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chonsigirl wrote: *Nomad starts taking out stack of photos from sirt pocket*

Oh, I hope my heart can take it..................

*bronze god my foot, more like a rusty pipe sticking up in the yard!*



*ducking a swipe from Amie reaching for the popcorn*


*ties chonsigirls wrists to the arms of her chair*

*admires handiwork*

*brushes hands off and goes to make more popcorn*

Now, where were we. Oh! THAT'S RIGHT! Nomad was about to show us naked pictures of FarRider...

*feeds popcorn to chonsigirl*

:-2 Oh, that sneaky Aimie.

At least I can still see the pics, where are they?

*psst, Nomad, let me out*

JAB wrote: Um Nomad dear, why are you saving naked pictures of Far? Is there something you should be telling us? :yh_wait


:yh_wave *whispers* don't embarrass him until AFTER we've seen the pictures! *giggles*

Far Rider wrote: Well anyways........

... so there I was when I heard the swooping of his wings... then the whistle of the air over his wings as he dove like well, like, like, an eagle heck but a giant one not yer run of the mill eagle with a 6 foot wingspan.. no this giant dude had a 25 foot wingspan!...




could you perhaps tell the rest of this story in metric. *squinting at you*

He uses English measurements........................:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: :-2 Oh, that sneaky Aimie.

At least I can still see the pics, where are they?

*psst, Nomad, let me out*


*gags chonsigirl*



hmmm that's an oddly arousing look on you :wah:

Far Rider wrote: sure i'll translate... REALLY BIG FREAKIN EAGLE!


ok I'm with you. Continue.....

JAB wrote: *JAB comes back from the Pub and hands Chonsi a Diet Coke and Amie her favorite drink*

Here ladies, looks like this will take awhile!


Thanks, this popcorn was making me thirsty! Want some? don't share it with the captive though or ..... something bad I've yet to think of. *squinting at you too*

Amie wrote: *throws popcorn at Nomad* OI! You!! *throws a handful of popcorn* Pics you say?! :yh_eyebro




Ouch ! Got any caramel poopy corn ?

Yea pics...and theyre in safekeeping until far guy gets out of hand. Lets just say he has a ummmm "special feeling" for Bambi :wah:

:-2 Bambi...............................

chonsigirl wrote: :-2 Bambi...............................




mmm hmmm thats right

*growing faint*

Now everyone knows!

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Nomad wrote: Ouch ! Got any caramel poopy corn ?

Yea pics...and theyre in safekeeping until far guy gets out of hand. Lets just say he has a ummmm "special feeling" for Bambi :wah:


oh...

my....



goodness....



:eek: I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. :wah:

*keep Far blabbing, he has 5 more to his 11,000*

chonsigirl wrote: *keep Far blabbing, he has 5 more to his 11,000*


At this point, I'm not sure how we'd stop him blabbing. :wah:

:wah:

ok bubs yer off the hook for now

Far Rider wrote: anyway so there i was flying in the talons of a great big freakin eagle and heading towards a thousand mile boiling lake of water....

and...

and...



hey did I ever tell ya about the time in argentina when I was attacked by two lithuanian terrorists... they were mean lookin all hairy with a monobrow... mean lookin dudes...

no? you dont want to hear that one? huh, well ok but thats one of my better stories...

so as the eagle approached I tried to think of something to do... so I reached up and grabbed him by the............... wait for it..............















achillies heal... and tickled him till he dropped me.... but by then I was well over the thousand mile wide boiling lake of water... so I just fell and died.


*wipes a solitary tear away*

*sniff*

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Far Rider wrote: awwwwww dont cry, Im a god remember we're imortal!
Yeah, like Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd........................

:wah:

*giving Far a big bunny kiss *

Night all, I can't wait to hear some more immortal mortal stories..................

chonsigirl wrote: *sniff*


:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Oh.... if i ever get the urge to ask a newbish question again. Someone remind me of this thread.... :wah::wah:

Well Far, I'm heartbroken you always led me to believe I was the one :-1

Just got to work ....read this thread...(sshhh don't tell anyone here)....you've brightened my Monday guys......so funny ! :-6 thanks..xxx