.


What a choice!!

A head on collision with a semi...you might not die so quick!!

Which is worse:

Finding your water's been cut off when you just got up

or

having to have a cold shower cos all the hot's been used

Astra wrote: What a choice!!

A head on collision with a semi...you might not die so quick!!

Which is worse:

Finding your water's been cut off when you just got up

or

having to have a cold shower cos all the hot's been used
Having no water!!!

Which is worse:

In the winter, in a very cold climate, finding your furnace quit working

or

having broken water lines in your home?

Lil~Basco wrote: Having no water!!!

Which is worse:

In the winter, in a very cold climate, finding your furnace quit working

or

having broken water lines in your home?


Broke water lines

Which is worse, finding a used condom pack in your teens roon

Finding your teen has been sexually active?

minks wrote: Broke water lines

Which is worse, finding a used condom pack in your teens roon

Finding your teen has been sexually active?
I would say finding the used condom. The second one would be realized then.

Which is worse:

Smashing your fingers

or

smashing your toes?

Lil~Basco wrote: I would say finding the used condom. The second one would be realized then.

Which is worse:

Smashing your fingers

or

smashing your toes?
Done both,

smashing toes is the worst

Which is worse

Waking up in the middle of the night and not being able to get back to sleep

or

Going to bed at night and having trouble falling asleep

tmbsgrl wrote: Waking up in the middle of the night & not being able to fall back asleep for me is worse.



Which is worse:



having to pee while your stuck in traffic

or

having to pee on a rollercoaster.


the urge to make a secretion while plunging to the depths..... definitely

Changing a babies very dirty poo-ie diaper

or

having to clean off your dog'z hinie?

SOJOURNER wrote:

Changing a babies very dirty poo-ie diaper

or

having to clean off your dog'z hinie?
the baby. at least you can take the dog outside and hose him off.

which is worse...

knowing the answer

or

forever wondering

Wolverine wrote: the baby. at least you can take the dog outside and hose him off.

which is worse...

knowing the answer

or

forever wondering
Forever wondering.

Which is worse:

Sitting home alone on a Friday night

or

partying so hard ya vomit?

Lil~Basco wrote: Forever wondering.

Which is worse:

Sitting home alone on a Friday night

or

partying so hard ya vomit?
staying at home on a friday.

your significant other is sweet, kind, but a lousy lay

or

god's gift in the bedroom, but a complete jag-off

Lil~Basco wrote: Forever wondering.

Which is worse:

Sitting home alone on a Friday night

or

partying so hard ya vomit?


Being the vomiter is way worse...............

Which is worse

Knees that hurts

or

a back that hurts

SOJOURNER wrote: Being the vomiter is way worse...............

Which is worse

Knees that hurts

or

a back that hurts


Backache is way worse.

Wolverine wrote: staying at home on a friday.

your significant other is sweet, kind, but a lousy lay

or

god's gift in the bedroom, but a complete jag-off


A sweet and kind s.o. is worse!

Because... if your s.o. is god's gift in the pit, then you can shag their socks off and then dump the boring twit...

but if they're sweet then you'll slowly get bored in the pit and have to take a while to think up a good reason to dump them kindly! hehehe

Cruel 2 B kind! :wah:

Which is worse...............

leaving the FG forum to shag your significant other OR

leaving the shag so you can stay and chat on the FG forum??? :wah: :wah:

Rapunzel wrote:

Which is worse...............

leaving the FG forum to shag your significant other OR

leaving the shag so you can stay and chat on the FG forum??? :wah: :wah:


leaving the shag to chat on the forum

Which is worse?

Posting fluff

or

Posting nonsense under the guise of intellectualism

SOJOURNER wrote: leaving the shag to chat on the forum

Which is worse?

Posting fluff

or

Posting nonsense under the guise of intellectualism


Posting nonsense under the guise of intellectualism (isn't that fluff?).

Which is worse?

Going to bed with Bill Clinton

or

Waking up next to Hillary Clinton

ChiptBeef wrote: Posting nonsense under the guise of intellectualism (isn't that fluff?).



Which is worse?



Going to bed with Bill Clinton

or

Waking up next to Hillary Clinton


But waking up next to "Cowboy Dubya" is right up your Mountain.:p