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moverguy wrote: To this day I have never been able to understand



why women are so hard to please.
Now that I have been able to contain my utter shock and amazement that you have admitted to not understanding something, I have to respond to this:

FACTS - Darlin, is that nature, all nature - ours too, - is that YOU women cannot exist and function without men, as there are some biological triggers at hormonal protein nuclei levels that control population density, male to female ratios and of course, my personal favorite, the fact that it's that lovely sperm (mammals) donation that PICKS the sex of all offspring - like um - - GIRLS?!?!?!?!?
True women cannot exist without men, however the reverse is also true, so your point, feeble as it is, is moot.

I did read the entire thread, and in doing so have only seen a new dude trying WAY too hard to be "clever" and in fact, just coming off as kind of pompous.

I like men.

They are nice playthings

I would love to be your ball of yarn!!!!


Many have died trying :sneaky:

moverguy wrote: POMPOUS?!?!?!!?



C'mon lady, get over yourself. Seriously, the point is missy, is that exactly, it's coexistence, mutually exclusive and so...



FREAKING RELAX



And as for clever and pompous, you actually got that right! I am totally those things when you ready my own self deprecating and own humor based on my own self awareness to my minor spec of dust in the universe of human existence.



The old bitter lady routine is OLD, I mean seriously now?


Wow, someone has p!ssed in your wheaties recently haven't they? No one can say anything even slightly constructive or even make an observation that you don't like without you getting all stupid and riled?

You're going to have to have thicker skin than that if you want to survive FG.

I eliminated the definition from my quote of your post as a hint to you that I do not need words defined for me. If I've used it, I know what it means, thanks anyway.

:wah: Nothing heavier then a feather pillow would fly your way, Arnold.............

ArnoldLayne wrote: When someone winds BabyR up its like a fox in the chicken house :wah:
Ahhh....carnage...my 2nd favorite pasttime.



Hi Arnold!! :-4

BabyRider wrote: Wow, someone has p!ssed in your wheaties recently haven't they?




:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



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moverguy wrote: **** is not very tasty, but a good pint of vinegar is not bad on an otherwise boring breakfast.



But you are the one who is using piecemealed intellectual conjures to place a spin or an emotion to a WRITTEN WINDOW OF TEXT?!



You might now how to speak, you might utilize a word, but let me tell you big mamma, take a ride on that HAWG and go the bookstore and bag yourself an FAT Dictionary and while your out, smell some flowers, shoot a round of golf, and get a mild buzz on some merlot or take a stiff shot or five of your favorite spirit.



You might actually do that granite cardio-pulmonary device some good.



Wait, can one thaw out rocks?!?!?!?



Smile, and of all my posts, and literary wanderings, yours in the only that is ROILED UP. But you’re amusing when you are agitated.Why so rude??

lady cop wrote: i can't. i toss and turn. any advice on how to sleep??


The best & only real remedy: You need to move to England, but even then you still may not get to catch much sleep, but you won't really care!!!