Story Time in ForumGarden

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:26 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: and he yells at Basco to help SoJo. Why ever would you let her down there with those midgets. Don't you know that at night they turn into cannibals!!!!!!!! Now get moving and help me. I'll hold your ankles and lower you over the side. SoJo you grab Basco's hands and I will..........
*ouch* Far yells....that hurt Basco! Don't cha know yur not to kick a fellar that way! Far backs off to catch his breathe when all of a sudden Lady Cop appears. She bellows......

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:33 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: *ouch* Far yells....that hurt Basco! Don't cha know yur not to kick a fellar that way! Far backs off to catch his breathe when all of a sudden Lady Cop appears. She bellows......

Get out of my way! You are going to let that poor gal down there get hurt with your inane clowning around. I've brought my robe ladder with me. You! Basco! Back up that Jeep and set the Brake. Far! You..............

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:36 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: Get out of my way! You are going to let that poor gal down there get hurt with your inane clowning around. I've brought my robe ladder with me. You! Basco! Back up that Jeep and set the Brake. Far! You..............
get off your butt and climb down that robe! :-3 ahahahahah....Far goes...ain't climbing no robe for nobody! Now, LC is angry, with her hands on her hips she.............

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 5:55 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: get off your butt and climb down that robe! :-3 ahahahahah....Far goes...ain't climbing no robe for nobody! Now, LC is angry, with her hands on her hips she.............

she glares down at FAR, "Don't make me have to tell you a second time!" Basco races over, heart thumping, fear on her face "The Jeep's ready, can I.........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:02 pm

Far Rider wrote: ...climb down instead of Far?..........

a voice is heard from below --- "Throw down the ... ladder! I can climb out myself! What's with you fools up there!" SoJo stamps her foot in frustration. Far, LC and Basco run over to the edge and .....

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:02 pm

Far Rider wrote: ...climb down instead of Far?..........
and she starts laughing hysterically.

Yeah right....she says. Cannibals are down there and you want me in the hole first? All of a sudden we hear a biker coming our way. Low and behold, it's..............

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:05 pm

Lil~Basco wrote: and she starts laughing hysterically.

Yeah right....she says. Cannibals are down there and you want me in the hole first? All of a sudden we hear a biker coming our way. Low and behold, it's..............

Nomad on BR's favorite scooter. "I'm here to help, just tell me what to do......."

Both LC and Basco say .........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:11 pm

Far Rider wrote: Just then Far realizes his beloved Sojo might be in trouble, he peers down the hole, his hand slides to his six shooter, unholsters and slides downw the robe with one hand shooting the hungry midgets one at a time.... as the sun comes down their fangs grow larger, and they develop jumping legs, Far reaches Sojo, she climbs on his back and up the rope they go, Far hands his six shooters over to Sojo, and like Anne Oakley she makes short work of them fanged jumping midgets!....

That's some great shooting there, SoJo *says LC* You can cover my back any time........ SoJo slides off FAR's back and crumples in his arms. Looking up thru misty eyes she says a soft ............

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:29 pm

Far Rider wrote: .... "thank you kind sir"..... to which far replies.....

"You're welcome."

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:42 pm

Suddenly, a giant meteor comes flaming down from the sky! Everyone jumps for cover, but as the meteor cools, Far peeks over the lip of the crater and sees...

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 6:45 pm

Jives wrote: Suddenly, a giant meteor comes flaming down from the sky! Everyone jumps for cover, but as the meteor cools, Far peeks over the lip of the crater and sees...

a bright beam of light shinning down. Twirling round and round and upward two people could be heard screaming......

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:13 pm

JAB wrote: ...that amazingly, nothing has been disturbed. Despite the heat and flames, the meteor appears to have gently settled down in the ground without burning anything around it.

Far scratches his head and says, "This can't be right. From what Jives used to tell me...."
"meteor fall, go BOOM!"

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:16 pm

Wolverine wrote: "meteor fall, go BOOM!"

This cannot have been a meteor. But what else could it have been???? FAR grabs his spy glass and runs over to the........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:22 pm

Far Rider wrote: edge of the crater... there to his shock and amazement... green midgets very similar to the ones Sojo killed, but with bigger fangs and ray guns, are assembling for a mass attack........ Far runs back towards the group when..........

a sticky, tacky net falls over him and he is slammed to the ground. "Help me", FAR calls, "I've fallen and I cannot ...............

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:29 pm

JAB wrote: ".... reach my guns. Now someone, get this dang thing off me before I...."
really get angry.

Just then Farlie's sidekick, Wolverine comes parachuting down.

"You do NOT treat women-folk like that," he yells at the little green Zombie space midgets!

Wolvie lets out a banshee scream as he...

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:30 pm

JAB wrote: ".... reach my guns. Now someone, get this dang thing off me before I...."

really get mad!!!!!!!!!!! ACC runs over to FAR hacking away with his Swiss Machette knife. FAR cautions ACC about cutting too close to the bone with it and soon FAR is free. Basco breaks into song, she is just so happy to see that the men are safely away from the space aliens and runs toward..........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:32 pm

Wolverine wrote: really get angry.

Just then Farlie's sidekick, Wolverine comes parachuting down.

"You do NOT treat women-folk like that," he yells at the little green Zombie space midgets!

Wolvie lets out a banshee scream as he...

fires on the midgets. ACC and FAR back him up. The midgets fall in square puddles of purple poka-dotted pink stuff and their final death yell is.........

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:34 pm

JAB wrote: Brokeback Mountain - Part II??

yuck.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:35 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: fires on the midgets. ACC and FAR back him up. The midgets fall in square puddles of purple poka-dotted pink stuff and their final death yell is.........

more like a whisper.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:39 pm

Wolverine wrote: more like a whisper.

Meanwhile, back on the ridge, the group is waiting to see if any more of the 'green things' will come off the ship. Everyone is hiding behind the one and only large rock on the ridge when...........

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:43 pm

Wolvie, being the hairy drooling Goofball of the Garden, lets out a belch. Thus alerting everyone of his new found fondness of the "Green Newbies."

"Yep. Taste like chicken," he says with a smile.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:45 pm

Wolverine wrote: Wolvie, being the hairy drooling Goofball of the Garden, lets out a belch. Thus alerting everyone of his new found fondness of the "Green Newbies."

"Yep. Taste like chicken," he says with a smile.

"you want some tobasco sauce with em?" SoJo asks. Wolvie's eyes glaze over at the thought and..........

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:50 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: "you want some tobasco sauce with em?" SoJo asks. Wolvie's eyes glaze over at the thought and..........
As he digs in, the group heads out to find a path away from the "Slurping" sounds coming from the crater.

"Hey," Sojo hollers. "Wasn't Chonsi here a minute ago?"

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 7:59 pm

Wolverine wrote: As he digs in, the group heads out to find a path away from the "Slurping" sounds coming from the crater.

"Hey," Sojo hollers. "Wasn't Chonsi here a minute ago?"

there, over there. little bunny foot prints and ...............

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 8:03 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: there, over there. little bunny foot prints and ...............
"oh no," says LC. Chiptbeef is following her. BR grabs her scoot and roars off after Chonsi.

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:37 pm

Wolverine wrote: "oh no," says LC. Chiptbeef is following her. BR grabs her scoot and roars off after Chonsi.

BR nabbs the bunny girl and tosses her safely into her saddle bags as a slithering green eye, venim oozing snake strikes out missing the 2 gals. BR revs her engine, shakes an angry fist at the beast, kicks up the dust and jets off down the goat trail. In her excitement she narrowly misses.......

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:46 am

minks wrote: BR nabbs the bunny girl and tosses her safely into her saddle bags as a slithering green eye, venim oozing snake strikes out missing the 2 gals. BR revs her engine, shakes an angry fist at the beast, kicks up the dust and jets off down the goat trail. In her excitement she narrowly misses.......

Jives as he runs up the trail carrying his home-made rocket launcher. FAR stares in amazement at the creation Jives is carrying and says "Can I...........

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:00 am

Far Rider wrote: shoot that THANG!.............. Jives just gleams with anticipation as he yells "back blast area all clear" Far jumps out of the way as Jives fires his first missle.....SSSSSSSSSSSSSSWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! KABANG!......... as little green midgets fly into the air and rain down. Wolvie is got his mouth open chomping them before they hit the ground.. when all of a sudden........

the sun is cut off when the big, Black Fairy swoops down and settles before Jives and FAR. "What do you think you are doing?!? demands the Black Fairy. Jives and FAR stare open mouthed before he highness and then ............

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:59 am

...Far, since I'm taking care of the ground troops, you have the air! So Far runs over to a nearby Harrier jet, climbs in and takes off. Then he swoops back and...

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:27 am

Jives wrote: ...Far, since I'm taking care of the ground troops, you have the air! So Far runs over to a nearby Harrier jet, climbs in and takes off. Then he swoops back and...

snags the leg of the Black Fairy with his lasso and dumps her on her arse in front of Jives. Jives looks down on the grounded Fairy and says.............

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:55 pm

....Jives suddenly says.."Wait a minute!, I recognize that Black Fairy! That's Raven!" Raven jumps up and replies, "Yes it is me, and now for lassoing me so rudely, I will turn you and Far into little white mice! With a flash and a boom, Far and Jives are changed into mice!

Far squeeked to Jives, "This is a nother fine mess you got me into!" Jives looked around to see if he could get Raven to change them back, but...

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:43 pm

Far Rider wrote: Good lord your just diggin us in deeper! :wah:

Said Far in a high pitched squeaky voice that made Jives snicker nervously. "Pull yourself together man, we need to be of sound mind and body I can't have you falling apart now".....

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:05 pm

minks wrote: Said Far in a high pitched squeaky voice that made Jives snicker nervously. "Pull yourself together man, we need to be of sound mind and body I can't have you falling apart now".....

when we have to ........ OH NO! Run Jives. Run, run as fast as you can. That owl won't catch us if we hide in the ..............

minks · Post by **minks** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 3:54 pm

mrsK wrote: Australian Outback,miles & miles of nothing & plenty of places to hide so they thought......... Little did they know of the dangerous min,min light.
the light that travels at breakneck speed across the plains running east to west in hair thin beams. If this light ray is broken at any time after dark.....................

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:56 pm

...giant werewolves come out and eat the culprit! Far didn't notice the light beams until too late! Suddenly Far and Jives, both mice, were confronted by a slavering werewolf! Thinking quickly, Far....

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:24 pm

Jives wrote: ...giant werewolves come out and eat the culprit! Far didn't notice the light beams until too late! Suddenly Far and Jives, both mice, were confronted by a slavering werewolf! Thinking quickly, Far....

whipped out his ever trusty Kansas pocket knife and ran into the pumpkin patch. He chose the largest pumpkin and began carving out a door and window. Jives immediately knew what FAR was about to do and ran after him with his..........

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 8:33 am

SOJOURNER wrote: whipped out his ever trusty Kansas pocket knife and ran into the pumpkin patch. He chose the largest pumpkin and began carving out a door and window. Jives immediately knew what FAR was about to do and ran after him with his..........

Outback Jack Portable Chainsaw. Jives quickly assembled the equipment and helped speed up their escape. As Far and Jives "carved" their exit, they could smell the rancid stench of the beasts breath grow stronger..... "Faster Man", Jives yells to Far, "that animals breath is going to kill us if we don't get out of here...." As the men made the final cut on the door and entered the pumpkin, the hairy beast took a swipe at the gourd sending it into a violent spin. Both Far and Jives reefed the door shut and hung on to the stringy insides as they spun around and around. ..... "hold on boys, this won't take long" said the voice of............