Ask Floopy anything about SEX....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:53 pm

Do you ever get a "buzz" leaning against the arcade games ?

Is that why your in there so much ?:D

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 7:58 pm

flopstock wrote: Yes
i haven't figured out how to type with my toes yet.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:04 pm

flopstock wrote: one fingertip is all it should take... if you know what you're doing, that is..:p
are you talking about typing or what???

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:46 pm

i, uhmm.... have.... no... idea.... how.... to ... answer that.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 8:51 pm

Wolverine wrote: i, uhmm.... have.... no... idea.... how.... to ... answer that.

omg Wolfie has been rendered speechless :wah:

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:06 pm

is flirting online cheating?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:14 pm

Wolverine wrote: is flirting online cheating?Floop, may i butt in again?? we had a thread about that once, i wish i could recall the title. yes it is was the concensus.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:16 pm

oh. well. you are ALL crazy!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:16 pm

lady cop wrote: ... may i butt in .
i lurve yo arse.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:18 pm

lady cop wrote: Floop, may i butt in again?? we had a thread about that once, i wish i could recall the title. yes it is was the concensus.

Is this it?

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... t=cheating

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:19 pm

Wolverine wrote: i lurve yo arse.thanks. that's always nice to hear from a fellow LE

especially when my gunbelt hangs down to my arse half the time! LOL

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 9:20 pm

valerie wrote: Is this it?

you're"]http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... tingyou're good Valerie!! that's it!!

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:33 am

Hey there Floppy.....

Foreplay...

How important do you think it is in a relationship?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 1:43 pm

Why do men have nipples?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:24 pm

flopstock wrote: to play with..:sneaky:

seriously, have you tried it?

for all the female complaints that men only focus on two areas when having sex, females are just as guilty and so miss a lot of great opportunities when it comes to the male body..

not that what we do focus on is anything to sneeze at..

Isn't what's good for the goose, good for the gander?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:25 pm

flopstock wrote: to play with..:sneaky:

seriously, have you tried it?

for all the female complaints that men only focus on two areas when having sex, females are just as guilty and so miss a lot of great opportunities when it comes to the male body..

not that what we do focus on is anything to sneeze at..

What if he's dipped it in pepper?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 2:45 pm

Have you ever been charged with Receiving Swollen Goods?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:30 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: When I was quite young, my mom took in a woman that was separating from her weird husband, but come to find out, the woman wasn't all that "normal" either. She used to get lunch meat and put little pieces between her toes so her dog would lick her feet.

That's all. I just felt like bumping this thread.

Thats you in that story isn't it? You just made up that other woman!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:35 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: You've sussed me out!

:wah: Thought so, although this would be better placed in the fettish thread!;)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:35 pm

Would you expect a man in his mid-forties to still be delivering the groceries at 138 beats per minute. I'm asking for a friend.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:38 pm

Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Thought so, although this would be better placed in the fettish thread!;)

Or the Cheese thread

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:42 pm

Uncle Kram wrote: Or the Cheese thread

Good point!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:55 pm

Far Rider wrote: Theres a cheese thread?:-2yep..............Cheese ( 1 2 3 ... Last Page)

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:20 pm

Wow was this thread buried.........:wah:

Ok Floppy.....Question:

You're attending a biker wedding party and gonna meet some brothers there, what would be your ideal biker dude?

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:59 pm

To participate in all the fun & frolicing at a biker wedding, what would be the best attire to wear -- or not wear............

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:03 am

What youve chosen in the picture above.... looks good to me:)

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:42 am

weeder wrote: What youve chosen in the picture above.... looks good to me:)

Well I hope it's an evening wedding then............I sunburn very easily......

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:22 pm

Would you please describe your version of stellar cunningilus ?

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:28 pm

Exactly how long DO batteries last in a vibrator? :-3