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chonsigirl wrote: Oh, make sure the white jacket is pressed first....................


we want him to look his best hehehehe

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Oh, such formal attire for state occassions...................:wah:

:wah: :wah: CARS IS DOUBLE BANNED..

[QUOTE]1st officer Carla

Carry out your duties ! [/QUOTE] :-3

whats going on here ?

take 2 steps back and hands on the wall insubordinates

Double trouble............................

Nomad wrote: whats going on here ?

take 2 steps back and hands on the wall insubordinates


you ain't gonna frisk us are ya???

CARLA wrote: :wah: :wah: CARS IS DOUBLE BANNED..



:-3


Outstanding !

You have a future.

Is insubordination how you get on a sub under water?

*putting on diving gear*

minks wrote: you ain't gonna frisk us are ya???




Ill frisk the rest of them



Im petting you :-4





pet pet



pet pet pet pet



pet pet pet pet pet pet pet petpetpetpetpet

Nomad wrote: whats going on here ?

take 2 steps back and hands on the wall insubordinates
Hands on all the insubordinates? Yeah!!

weeder wrote: Hands on all the insubordinates? Yeah!!




Everyone take a lunch break !

:sneaky:

Nomad wrote: Ill frisk the rest of them



Im petting you :-4





pet pet



pet pet pet pet



pet pet pet pet pet pet pet petpetpetpetpet


the DOO the DOO careful watch the DOO!

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Ummm wow gone for the evening and ya'll let the loose cannon take control. sheesh.

Please, Nomad, can I be banned too? I've never been banned from anything... excluded, yes, but not banned. It sounds exciting

...or have I missed the moment, as per usual :-5

Ha-he's alseep at the helm! Maybe we should take it over from him..................:wah:

Now that sounds like a good idea! Did you mention "coup" earlier?

theia wrote: Please, Nomad, can I be banned too? I've never been banned from anything... excluded, yes, but not banned. It sounds exciting



...or have I missed the moment, as per usual :-5




I need some good help Theia, sorry you stay. You can however start banning the others as you see fit. Would you like that ? Ban em baby ! You dont like the way they look at you ? Banned !

Your new title is Chief Operating Officer Theia. Head of Corporal Punishment Division.

You will be on a short leash for awhile but I want you to go out there and wreak havoc.....lets see how you do.

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-he's alseep at the helm! Maybe we should take it over from him..................:wah:


Are you testing me bunny ? :rolleyes:

Hey, power, at last (but COOT?)..right, where do I start? I wouldn't mind banning Abbey and Pina so that I can get to the top of the arcade scoreboard. But is that fair, Nomad? Or does fairness not come into it? I'm not bothered either way...power has gone to my head...no longer the quiet one, oh no...

am I on probation? Do I have to prove myself? Can I ban anyone with a name longer than 5 letters? Yes?

theia wrote: Hey, power, at last (but COOT?)..right, where do I start? I wouldn't mind banning Abbey and Pina so that I can get to the top of the arcade scoreboard. But is that fair, Nomad? Or does fairness not come into it? I'm not bothered either way...power has gone to my head...no longer the quiet one, oh no...



am I on probation? Do I have to prove myself? Can I ban anyone with a name longer than 5 letters? Yes?


I can clearly see youre out of your element, but you have the right idea. You need to work yourself into a frenzy ! Frothing and foaming at the mouth not unlike a rabid dog is always helpful in getting yourself into the right frame of mind.

Yes let the power run amuk.

You are on probation but a double Abbey/Pina banning is the kind of thing were looking for here. The banning itself is only the foundation. High points for style and creativity.

er, Nomad, can i come back later and pee myself with fear? :yh_rotfl :yh_pumpkn :yh_cry

lady cop wrote: er, Nomad, can i come back later and pee myself with fear? :yh_rotfl :yh_pumpkn :yh_cry




Many a truth is told in jest.

Theia ? Are you getting this ?

CARLA wrote: CARS IS DOUBLE BANNED..

:-3


Oh Oh wait a minute there enslaved one, I already Banned myself, so I can't be Banned again!!! :wah:

(Getting "strappy White jacket" (for which I can't get it to work to get the pic to show up on here) for you to!!!) :rolleyes:

Nomad wrote: Are you testing me bunny ? :rolleyes:
Ha-ha, a multiple choice quiz.........................:wah:

Nah, it''s Saturday!

minks wrote: the DOO the DOO careful watch the DOO!


How ever do you get those attached images to post? I tried several times to post the a pic of the strappy White Jacket, but each time was unsuccessful )

Save it to desktop, then hit the paperclip to attach it..............

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Nomad wrote: I can clearly see youre out of your element, but you have the right idea. You need to work yourself into a frenzy ! Frothing and foaming at the mouth not unlike a rabid dog is always helpful in getting yourself into the right frame of mind.

Yes let the power run amuk.

You are on probation but a double Abbey/Pina banning is the kind of thing were looking for here. The banning itself is only the foundation. High points for style and creativity.


Oh dear, I've never had style and I'm not creative...can't I just ban indiscriminately? Or what about the anagram of "abbey and pina" which is "ban beady pain" Surely FG can't be doing with beady pain? Good enough?

theia wrote: Oh dear, I've never had style and I'm not creative...can't I just ban indiscriminately? Or what about the anagram of "abbey and pina" which is "ban beady pain" Surely FG can't be doing with beady pain? Good enough?




Very well we can work on your presentation later...now go out there and bring me some heads !

Nomad wrote: Very well we can work on your presentation later...now go out there and bring me some heads !


I'm scared:yh_nailbi

Start with someone easy. Ladycop for example. Just grab her by the scruff of the neck and drag her in. Oh she'll kick and scream but she'll be crying and begging for mercy...thats when you know you have her, she's weak, fragile and vulnerable. Then go for the kill. Go on now, run along little camper and ban her.

chonsigirl wrote: Save it to desktop, then hit the paperclip to attach it..............


Thanks chonsi, I'll have to try that, ifin I get it to work, you'll be able know by the pics I get to post.

Nomad wrote: Start with someone easy. Ladycop for example. Just grab her by the scruff of the neck and drag her in. Oh she'll kick and scream but she'll be crying and begging for mercy...thats when you know you have her, she's weak, fragile and vulnerable. Then go for the kill. Go on now, run along little camper and ban her.no no, YOU try it. :yh_chickn :yh_chickn :yh_chickn

I really need to preserve my instincts for substantial challenges.

Nomad 27

LC -13

oh how quickly EWE forget!! LC 19, Nomad 4. :p

Hmm, the reign of Nomad begins.................................

*singing in the rain*

SnoozeControl wrote: My raisin-sized boogers that shoot out my nose and cause whiplash are more sane than you.:rolleyes:
That, dear woman, is truly wrong.

Where the hell is my deputy ! THEIA !

Roll some heads baby !

Just like a man, make all the women do your work :wah:

Nomad wrote: Where the hell is my deputy ! THEIA !

Roll some heads baby !


But, Nomad, how??? They're all fighting back and they won't take any notice of me. Can I take charge of the paperwork or something? Or, at least hide, sorry, stand behind you whilst you show me what to do?

theia wrote: But, Nomad, how??? They're all fighting back and they won't take any notice of me. Can I take charge of the paperwork or something? Or, at least hide, sorry, stand behind you whilst you show me what to do?


Oh honey, you might not be cut out for the front lines. *sigh*

Ill find something to keep you busy, no worries, perhaps Ill place you in the "collected heads bin" You can keep inventory. :p

Theia, Let me help you out sweetie "First Officer Carla" reporting for duty..!!



LC, BANNED, BANNED AND BANNED FOR INSULTING NOMAD WOLVERINE & CLIPPER BANNED FOR SIDING WITH LC..!! THAT WILL TEACH THEM..

Clipper wrote: Hey LC.....just use the tie-wrap cuffs on the fellar.....fer starters.....heh,heh,heh..............i'm too old-fashioned i guess Clipper! he deserves cuffing and stuffing!

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Carla is next!!

oops! i did kinda sorta forget ...nasty bump there Nomad, sorry. *snicker*

CARLA wrote: Theia, Let me help you out sweetie "First Officer Carla" reporting for duty..!!





LC, BANNED, BANNED AND BANNED FOR INSULTING NOMAD WOLVERINE & CLIPPER BANNED FOR SIDING WITH LC..!! THAT WILL TEACH THEM..




STELLAR ! OUTSTANDING WORK ! KEEP IT UP MUKA MUKA POO...I SEE A PROMOTION IN YOUR FUTURE

NOW GO GET ANASASASSAFRASSY ! :sneaky:

well he was so busy sobbing and weeping and sniveling about the cuffs being too tight, i was distracted. at least when i sprayed him i didn't get him in the eyeballs, just a bit lower i'm afraid.

*holding cam corder to sell video to Funniest Police Videos*

Turn this way now, Nomad.......................