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wish you had of bumped it yesterday...........now I feel totally embarssed!:sneaky:

going to hide now....................feeling rather stuipid!;)

jimbo;991188 wrote: ahem are you saying you are fondling wise guy :wah::wah:


ahem Odie is a girl!:wah:

jimbo;991179 wrote: this is not a room its a torture thread started by my cyber arch enemy i bet she is getting a real chuckle out of this :wah::wah:


And restarted by your evil nemisis...the shelbell. :wah::wah:

Odie;991191 wrote: ahem Odie is a girl!:wah:


He's just a jimbutt anyway Odie. Get him back by asking him the most outrageous questions you can come up with!! :sneaky::wah:

jimbo;991210 wrote: monster


Am I the monster?

Do you drool when you sleep?

How do you know when people call a bird a wood ****** they're not really calling you a .....that could get me into trouble.



Why is it that 9 hours after I showered my hair is still a little damp?

Why do they put up a bunch of ****'s when I put the word p*cke*r in there and I was only talking about a bird?

jimbo;991233 wrote: did you turn the shower off and did you get out of the shower :wah:


You are NOT allowed to ask questions in here...just give answers.:p

What the hell ?

Now, how'd you get such a pretty wife?

jimbo;991287 wrote: you mean for such a buglyugg huh:wah:





i dont know ,i guess she thinks i'm funny :)


That's a good thing.

Does she think you need to shower more cuz you stink?

If a train leaves Chicago at 10:10am,traveling at 75mph. going east and another train leaves London,England at 2:05pm traveling at 45kph.going west.How far will each train travel and at what time will the 2 trains meet?

must you have 2 rooms?:wah:

jimbo;991300 wrote: ten past two :-3:-3


Wrong.....try again. And STOP Guessing!!!

Do you help out around the house?(remember, we can verify this!)

Why is my short term memory so bad?

Why doesn't my hubby help out at home?

Why do they call it "elbow" macaroni when there are no elbows in it?

Why is my short term memory so bad?

Do you like Burt or Ernie?

Why do people mow their grass then water it so it will grow somemore?

Why is my short term memory so bad?

jimbo;991162 wrote: er no :p


okay you got out of that way to easy! i'm gonna have to think up some more! :p:D

Why do they call New York the Big Apple?

Why is Madonna called Madge?

Why do we call it chili when its a hot food?

Who just cut the cheese?

Why do they call Philadelphia the Big Pretzel?

Are you left handed?

When will the Titanic finally fall apart?

Why on earth are they tearing down Yankee Stadium?

Do you, when no one is around of course, pick your nose? Then do you eat it? fling it? wipe it on something? or just sit and stare at it, amazed at how wonderful it is that it came out of you?

shelbell;991541 wrote: Do you, when no one is around of course, pick your nose? Then do you eat it? fling it? wipe it on something? or just sit and stare at it, amazed at how wonderful it is that it came out of you?


Do you?:sneaky: And here, I thought at the end of your sentence you were talking about a baby!

qsducks;991545 wrote: Do you?:sneaky: And here, I thought at the end of your sentence you were talking about a baby!


no, no, no. this isn't my thread to answer....it's jimbutts. I had to add the last one cuz you never know how strange he just might be. :sneaky::wah:

jimbo;991547 wrote: every one picks their nose , i just wished i'd picked a smaller one





i never stare at it i just flick it when i'm outside


What do you do with it if you're inside?

shelbell;991571 wrote: What do you do with it if you're inside?


She forgot the last part of the question and it's "Inside the closet"?

jimbo;991576 wrote: i go outside :sneaky:


You've come out of the closet? Good for you jimbutt! You know, I've got this friend, he's a little shy.......:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





That'll teach ya to talk about lying and lips moving:wah:

shelbell;991593 wrote: You've come out of the closet? Good for you jimbutt! You know, I've got this friend, he's a little shy.......:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl





That'll teach ya to talk about lying and lips moving:wah:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Why does Bruce Parry on the telly look like my mate Pete?



Why is it that I get a headache after just a small amount of Magners? :-5



When I prick myself on a rose why does it hurt days later?



Why does my grandson eat his bogies after picking his nose? Do they taste of something nice?



Why am I bored?

jimbo;991747 wrote: coz you are not watching ross kemp (good looking fella ross kemp)gangs sky 0ne now


:yh_sick Ross Kemp is not good looking!!!!









One pint is not a lot!!!!

jimbo;991671 wrote: tossers :wah::wah::wah:


whats a tosser?

If an orange was red, would they call it a red?

Would we have redjuice?



How many peanuts fit in a VW bug?



Why don't you wear a wig?

Are u and Suzy going to visit Australia ?