Refrigerate Butter?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:43 am

Speaking of butter...how about those Danish butter cookies that come in the round tin ? Why Im having them for breakfast right now. What could be better than that ? (besides cold pizza that is)

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:52 am

Nomad wrote: Speaking of butter...how about those Danish butter cookies that come in the round tin ? Why Im having them for breakfast right now. What could be better than that ? (besides cold pizza that is)

.............................SUSHI

ComfortablyNumb · Post by **ComfortablyNumb** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:14 am

Now I'm thoroughly confused. Are those 'Cant Believe...' fake butter spreads margarine? I use them and they don't taste like marg., which I hate.

silverfox wrote: Butter should only be refrigerated for long term storage. (Tip. Have tissues handy in case of butter running down your wrist! - best not eaten in bed - the crumbs and stickiness is not conducive to romance! LOL :wah:

Butter not conducive to romance? You've never seen Last Tango in Paris?!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:46 am

ComfortablyNumb wrote: Now I'm thoroughly confused. Are those 'Cant Believe...' fake butter spreads margarine? I use them and they don't taste like marg., which I hate.

Butter not conducive to romance? You've never seen Last Tango in Paris?!

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=i+can%27t+believe+it%

.................lol

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:37 am

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: British company with a little bit too much time on their hands invents butter with a temperature control

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:06 pm

Nomad wrote: I hate to see this thread go. Butter is such a vast topic.

Butter think of something else to say then

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:10 pm

Betty Botter bought some butter

And she said "This butter's bitter"

So she bought some better butter

Better than the bitter butter

And she said "This butter's better"!

Well, SOMEBODY had to do it!!

;)

:p :-6

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:12 pm

Butter think of something else to say then

He He yeah Butter late then never :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:13 pm

Hmm, butter up!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:16 pm

My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:17 pm

My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"

Ahh I hope she gets butter soon

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:20 pm

You butter watch out

You butter not cry

You butter watch out

I'm tellin u why

Santa Claus is coming to town....

Ok so the last bit doesnt quite fit :-2

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:20 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"

:yh_bigsmi

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lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:21 pm

WILL THIS THREAD NEVER DIE???:-5 :rolleyes: :wah:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:25 pm

NOPE!

Anything you can do I can do buttah...

I can do anything buttah than you!

:p

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:26 pm

I would type faster only I'm such a butter fingers :p

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:29 pm

i surrender!!! The King's Breakfast

The King's Breakfast

The King asked

The Queen, and

The Queen asked

The Dairymaid:

"Could we have some butter for

The Royal slice of bread?"

The Queen asked the Dairymaid,

The Dairymaid

Said, "Certainly,

I'll go and tell the cow

Now

Before she goes to bed."

The Dairymaid

She curtsied,

And went and told

The Alderney:

"Don't forget the butter for

The Royal slice of bread."

The Alderney

Said sleepily:

"You'd better tell

His Majesty

That many people nowadays

Like marmalade

Instead."

The Dairymaid

Said, "Fancy!"

And went to

Her Majesty.

She curtsied to the Queen, and

She turned a little red:

"Excuse me,

Your Majesty,

For taking of

The liberty,

But marmalade is tasty, if

It's very

Thickly

Spread."

The Queen said

"Oh!:

And went to

His Majesty:

"Talking of the butter for

The royal slice of bread,

Many people

Think that

Marmalade

Is nicer.

Would you like to try a little

Marmalade

Instead?"

The King said,

"Bother!"

And then he said,

"Oh, deary me!"

The King sobbed, "Oh, deary me!"

And went back to bed.

"Nobody,"

He whimpered,

"Could call me

A fussy man;

I only want

A little bit

Of butter for

My bread!"

The Queen said,

"There, there!"

And went to

The Dairymaid.

The Dairymaid

Said, "There, there!"

And went to the shed.

The cow said,

"There, there!

I didn't really

Mean it;

Here's milk for his porringer,

And butter for his bread."

The Queen took

The butter

And brought it to

His Majesty;

The King said,

"Butter, eh?"

And bounced out of bed.

"Nobody," he said,

As he kissed her

Tenderly,

"Nobody," he said,

As he slid down the banisters,

"Nobody,

My darling,

Could call me

A fussy man -

BUT

I do like a little bit of butter to my bread!"

Alan Alexander Milne

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:37 pm

a man was playing golf when he hit his golfball into a field of buttercups.as he was looking around for his ball heard this voice it said 'please sir, dont hurt thebuttercups". the man looked up bewildered and asked "who are you?" the voice replied "this is god and if you promise not to hurt the buttercups i will give you butter for the rest of you life." the man looked up at the sky and answered back,"where the heck were you when i was in the pussywillows!?!!" :sneaky:

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:40 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 3:44 pm

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit

of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better

butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas

better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!:o

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:10 pm

Guess you blasted right by post #57 there JSwan, huh?!?!?

:D

(Interesting to see how it reads from another country!)

:)

jennyswan · Post by **jennyswan** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:11 pm

Guess you blasted right by post #57 there JSwan, huh?!?!?

Opps .... hanging my head in shame

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:18 pm

No, no, don't do that!!

After all, we can never have too much BUTTER, now can we?

:-6

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:27 pm

Recently , I have been intrigued by a religious practice with some similarities to Buddhism. So similar in fact, I can't believe it's not Buddah

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 4:35 pm

He He..It's the way I tell 'em

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:25 pm

Everyone is going to kill me........................I've done something horrific.......................I've started a "peanut butter" thread!!!! LOL

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:29 pm

noooooooooooorobinseggs wrote: Everyone is going to kill me........................I've done something horrific.......................I've started a "peanut butter" thread!!!! LOL

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 8:46 pm

LOL...he he heeee!!!

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:53 am

let me know when a strawbery jam thread opens.

LottomagicZ4941 · Post by **LottomagicZ4941** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:04 am

I even refrigerate peanut butter!!

My oma is in her 80s and she leaves it out.

Lotto

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=10765

MagicZ4941A

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:37 pm

My life is blighted by Arachybutyraphobia which is the morbid fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Be warned...it may contain nuts!!!!

robinseggs · Post by **robinseggs** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 1:43 pm

Alfred wrote: let me know when a strawbery jam thread opens.

OH!!!! I LOVE STRAWBERRY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With lots of butter!!!! On a hot biscuit!!!!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:24 pm

Lets not let this thread get away. Butter butter butter. Be boop butter, boopy boop butter.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:07 pm

robinseggs wrote: OH!!!! I LOVE STRAWBERRY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With lots of butter!!!! On a hot biscuit!!!!!

smothered al over toast.

ComfortablyNumb · Post by **ComfortablyNumb** » Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:51 am

Things I miss from not living Stateside any more.

Buttered popcorn in HUGE buckets.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:44 pm

I think theres more to be discussed here people. Butter.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:54 pm

you're right...

the downside of refridgeration is that the butter becomes realy hard for me to spread onto something, my fridge seems to almost freeze the butter.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:57 pm

Alfred wrote: you're right...

the downside of refridgeration is that the butter becomes realy hard for me to spread onto something, my fridge seems to almost freeze the butter.

And whats worse than getting either holes in your bread or your left with a big chunky pat of butter that stays in one spot ? **** on that !

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:57 pm

thats right look into the eyes...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:59 pm

Alfred wrote: thats right look into the eyes...

m a s t e r...what is your command ?

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:05 pm

Nomad wrote: m a s t e r...what is your command ?

spread butter on my sandwich without poking holes in the bread.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 03, 2005 6:05 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I hate holes in my bread, I just won't tolerate it!

I hear ya loud and clear sneezer...its beyond the realm of what I expect from a sandwich !

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 3:14 am

SnoozeControl wrote: I hate holes in my bread, I just won't tolerate it!

It does make it easier to read the newspaper while you're eating your toast though

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:41 pm

I caught this thread trying to slip away.