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acydikeen wrote: Not having them return your love..

Which is worse:
Marmite

Nutella


is that a Brit thing? cuz I don't know what those are.

Wolverine wrote: is that a Brit thing? cuz I don't know what those are.


Waaat you don't get Nutella in the USA?? OMG your not living.

Nutella

Brussel Sprouts or Turnips

capt_buzzard wrote: Going blind, losing a loved one, I hate the Rain. Oh how I hate the Rain here. Cause it never stops.:-1
but that's how everything stays so green. :wah:

acydikeen wrote: What do you mean by "going broke"?

You mean having no money?

I'd rather be in love than have money!


"going" broke actually means loosing all your money.

minks wrote: Waaat you don't get Nutella in the USA?? OMG your not living.

Nutella

Brussel Sprouts or Turnips
we might. I don't recognize the word. what is it?

:-2

Wolverine wrote: we might. I don't recognize the word. what is it?

:-2


Tis Hazlenut and Chocolate spread, a grand supstitute for peanut butter.

mingin eh? What is that, is it like shite??? hehehehehe

Biting into an apple and finding a maggot in it?

Or biting into an apple and finding only half of a maggot left in it................

john8pies wrote: Biting into an apple and finding a maggot in it?

Or biting into an apple and finding only half of a maggot left in it................


Biting and finding a maggot thanks.

Smell of skunk or smell of poop!

minks wrote: Smell of skunk or smell of poop! Smell of Poo...although i can only imagine what skunk smells like!

Stepping on a slug or trying to pull one off your dogs fur ( slug seasons here! )

abbey wrote: Smell of Poo...although i can only imagine what skunk smells like!

Stepping on a slug or trying to pull one off your dogs fur ( slug seasons here! )


Nothing beats the stench of skunk.

Oiy I suspect pulling a slug off anything is foul. Here we get teeeny ones I suspect you get much larger ones, biggest I have seen, a thumb nail size.

Which is worse, paying huge sums of money to prolong your failing pets life, or having it euthinized?

minks wrote: Nothing beats the stench of skunk.

Oiy I suspect pulling a slug off anything is foul. Here we get teeeny ones I suspect you get much larger ones, biggest I have seen, a thumb nail size. We do have big buggers here (slugs that is!) and slimey with it..ugh!

Which is worse, paying huge sums of money to prolong your failing pets life, or having it euthinized?Definately having them euthanised.:-1

Which is worse, finding your guy fancies guys, or fancies your sister?

:-1 Mrs putting her cold feet on me at 4am

abbey wrote: We do have big buggers here (slugs that is!) and slimey with it..ugh!

Definately having them euthanised.:-1

Which is worse, finding your guy fancies guys, or fancies your sister?


Ouch, I would have to say fancying the sis.

Which is worse, a busy crazy mad day where everyone comes at you with work, or a long boring slow day that drags to hades and back?

minks wrote:

Which is worse, a busy crazy mad day where everyone comes at you with work, or a long boring slow day that drags to hades and back?Long, boring, slow day, much rather keep busy.



Which is worse,having a big yellow zit the tip of your nose

OR

An absess on yer bum?

I`ve just heard a dreadful, disgusting , awful one for WOMEN ONLY which I shall only disclose privately to those females who write to me personally agreeing not to complain or prosecute me when I tell them!

abbey wrote: Long, boring, slow day, much rather keep busy.



Which is worse,having a big yellow zit the tip of your nose

OR

An absess on yer bum?


yellow zit on your nose unless you have to sit all day at work.



being stuck in traffic at rush hour

OR

waiting at the doctor's office

Some mates putting ice cubes in my bed:sneaky:

nvalleyvee wrote:

being stuck in traffic at rush hour

OR

waiting at the doctor's office


Waiting at the doctors office! At least in rush hour traffic you can suck sweets and sing along to the radio! I hate waiting at the dr's because everyone stares at you to try to work out whats wrong with you, the magazines are pitiful and at least 3 years out of date and when you finally get to see the doc it's all bad news anyway!!



which is worse...disgusting and very strong perfume that makes you gag.....or BO?

:wah:

In the waiting room (aged 9) for the dentist:-1

flopstock wrote: the perfume

which is worse? brussel sprouts or liver?


Had to agree on the perfume - can't walk down those isles at stores without sneezing.

LIVER - the smell alone is as bad as perfume

wiping your butt and having the paper tear through to your hand

OR

flushing the toilet and it overflows

nvalleyvee wrote:

wiping your butt and having the paper tear through to your hand

OR

flushing the toilet and it overflows
Wow. now that is some mighty sick shite. I would have to go with "busted TP"

Discussing politics OR Route-canal without anestetic??

Wolverine wrote:

Discussing politics OR Route-canal without anestetic??That's a toughy, but i'd go with root canal w/o anaesthetic

(you can always walk away from a discussion)



Which is worse...

Sweltering hot OR f-f-freezing cold

having a wisom tooth extracted.....or having the dentist`s drill slip, and actually drill a hole THROUGH your tooth (ouch!) - a la Marathon Man!

Sister's ex-husband... she'd kill me

which is worse:

catching your parents in bed

OR

being caught in bed by your parents?

Majenta wrote: Sister's ex-husband... she'd kill me



which is worse:



catching your parents in bed

OR

being caught in bed by your parents?Catching your parents..ugh!

What's worse, being made love to by George Bush or Tony Blair..

Guess only ladies can answer that one.

George Bush (shiver)



Acne or Boils

Aren't those about the same thing? Boils I guess, just because acne scars so bad.

Lose an arm or a leg?

February_Stormz wrote: A leg would be my answer. Wouldn't want to have a prosthetic leg or sit in a wheelchair.



Being married to a gynecologist or a politician?politician....would'nt mind being married to a gynocologist

providing he brought his work home!



Blind or deaf?

You're watching too much "Fear Factor" Far. Pig brain for sure, no way I'm eating a cockroach. (Although I drank on on accident once. The blasted insect jumped into my can of beer. Needless to say, I only drink from bottles now.) I ate a grasshopper in the military and here's some advice, pull the legs off first or you'll feel him struggling all the way down to your stomach.

Your mother and father are both hanging off a cliff, you can only pull one up in time:

Mother or father?

Mum, and tell my dad to hold onto her leg,

and i'd pull both of them up.



Find a rat in your loo or a snake?

Slithering snakes are worse

Would you ranther have fleas or ticks on your body?

911 wrote: Slithering snakes are worse

Would you ranther have fleas or ticks on your body?


Ticks, you can burn them off, and spotted fever is better than the Black Plague. (Both of which we have in New Mexico.)

Get in a car wreck, or fall off a cliff?

Ticks would be worse. You can see them digging in and hanging on for all they're worth.



Maggot treatment or intestinal worms?

Definitely the tapeworm! Eat all you want and still get skinnier!

Anyone on the car wreck, cliff question?

Jives wrote: Definitely the tapeworm! Eat all you want and still get skinnier!



Not another post, just........ :wah: :wah: :wah:

Certainly parachute...spines were meant to be compressed, not extended!

Losing your wallet / purse, or losing your keys?:D

Philippines



Spoiled milk or green cheese

February_Stormz wrote: Spoiled milk. I once took a gulp of milk one time only to find it was spoiled and curdled!:(



Getting up every morning at 3:00 a.m. for work (religiously) or getting stuck in backed up traffic on the way home from work?


Morning wake up yeck noooooo I do not do mornings.

Death in a fire

or

Drowning