---Rider people

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:04 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *Nomad starts taking out stack of photos from sirt pocket*

Oh, I hope my heart can take it..................

*bronze god my foot, more like a rusty pipe sticking up in the yard!*

*ducking a swipe from Amie reaching for the popcorn*

*ties chonsigirls wrists to the arms of her chair*

*admires handiwork*

*brushes hands off and goes to make more popcorn*

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:07 pm

Now, where were we. Oh! THAT'S RIGHT! Nomad was about to show us naked pictures of FarRider...

*feeds popcorn to chonsigirl*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:08 pm

:-2 Oh, that sneaky Aimie.

At least I can still see the pics, where are they?

*psst, Nomad, let me out*

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:11 pm

JAB wrote: Um Nomad dear, why are you saving naked pictures of Far? Is there something you should be telling us? :yh_wait

:yh_wave *whispers* don't embarrass him until AFTER we've seen the pictures! *giggles*

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:13 pm

Far Rider wrote: Well anyways........

... so there I was when I heard the swooping of his wings... then the whistle of the air over his wings as he dove like well, like, like, an eagle heck but a giant one not yer run of the mill eagle with a 6 foot wingspan.. no this giant dude had a 25 foot wingspan!...

could you perhaps tell the rest of this story in metric. *squinting at you*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:14 pm

He uses English measurements........................:wah:

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:15 pm

chonsigirl wrote: :-2 Oh, that sneaky Aimie.

At least I can still see the pics, where are they?

*psst, Nomad, let me out*

*gags chonsigirl*

hmmm that's an oddly arousing look on you :wah:

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:16 pm

Far Rider wrote: sure i'll translate... REALLY BIG FREAKIN EAGLE!

ok I'm with you. Continue.....

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:17 pm

JAB wrote: *JAB comes back from the Pub and hands Chonsi a Diet Coke and Amie her favorite drink*

Here ladies, looks like this will take awhile!

Thanks, this popcorn was making me thirsty! Want some? don't share it with the captive though or ..... something bad I've yet to think of. *squinting at you too*

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:17 pm

Amie wrote: *throws popcorn at Nomad* OI! You!! *throws a handful of popcorn* Pics you say?! :yh_eyebro

Ouch ! Got any caramel poopy corn ?

Yea pics...and theyre in safekeeping until far guy gets out of hand. Lets just say he has a ummmm "special feeling" for Bambi :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:18 pm

:-2 Bambi...............................

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:20 pm

chonsigirl wrote: :-2 Bambi...............................

mmm hmmm thats right

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:21 pm

*growing faint*

Now everyone knows!

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Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:21 pm

Nomad wrote: Ouch ! Got any caramel poopy corn ?

Yea pics...and theyre in safekeeping until far guy gets out of hand. Lets just say he has a ummmm "special feeling" for Bambi :wah:

oh...

my....

goodness....

:eek: I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:22 pm

*keep Far blabbing, he has 5 more to his 11,000*

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:23 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *keep Far blabbing, he has 5 more to his 11,000*

At this point, I'm not sure how we'd stop him blabbing. :wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:27 pm

:wah:

ok bubs yer off the hook for now

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:28 pm

Far Rider wrote: anyway so there i was flying in the talons of a great big freakin eagle and heading towards a thousand mile boiling lake of water....

and...

and...

hey did I ever tell ya about the time in argentina when I was attacked by two lithuanian terrorists... they were mean lookin all hairy with a monobrow... mean lookin dudes...

no? you dont want to hear that one? huh, well ok but thats one of my better stories...

so as the eagle approached I tried to think of something to do... so I reached up and grabbed him by the............... wait for it..............

achillies heal... and tickled him till he dropped me.... but by then I was well over the thousand mile wide boiling lake of water... so I just fell and died.

*wipes a solitary tear away*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:32 pm

*sniff*

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:32 pm

Far Rider wrote: awwwwww dont cry, Im a god remember we're imortal!
Yeah, like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd........................

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:35 pm

:wah:

*giving Far a big bunny kiss *

Night all, I can't wait to hear some more immortal mortal stories..................

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:35 pm

chonsigirl wrote: *sniff*

:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Amie · Post by **Amie** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:39 pm

Oh.... if i ever get the urge to ask a newbish question again. Someone remind me of this thread.... :wah::wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:27 am

Well Far, I'm heartbroken you always led me to believe I was the one :-1

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:32 am

Just got to work ....read this thread...(sshhh don't tell anyone here)....you've brightened my Monday guys......so funny ! :-6 thanks..xxx