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Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:58 pm**

It's an interesting morning anyway.. I just got back from my early run - and bumped smack into a kangarooster in my own suburban street. This is not unheard of, but it's unusual. They usually stay up on the hill.

TLW

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 2:18 pm**

AussiePam;726033 wrote: It's an interesting morning anyway.. I just got back from my early run - and bumped smack into a kangarooster in my own suburban street. This is not unheard of, but it's unusual. They usually stay up on the hill.

TLW
Kangarooster's are probably not that bad, but you have to watch out for thems nasty

:eek: SNAKES!!! Did I mention I HATE SNAKES!!! :wah::wah:

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:49 pm**

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 4:47 pm**

Tlw Is Mine I Say!

Posted: **Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:35 pm**

Yeah, snakes!!!!

I know they're around. Spring and summer is snake time Down Under. Apart from one dead one about a week ago - Eastern brown - it's years since I've seen one at all.

But LOOOOOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm lying in my teeth. This thread is absolutely crawling with hissing serpents...........

RUN

:sneaky:

tlw

Posted: **Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:41 am**

Yep, I'm runnin as fast as I can!!! I HATE SNAKES!!! Yeah, I HATE SNAKES!!Oh did I mention, I HATE SNAKES!!! :wah:

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:22 pm**

Tlw is mine once again! :wah:

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:18 pm**

You fib, Fib!! It is mine!!!

tlw

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:03 pm**

MONA-PREZ! :wah:

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Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 2:36 pm**

Now that's going tooo far, Cars.

tlw

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:19 pm**

Pam is right Cars!

I'll have to confiscate tlw for such an act! :wah:

Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:30 pm**

Not to be out done by Mona-Prez, here's Mona-Hillary:wah: (Scary)

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Posted: **Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:19 pm**

And maybe that explains Mona Linsky

:sneaky:

tlw

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Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:34 am**

I'm quite sure you're all confusing poor tlw with your "mona" thingies...I'm taking him home with me for Christmas...c'mon, my sweet, let's go :driving:

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:43 am**

Deck the halls with Theia's holly

Falalalalala la la

TLW's looking jolly

Fa etc

Smashing through the bush

In a kangaroo powered ute

Aussie Pam rides fast

Playing carols on her flute

Kidnaps TLW

Now he's out of reach

Pokes her tongue out Theiawards

And heads for Bondi beach

Ah

FG bells FG bells jingle all the way

O what fun it is.. hic

CRASH.

HIC

tlw

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 1:57 am**

AussiePam;741558 wrote: Deck the halls with Theia's holly

Falalalalala la la

TLW's looking jolly

Fa etc

Smashing through the bush

In a kangaroo powered ute

Aussie Pam rides fast

Playing carols on her flute

Kidnaps TLW

Now he's out of reach

Pokes her tongue out Theiawards

And heads for Bondi beach

Ah

FG bells FG bells jingle all the way

O what fun it is.. hic

CRASH.

HIC

tlw

Go get yer own holly, our Pammie, and leave mine well alone.

I'm off to mingle with the angelic throngs of Truronian Christmas shoppers but I'll be back, don't you fear (with mighty dread...or whatever)

tlw...I'll be back shortly, precious :-4

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:59 am**

Once in royal Truro city

Theia went a shopping and

Bought a lot of loverly pressies

For her friend in Down Under Land

Pasties, zoider, clotted cream

Piskified in Yuletide dream

tlw

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 5:56 am**

Now wait a minute, TLW can't be bought!!! :rolleyes:

(or can it?:wah:)

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:13 am**

cars;741586 wrote: Now wait a minute, TLW can't be bought!!! :rolleyes:

(or can it?:wah:)

Oh yes he can!!!

Cars, you probably won't get my response unless you're familiar with British pantomimes. If the hero or villian makes a similar comment, the whole of the audience yells back the opposite of what s/he has said

tlw

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:50 am**

OH NO HE CAN'T

:sneaky:

tlw

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:25 pm**

Now I'm confused ladies, which is it? He Can, or He Can't!!:wah:

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:37 pm**

cars;741818 wrote: Now I'm confused ladies, which is it? He Can, or He Can't!!:wah:

Oh no you're not!! :wah:

(is he, Pammie?)

tlw

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 6:12 pm**

Yes I'm not, no I am! :rolleyes::wah:;)

Posted: **Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:10 pm**

No he dame well aunt!

tlw

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:12 am**

AussiePam;741921 wrote: No he dame well aunt!

tlw

Are you villain to change your mind, Pammie?

tlw

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:41 am**

Booooo booooo !!! No I'm not!!!!!

tlw

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 11:43 am**

Well now, looks like it's just the three of us!! :p:wah::D:rolleyes:

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:03 pm**

cars;742161 wrote: Well now, looks like it's just the three of us!! :p:wah::D:rolleyes:

Yes, but what a three, Cars :wah:

tlw

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 12:18 pm**

Smashing through the bush

In a very silly sleigh

Bouncing on me tush

Think I've lost me way

Rudolf's got heat stroke

Life is not a peach

I think me toy sack's broke

Merde! I'm heading for the beach

Jingle bells jingle bells

All the sodding way

O what fun it isn't

To be riding.... arghghghhghghghh

CRASH

tlw

Posted: **Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:18 pm**

Posted: **Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:58 am**

Got me a new toy!!! :wah::D:rolleyes::p

Posted: **Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:13 pm**

Mine Mine Mine!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:37 am**

Not for long! :wah:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:17 am**

cars;782590 wrote: Not for long! :wah:

I've been lurking, Cars...and it's been well worth the wait...TLW

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:18 am**

G'day Cars and Theia!! There's about twenty feet of powder snow calling, but I just had to pop by first - come ski with me, TLW !!!

:sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:27 am**

AussiePam;782725 wrote: G'day Cars and Theia!! There's about twenty feet of powder snow calling, but I just had to pop by first - come ski with me, TLW !!!

:sneaky:

Hiya, Pammie :-6

Tlw told me earlier (in confidence actually, but I know he won't mind me sharing it with you) that he's looking forward to a quiet Sunday afternoon, by the fire, a cup of tea and a couple of Rich Teas for dunking, watching the Corrie omnibus...'fraid skiing just can't compete :sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:50 am**

Hahaha sheesh is this STILL going on!!

I even see all the same familiar faces in here too hahaha, not much has changed!! :wah::D

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:03 pm**

chrisb84uk;782956 wrote: Hahaha sheesh is this STILL going on!!

I even see all the same familiar faces in here too hahaha, not much has changed!! :wah::D
Right you are, same faces, including yours!!! :wah::D:rolleyes::p

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:06 pm**

I want the last word! i deserve the last word!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:08 pm**

cars;783109 wrote: Right you are, same faces, including yours!!! :wah::D:rolleyes::p

Hahaha well ok you got me there!!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:09 pm**

cars why are you always taking tlw! we all know skittles is going to outlast you!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:11 pm**

Trust me when it comes to TLW Cars is supreme. You think you have it and then he sneakly takes it before your eyes, he's a cunning one!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:16 pm**

cars;257778 wrote: TLW stands for what again?:p those were his words once... darn him for learning!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:19 pm**

Quite true. Perhaps we could find a way of erasing his mind of those three words, that way we won't have to worry about him and this again!? :sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:23 pm**

chrisb84uk;783128 wrote: Quite true. Perhaps we could find a way of erasing his mind of those three words, that way we won't have to worry about him and this again!? :sneaky:aww dang it i lost the game... but yes we could!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:27 pm**

In that case we need a plan. We could try bribing him (not with money though!) or scare him away, or even pray that aliens will come and brainwash him. Tough to choose! :sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:30 pm**

chrisb84uk;783133 wrote: In that case we need a plan. We could try bribing him (not with money though!) or scare him away, or even pray that aliens will come and brainwash him. Tough to choose! :sneaky: :Dlol i am sure he would love to forget for a dollar!!! haha well, we could send signals to outer space using... old record players!!! and we'll give them the exact place Cars is... and they'll suck him up into outerspace and when he comes back he'll be like one of those crazy people who get interviewed... and we'll make sure that he gets dropped off in a field!

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:33 pm**

Brilliant I love it! And then the two of us just act like we have no idea what anyone is talking about if they mention him or TLW, whilst he is still lost in the middle of a field talking gibberish hahaha.

Then if anyone else wants TLW we can repeat the process until no-one is left. Of course then being a gentleman I'll surrender and you will win!

Sound good to you?

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:36 pm**

Puts the crowbar down

Oh well yea!!! I do declare that's a brilliant plan! now... do you know where to find old record players?

Posted: **Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:45 pm**

Well my dad still has one old one, and I'm sure he won't mind if I take it after all it's for a good use. That's one at least. :p

Out of interest what were you going to do with that crowbar hmmm? :sneaky: