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SnoozeControl wrote: *Snooze begins to wonder if she's invisible**bump*

Ouch!

Far Rider wrote: your tryin to get me introuble with the ladies arent ya gomad!



I do not hit girls! ok so you have nothin to worry about!:wah:


Hey keep it up and Ill Nomad ya.....no one wants that.

Doodle on window pane run amok................

Hey Snooze, if my old eyes figured it out, it was ok...................

*tripping over invisible foot*

SnoozeControl wrote: No worries, I went back to my post and made the font really big so I'm not overlooked. I realize you all are probably ignoring that post because it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.


it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.



Your making big strides sneezer, thats the 1st step, atta girl !

SnoozeControl wrote: No worries, I went back to my post and made the font really big so I'm not overlooked. I realize you all are probably ignoring that post because it was, in fact, unfunny, but I refuse to let that stop me.That's my girl! Refusing to acknowledge a problem is the first step to ... :-2 no, wait.....

Accountable wrote: Okay, but don't breathe on the window and make little fog doodles like last time.


and if his tongue getst stuck to the metal post again, I will leave him there, I would hope he had learned from last time.

I'll be there dancing with jing-tinglers tied to my heels.

Jives wrote: I'll be there dancing with jing-tinglers tied to my heels.


oooo could I pass you my dance card and have one dance with you

I will be there but will someone dance with me?? My husband dont dance! Only the slow dances!

Now, what for eats, Minks? Should we all bring our favorite dishes of goodies along for the party?

chonsigirl wrote: Now, what for eats, Minks? Should we all bring our favorite dishes of goodies along for the party?


Oh Chonsi that is a wonderful idea, yes everyone please bring your favoirite food and NOMAD if you do grace us with your presence please NO LIVER!!!

Looking forward to seeing everyone at the party..........................

tmbsgrl wrote: Yay.. I can't wait.. Do ya like the dress I am going to wear or should I choose another.. :-3


no hunny that one looks lovely

santa wrote: Looking forward to seeing everyone at the party..........................


Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?

Nomad wrote: Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?


hey now how do you know Santy ain't got a cute one and we may all like his rear.

Nomad wrote: Is santa going to get drunk and photocopy his ass ?




No, but we can photocopy yours for you, see if we can locate that expiry date!!

:D

I bet he gets drunk and knocks the tree over starting a fire. Bet he stuffs all the ham down his get up too !

*pssst*



Don't photocopy Nomad's ass. He'll see the Made in Taiwan stamp. He doesn't know. :-3

*closing eyes when looking at Nomad from behind*

i'm wearing this, floor length:yh_flower :yh_flower :yh_flower

I'm shinning my shoes now, & getting a new RED Tie to go with the RED suit!

And I'll bring the BEER!!!

Attached files

i like this for Bothwell.

lady cop wrote: i like this for Bothwell.


I'll take whats in it.

cars wrote: I'm shinning my shoes now, & getting a new RED Tie to go with the RED suit!

And I'll bring the BEER!!!


Excellent Cars is on Beer Duty splendid

I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!


only if yoiu stay sober and leave skittles alone.

Need A Date for the Party

Looking for the Elfette of My dreams

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: Need A Date for the Party

Looking for the Elfette of My dreams

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!


Haven't seen one lately elfer.

*sniff*

Back to the schnapps then................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: *sniff*

Back to the schnapps then................

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
Have you tried the personals?

Oh, such a good idea!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: Oh, such a good idea!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
I'm sure the gang here will be happy to help you word it best for maximum responses.

Thank you Sojourner, I put an ad on the Advice thread. I know you will help my find Elfette!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!

ELF wrote: Thank you Sojourner, I put an ad on the Advice thread. I know you will help my find Elfette!

Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!
Count on it. I know others will help too as soon as they know of your plight.

http://bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/cwsantashelpera.gif

try here

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint

Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each

possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and

pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle,"

he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out

a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through

his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,

"And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carols."

And So The Holiday Season Begins.

minks wrote: http://bang.esc.net.au/~mapie/cwsantashelpera.gif

try here
Ah, another candidate. How does this one appeal to you ELF?

MINKS you going to try and sell him her number too?

Very good, Cars :wah:

ELF wrote: I wonder if Betty will save a dance for me........................



Elves Rule, Grinches Drool!




Not if you're wearing bells on your feet mate!! :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Those shiny, reflective kind can help him peek under your skirt, you know. I'm onto his tricks.


Aahhhh thats why some men wear really shiny shoes then???



*note to self - avoid all men with patent leather shoes!*

Betty Boop wrote: Aahhhh thats why some men wear really shiny shoes then???



*note to self - avoid all men with patent leather shoes!*


When I bought myself a pair of red shoes a couple of years ago (thinking they would be magical) my daughter was disgusted. Seems like there's another meaning :-3