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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:44 pm
by Marie5656
jesse b;534167 wrote: it was garth brooks on his jet ski he looked and said.....


...Save a horse, ride a jet ski.....then he...

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:24 pm
by Fibonacci
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awkwardly spasmed as his alter ego, Chris Gaines, took over. He



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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:44 pm
by Rain
...surrounded that pesky shark with air bubbles, confused it, and it swam away. The gang was happy once more, when on the horizon they saw a skull and crossbones flag. Oh NO! It was...

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:04 pm
by Fibonacci
.............William Hung and His crew of tone-deaf Pirates. All of the FGers Clutched their ears In Agony as ............

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:08 pm
by Rain
these idiots serenaded them in to port. The FG'rs stepped onto the pier just in time to see their boat...

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:56 pm
by Fibonacci
..............Disintegrate. As they turned back to the Island they saw a small child Burst out of the bushes, followed by a HUGE tiger. Rain.............

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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:01 pm
by Rain
...screamed "Bloody Hell! Let's save that child!" So 1/2 the group ran after the Tiger while the other 1/2...

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:00 am
by Fibonacci
Tried to calm down the kid. He was speaking in a foreign language, so no one understood him.



Meanwhile the Others had caght up to and cornered the tiger.



It roared ferociously as................

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:03 am
by Rain
They tried to corner it. Fibonacci said.... "What the heck are we doing?? Let's get outta here and ...."

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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:09 am
by Mustang
jesse b;534804 wrote: an threw the small child at the tiger it didnt bother him as he knew the child was french he then......


gathered the coconuts off the beach so jesse b could whip something up to eat. Jesse b said fish was needed for...................

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:29 am
by sunny104
Mustang;534844 wrote: gathered the coconuts off the beach so jesse b could whip something up to eat. Jesse b said fish was needed for...................


fish stew otherwise it just wouldn't taste right. He put on his lucky apron and......

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:32 am
by Marie5656
sunny104;536018 wrote: fish stew otherwise it just wouldn't taste right. He put on his lucky apron and......


....nothing else....so he was mooning everyone while he cooked up the fish.

When everyone saw the "moon" they all....

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:35 am
by Mustang
Marie5656;536022 wrote: ....nothing else....so he was mooning everyone while he cooked up the fish.

When everyone saw the "moon" they all....


chuckled as he started dancing to the tunes coming from..............

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:16 pm
by sunny104
Mustang;536030 wrote: chuckled as he started dancing to the tunes coming from..............


Nomad's tinfoil hat.

Once the fish stew was finished......

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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:36 pm
by Rain
they ate it and grew sicker by the minute. Marie said... "WHAT did you put in that Stew??" And jesse said... "Just a little..."

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 1:40 am
by Tater Tazz
Rain;536582 wrote: they ate it and grew sicker by the minute. Marie said... "WHAT did you put in that Stew??" And jesse said... "Just a little..."


of this and that.

So, while everyone was laying there sick, except for jesse, He decided to steal........................................

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:16 am
by Mustang
Tater Tazz;536717 wrote: of this and that.

So, while everyone was laying there sick, except for jesse, He decided to steal........................................


Sunny's wings to see if he could fly. Sunny wasn't too happy to loose those wings and.................

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:01 pm
by sunny104
Mustang;537167 wrote: Sunny's wings to see if he could fly. Sunny wasn't too happy to loose those wings and.................


chased his nekkid butt into the ocean. It was all very funny until.....

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:25 pm
by Red
sunny104;537294 wrote: chased his nekkid butt into the ocean. It was all very funny until.....


he realised he'd missed the ice-cream van! it was all....

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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:37 pm
by Fibonacci
........For nothing. Defeated, Jesse gave Sunny's wings back. Rain.........

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:26 am
by Mustang
Fibonacci;538059 wrote: ........For nothing. Defeated, Jesse gave Sunny's wings back. Rain.........


scolded him and told him to never do that again but Jesse grinned and decided...........

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:40 am
by Mustang
jesse b;538257 wrote: to steal the only other boat on the beach he then,,,,,


asked if anybody wanted to go with him. Others contemplated the concequences of stealing and Jesse yelled, "Well,...............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:46 am
by Mustang
jesse b;538263 wrote: its now or never ya missed the ice cream van he .....


wasn't going to miss taking this boat! The others started piling into the boat, when all of a sudden...............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:54 am
by Mustang
jesse b;538269 wrote: the local tribe of cannbals ran out of the bushes salt and pepper in hand run 4 ya..........


Life!!!!!! Everybody scattered into the jungle. Sunny went to jump over a fallen log and fell right into..................

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 7:22 am
by Mustang
jesse b;538277 wrote: the cooking pot a funny looking bald man swung from a tree screaming jimbooooooooooo to the ,,,,,,,,


recue and swooped Sunny up. Sunny giggled as they glided through the trees by the vine, when all of a sudden she heard a SNAP, and............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:02 am
by Mustang
jesse b;538294 wrote: fell right in the middle of the quike sand jimbos cape.......


weighed him down so he started to remove it. Sunny was frightened that they'd both.............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:05 am
by sunny104
jesse b;538392 wrote: that they would sink just in the nick of time.....


Mustang rode up on a mustang and with one arm was able to lift them both to safety. As they were riding away...........

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:11 am
by Mustang
sunny104;538506 wrote: Mustang rode up on a mustang and with one arm was able to lift them both to safety. As they were riding away...........


Jimbo started complaining about the cape he left behind. Sunny told him to............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:40 am
by Marie5656
Mustang;538515 wrote: Jimbo started complaining about the cape he left behind. Sunny told him to............


...quit complaining and get a new cape. In the mean time, Sunny and Mustang....

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:02 pm
by Mustang
Marie5656;538558 wrote: ...quit complaining and get a new cape. In the mean time, Sunny and Mustang....
swung by the Pub and bought a few rounds for Jimbo to clam him down. Sunny put some coins in the jutebox and played............

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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:32 pm
by Rain
Mustang;538579 wrote: swung by the Pub and bought a few rounds for Jimbo to clam him down. Sunny put some coins in the jutebox and played............


"(come on and take a) Free Ride." That reminded them that the rest of the gang was waiting, so they...

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:09 am
by Fibonacci
.......Ran back to the pier where they had left them. When they Got there they stood in silence. The pier had been broken in two! There were footprint leading into.......

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:18 am
by Rain
the jungle where that Tiger had been. Did the tiger carry away an FG'r?? They counted the friends and found that.....

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:24 am
by Tater Tazz
Rain;539105 wrote: the jungle where that Tiger had been. Did the tiger carry away an FG'r?? They counted the friends and found that.....


something had stolen jimbo right under there noses!

so, they decided to............................

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:44 am
by Mustang
Tater Tazz;539160 wrote: something had stolen jimbo right under there noses!

so, they decided to............................


send out a search party to find Jimbo. They all decided to search in groups of 4 and go in every direction to locate him. Tater thought each group had better take..............

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:20 am
by Marie5656
jesse b;539283 wrote: a big stick with them to,,,,,,,


Beat any wildlife they may encounter about the heads.

Then, as a further measure they found.....

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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:43 pm
by Rain
jesse b;539402 wrote: a large bottle of........


nothing. Nothing? "Rub that thing!" Shouted Mustang. So she grabbed it and rubbed it, and.... smoke! Something was coming out of it! Tater cried, "Rub harder!" So she...

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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:56 am
by Tater Tazz
Rain;539867 wrote: nothing. Nothing? "Rub that thing!" Shouted Mustang. So she grabbed it and rubbed it, and.... smoke! Something was coming out of it! Tater cried, "Rub harder!" So she...


did! Would'nt you know, out popped jimo! He was stuck in the bottle. So everyone decided to...................................

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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:39 am
by Mustang
ask Jimbo to grant them all 3 wishes. Jimbo laughed and said..........

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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:09 pm
by Tater Tazz
Mustang;540041 wrote: ask Jimbo to grant them all 3 wishes. Jimbo laughed and said..........


I am the evil jimbo and I do not grant wishes, I take things.

So, jimbo took..............................