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Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:54 pm**

santa wrote: Fitting down chimneys is my special secret, it is the fun part of my job.

Dear Santa, do you really exist?, and if not would it still be possible for you to answer that question?. This has been bugging me since "The Santa Claus" came out, that film has caused many scientists to question their beliefs about yourself and the elves.

BTW, did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil-worshiper?

He sold his soul to santa.

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 5:59 pm**

Alfred wrote: hmm you've confused me Nomad.

the question was, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Let me put it another way Alfred, In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you. Does this clear things up for you ? :p

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:00 pm**

are you saying you don't know?

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:08 pm**

Alfred wrote: are you saying you don't know?

No Im not saying that, what I am saying is tonight, when we were eating dinner, my wife said something that really knocked me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots." "Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!" They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:19 pm**

ArnoldLayne wrote: C'mon Nomad stop playin' with the kids mind :wah:

That reminds me of my childhood Arnold. We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:19 pm**

*bad check for Gallaby's joke*

I really exist. Hollywood revisions of my life never portray the true story of Christmas and Santa.

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:29 pm**

well i give up...Nomads tricks are too powerful.

Posted: **Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:15 pm**

How come saying one doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny means that one doesn't believe the Easter Bunny exists, yet saying one doesn't believe in abortion doesn't mean that one doesn't believe abortion exists. Well, does it or doesn't it?

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:34 am**

Accountable wrote: How come saying one doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny means that one doesn't believe the Easter Bunny exists, yet saying one doesn't believe in abortion doesn't mean that one doesn't believe abortion exists. Well, does it or doesn't it?

I have shortwired a circuit and will be in the shop for repairs. I apologize for the inconvenience.

Posted: **Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:29 am**

*plugging in for some free watts*

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:18 am**

Why dont you ever answer my questions real time instead of waiting until Im gone ? Im not feelin the love man.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:46 am**

When is your next snowfall expected?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:53 am**

When's the Spring Thaw?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:54 am**

If you had to move to Australia, would you be bummed having to wait all winter on the beach for the big Summer Snow Festival?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:48 am**

Accountable wrote: Why dont you ever answer my questions real time instead of waiting until Im gone ? Im not feelin the love man.

Would it be unreasonable to expect an immediate reply to my questions 24/7 ? If you could just stay poised and waiting it would be very helpful, thank you.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:48 am**

chonsigirl wrote: When is your next snowfall expected?

Next 3-4 days in a row I think.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:49 am**

It's so cold here, I hope it will snow.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:50 am**

Accountable wrote: If you had to move to Australia, would you be bummed having to wait all winter on the beach for the big Summer Snow Festival?

I would never go there. Its a kangaroo haven. Im not a kangaroo.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:51 am**

kangeroos are nice.

With chips and a nice pepper sauce.:sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:51 am**

sherry wrote: It's so cold here, I hope it will snow.

How cold is it Sherry ? Maybe I can help. I have friends.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:52 am**

sherry wrote: kangeroos are nice.

With chips and a nice pepper sauce.:sneaky:

That has a Hannibal Lector ring to it Sherry....is there something I should know ?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:55 am**

Nomad wrote: How cold is it Sherry ? Maybe I can help. I have friends.
I don't know how cold it is but it is a bit parky.

I've got goosepimples and everything!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:56 am**

SnoozeControl wrote: I always thought the marsupial thing was a brilliant idea. How handy is that having a little pocket on your stomach?

Many people I know do have that.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:56 am**

SnoozeControl wrote: I always thought the marsupial thing was a brilliant idea. How handy is that having a little pocket on your stomach?
No need for a handbag ever again, i wonder how big those pockets are?

I have a mary poppins bag, it contains everything except the kitchen sink!

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:57 am**

sherry wrote: I don't know how cold it is but it is a bit parky.

I've got goosepimples and everything!

whoooosh.......there goes my mind wandering again. :sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:58 am**

sherry wrote: No need for a handbag ever again, i wonder how big those pockets are?

I have a mary poppins bag, it contains everything except the kitchen sink!

And do you pay for your purchases with exact change causing you to piece by piece unload your Mary Poppins bag ? Your fired !

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 11:59 am**

Nomad wrote: That has a Hannibal Lector ring to it Sherry....is there something I should know ?
I'm partial to a nice chianti:)

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:00 pm**

Nomad wrote: whoooosh.......there goes my mind wandering again. :sneaky:
Well I didn't mean that but yes you're minds probably wandering correctly.:wah:

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:01 pm**

You wacky Brits !

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:01 pm**

Nomad wrote: And do you pay for your purchases with exact change causing you to piece by piece unload your Mary Poppins bag ? Your fired !
Yes, I'm turning into my mother. Anything not to break a note.:-5

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:02 pm**

sherry wrote: Well I didn't mean that but yes you're minds probably wandering correctly.:wah:

Do tell. Be vivid.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:03 pm**

sherry wrote: Yes, I'm turning into my mother. Anything not to break a note.:-5

While innocent law abiding men stand in line behind you ? Your fired !

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:05 pm**

What is your favorite conundrum?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:07 pm**

Nomad wrote: While innocent law abiding men stand in line behind you ? Your fired !
Yeah but they love it really, I give them a wink after I finish.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:07 pm**

chonsigirl wrote: What is your favorite conundrum?

Women

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:08 pm**

Nomad wrote: Women
:wah: Wise answer, O Sage.......................

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:09 pm**

sherry wrote: Yeah but they love it really, I give them a wink after I finish.

I know I would.

Nomad has errands to run. Please come back for the matinee.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:10 pm**

Nomad wrote: I know I would.

Nomad has errands to run. Please come back for the matinee.
*intermission music begins*

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:11 pm**

Where's the woman selling ice creams?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:17 pm**

Let's go get some Good and Plenty's at the snack bar, so we can blow through the box and hoot when the next show begins.......................

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 12:56 pm**

Sounds like a good plan to me.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:07 pm**

its my last week of school.

should i be happy or sad?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:10 pm**

Weigh the good things you have done with your life against the bad things. Which side is winning?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:11 pm**

Name the most traumatic event in your life when you were younger.

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:13 pm**

What are your opinions on teen sex? Is it OK for 15 year olds? Should schools distribute condoms? Should a relationship between an 18 year-old and a 16 year-old be considered statutory rape?

Posted: **Sun Nov 20, 2005 3:13 pm**

What is the most creative thing you have ever done or made?

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