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Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:39 am**

Sheryl wrote: wow it's getting kinky over here....I'm going somewhere now, not sure, but somewhere with no forks.

...or bears, salmon, shrimp, cats and butter!:D

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:48 am**

Forget it sunny....shes busy pulsating and cant be bothered with fun.

Shes a fun sucker upper.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:50 am**

Nomad wrote: Forget it sunny....shes busy pulsating and cant be bothered with fun.

Shes a fun sucker upper.

Are you refering to the "toy" she mentioned earlier??:sneaky:

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:59 am**

Nomad wrote: Forget it sunny....shes busy pulsating and cant be bothered with fun.

Shes a fun sucker upper.

You talk'n bout me??? :yh_wait

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:00 am**

Sheryl wrote: You talk'n bout me??? :yh_wait

--->Snooze Alarm<---

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:02 am**

ok I took that

1. as meaning your talking bout Snooze

or

2. Your saying I'm boring.

Which is it.........

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:04 am**

Sheryl wrote: ok I took that

1. as meaning your talking bout Snooze

or

2. Your saying I'm boring.

Which is it.........

I dont know but I just found out that lightning is made out of corn !!!

I wonder if everyone knows about this.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:09 pm**

No Snooze your NEVER boring. :wah:

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:36 pm**

Bez wrote: We call them 'flushes' over here...honest !!

What are the symptoms of menopause?

Physical symptoms include:

Hot flushes

Night sweats

Palpitations

Insomnia

Joint aches

HeadachesSorry snoozy to print the list.....I never suffered form any so you could be lucky too.

Oh No!!!! - I'm menopausal

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:44 pm**

Hot flashes or even Hot flushes have long been a problem over here in the Para-Military wing of The Womens Institute :yh_giggle

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:36 pm**

I've ALWAYS thought you're hot Snooze

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:21 pm**

I don't know anything about "bear" or swimming up stream to spawn at this juncture is a little too late........I know nothing about "Bear" but she is bound to meet up with a steed in the night, his name "Charley Horse"a spirited horse at that.......:sneaky: -he is bound to make her writhe in spasmodic

shall I say delight? :-3 -NOT!

(calcium is suppose to be good for this) I'm well into the journey now.....On the bright side no more monthly friend).....but I guess you still get sympathy PMS Pains.....Oh yeah oscillating fans are good too.

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:43 pm**

Snooze, Listen up sweetie you will sweat it just takes time to bring your core to a boil... What your experiencing now is just the start of things to come..!! So buckle up its a bumpy ride. I started at the age of 51 and finally at 58 it stopped and not a minute to soon, I was to the point of exhaustion..:wah: Oh the joys of womenhood .... Kinda like an outer body experience 8 or 10 times a day..

I'm here for you if you need support..!!

Posted: **Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:57 pm**

CARLA wrote: Snooze, Listen up sweetie you will sweat it just takes time to bring your core to a boil... What your experiencing now is just the start of things to come..!! So buckle up its a bumpy ride. I started at the age of 51 and finally at 58 it stopped and not a minute to soon, I was to the point of exhaustion.. Oh the joys of womenhood .... Kinda like an outer body experience 8 or 10 times a day..

I'm here for you if you need support..!!

58 NOOOOO!

I thought things were getting a little better.

And those little horrid black hairs you see every now and then...................(or everybody else sees before you do 'cos your eye's are getting incredibly bad.) Make it stop Carla........:-2 -Hell-p!

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:39 am**

Still being a man isnt much easier.

There are lots of reasons for my claim.

Lots of them.

Really.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 7:58 am**

I tried a hot flash once. Can't say I recommend it. The community service wasn't so bad, but parole sucks.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:00 am**

Nomad wrote: Still being a man isnt much easier.

There are lots of reasons for my claim.

Lots of them.

Really.

Really?

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:04 am**

Oh yes.

You'll just never be able to comprehend the enormous insurmountable challenge it is to be male. Its truly beyond the scope of comprehension for the female variety to digest. Best leave the burden to us.

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:48 am**

Nomad wrote: Oh yes.

You'll just never be able to comprehend the enormous insurmountable challenge it is to be male. Its truly beyond the scope of comprehension for the female variety to digest. Best leave the burden to us.

I heard some of them as a young teen:-2 -Blue Balls

or was that all a hoax?

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 10:50 am**

Oh do tells us "MAN OF WONDER" what could be worse then having your entire body sabotage every day, many times a day for years???? Then when its done doing that you are so exhausted you could kill..~!! :sneaky:

Originally Posted by Nomad

Oh yes.

You'll just never be able to comprehend the enormous insurmountable challenge it is to be male. Its truly beyond the scope of comprehension for the female variety to digest. Best leave the burden to us. :-3

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:48 am**

Oh do tells us "MAN OF WONDER" what could be worse then having your entire body sabotage every day, many times a day for years???? Then when its done doing that you are so exhausted you could kill..~!!

Living in the same house with you ???:)

*DUCK*

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:59 am**

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Saw this coming, thems fightin work Mister..!! :rolleyes:

[QUOTE]Living in the same house with you ??? [/QUOTE]

Posted: **Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:03 pm**

CARLA wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Saw this coming, thems fightin work Mister..!! :rolleyes:

I give you win.

*self preservation and all that* :p