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Hmm, haven't made him swear to it yet....................

*ballif rereads the oath*

Now, do you swear....................wait a minute, didn't your mother teach you better?

chonsigirl wrote: Names, I need names! Silly horsey names!I didn't take much time to peruse the card, but Dusty's Birthday looks okay to me, though his trainer has had the flu the past week and he hasn't been sweated adequately. I recommend $10 to show.

Nomad wrote: LIES ! A PREPONDERANCE OF LIES !Is that a question?

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, haven't made him swear to it yet....................



*ballif rereads the oath*



Now, do you swear....................wait a minute, didn't your mother teach you better?:-3 Oh, me? Yes she did.



Better than what?

*laughing*

I watched A Day at the Races this morning, I couldn't help it......................

Wow are these threads still going on!!! AC you are one popular guy!!



Ok here's my question.



Are you expecting to receive any socks or other unwanted present for Xmas?? (Don't say that u love getting socks, I won't believe u if u say u do :sneaky: )

chrisb84uk wrote: Wow are these threads still going on!!! AC you are one popular guy!!



Ok here's my question.



Are you expecting to receive any socks or other unwanted present for Xmas?? (Don't say that u love getting socks, I won't believe u if u say u do :sneaky: ):wah: Dang! Beat me at my own game!



Typically, I get 2 Christmas cards from my 2 eldest siblings, and my beloved and I go shopping together sometime before or just after Christmas, grabbing something off a shelf and exclaiming "It's just what I've always wanted! Thank you!" and "I'm glad you like it. Merry Christmas!" then big smoochies. Tradition kind of goes out the window when you don't have kids.

Do you think the world will be a better or worse place 100 yrs. from now ?

You discover your wonderful one year old child is, because of a mix up at the hospital, not your's. Would you want to echange the child to try to correct the mistake ?

You are given $1000,000 to donate anonymously to charity or to a stranger. how would you dispose of it ?

If you must be either, would you prefer to be blind or deaf ?

If you were a really really mean T-Rex, would you chase Far guy around the woods until he urinated himself and then laugh and laugh ?

What is your umm MO when you feel sexy ?

If by getting a tattoo you could save 5 lives and prevent a terrorist attack but 2 of the terrorists have children whom might become terrorists at a later date (Im not sure when exactly) and the other 3 terrorists have cousins who may or may not be terrorists (1 of them might be undercover just pretending to be a terrorist) would you get the tattoo ? If so what would it be and where would you place it ? Also in Texas do you guys gussy up a cactus instead of a proper Christmas tree ?

Nomad wrote: You discover your wonderful one year old child is, because of a mix up at the hospital, not your's. Would you want to echange the child to try to correct the mistake ?As painful as it would undoubtedly be, yes.



I'm cursed with empathy. I think I would do it even if the child with my DNA were "defected" in some way, even if my bio-child were stillborn. I just wouldn't be able to keep it out of my head the effect my decision would have if the tables were turned.

SnoozeControl wrote: Is it physically possible for Nomad's legs to hold up that round yellow body and then dance like that? Or is it all some computer generated hoax meant to fool the simple minded?It's real. Hot air, y'know.

Nomad wrote: You are given $1000,000 to donate anonymously to charity or to a stranger. how would you dispose of it ?Dunno, really. I distrust most charities. I think I would first get a list of charities sorted by overhead percentage and start with the ones who put the most money where the charity works, rather than offices and salaries.

Nomad wrote: If you must be either, would you prefer to be blind or deaf ?As much as I love music, I'd rather be deaf. I'm a bit claustraphobic. Besides, my beloved says I don't listen very well anyway.

Nomad wrote: If you were a really really mean T-Rex, would you chase Far guy around the woods until he urinated himself and then laugh and laugh ?Of course! But first I'd sneak up and wait until he were bragging to someone about what a brave warrior he was. Then I'd spring out and roar at him while he was in mid-strut. That'd be really funny.

Nomad wrote: What is your umm MO when you feel sexy ? No, I haven't been sending you any signals!



Geez, ya try to be nice to a guy and all he thinks about is sex!

Nomad wrote: If by getting a tattoo you could save 5 lives and prevent a terrorist attack but 2 of the terrorists have children whom might become terrorists at a later date (Im not sure when exactly) and the other 3 terrorists have cousins who may or may not be terrorists (1 of them might be undercover just pretending to be a terrorist) would you get the tattoo ? If so what would it be and where would you place it ? Also in Texas do you guys gussy up a cactus instead of a proper Christmas tree ?no.

Accountable wrote: No, I haven't been sending you any signals!



Geez, ya try to be nice to a guy and all he thinks about is sex!




No of course not. I meant do you have lava lamps & incense or do you play good cop bad cop, some Aqua Velva perhaps ?

can i be the bad cop? huh? puleeeeze??

thats redundant :rolleyes:

you're both busted. no pressies. :sneaky:

Nomad wrote: No of course not. I meant do you have lava lamps & incense or do you play good cop bad cop, some Aqua Velva perhaps ?oh. :yh_blush



John Kleese, A Fish Called Wanda.

lady cop wrote: can i be the bad cop? huh? puleeeeze??No. It's time you learned to stretch your creative abilities. Nothing but Good Cop for you until you get it down pat.

SnoozeControl wrote: I'd laugh at that, but I'm afraid she'd sap me.Freudian slip? :rolleyes:

SnoozeControl wrote: Not even close... a sap has a spring handle and is loaded with lead so it can really clobber someone. :)Oh. Pardon me. Obviously I'm not as familiar with violent weaponry as you delicate ladies are. :p

Hmm, I thought a sap was something else.......................

*never you, dear AC*

chonsigirl wrote: Hmm, I thought a sap was something else.......................



*never you, dear AC*:yh_rotfl I just got an image of LC picking up some unsuspecting guy and using him as a weapon to beat someone else.

Accountable wrote: Oh. Pardon me. Obviously I'm not as familiar with violent weaponry as you delicate ladies are. :pwe don't use them......................Blackjacks and Saps The Blackjack and Sap used to be so popular with Law Enforcement in America that alot, if not most, Police Uniforms came with a long and narrow "Sap Pocket. ...

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl I just got an image of LC picking up some unsuspecting guy and using him as a weapon to beat someone else.




LOL!!!

Nomad wrote: LOL!!!smartarses. :p

Dear Accountable, do you take bible stories literally ? For instance the parting of the sea, is this an actual event or a parable in your opinion ?

What is babyrider doing right now ? Did she fall asleep at her puter ? Is she watching infomercials and eating Cocoa Crispies or what ?

Nomad wrote: Dear Accountable, do you take bible stories literally ? For instance the parting of the sea, is this an actual event or a parable in your opinion ?I'm afraid I'm with Ted when it comes to the Bible, at least partially. Since Man has free will, he can't help but put his own spin on what he writes. I believe the Old testament stories to be fantastic fables with wonderful morals. The New Testament stories of Jesus, I choose to believe simply from childish faith. I believe Paul took Jesus' teachings in the wrong direction. Don't get me started on what happened since.

Nomad wrote: What is babyrider doing right now ? Did she fall asleep at her puter ? Is she watching infomercials and eating Cocoa Crispies or what ?She's sleeping peacefully. If you concentrate hard, you can enter her dreams and share a Cocoa Crispies breakfast.







Go ahead.

Accountable wrote: I'm afraid I'm with Ted when it comes to the Bible, at least partially. Since Man has free will, he can't help but put his own spin on what he writes. I believe the Old testament stories to be fantastic fables with wonderful morals. The New Testament stories of Jesus, I choose to believe simply from childish faith. I believe Paul took Jesus' teachings in the wrong direction. Don't get me started on what happened since.




How did Paul take Jesus's teachings in the wrong direction ? When you have time Id like a thorough answer please, Im interested in your thoughts on this.

Accountable wrote: She's sleeping peacefully. If you concentrate hard, you can enter her dreams and share a Cocoa Crispies breakfast.







Go ahead.




I dont want to actually enter her mind, Im not prepared for a trip like that. :wah:

Nomad wrote: How did Paul take Jesus's teachings in the wrong direction ? When you have time Id like a thorough answer please, Im interested in your thoughts on this.I'm no scholar. In a nutshell, Jesus brought us out of legalism & taught to use our brains and hearts to guide us through life. Behavior (good acts) will not get us into heaven. Paul immediately reinstated rules of behavior that people would have to follow or be judged.



I have more in my head, but it doesn't come out right on the screen, so this will have to do for now.

Can you think of anything so tragic as seeing a family pulled apart by something as simple as a pack of wolves ?

If there was a terrible storm outside, but somehow this dog lived through the storm, and he showed up at your door when the storm was finally over, do think a good name for him would be Carl ?

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe. Do you ever have this problem ?

Can't the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion and problems they've caused?

I think that Superman and Santa are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard. See the logic here ?