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lady cop wrote: i should get over to the beach, it's been 90 degrees here:-6 ...and we haven't had rain for 41 days.


90 degrees...it doesn't even got that hot here in the height of summer.... still freezing here...springs late.



They had to abandon a football match because there was blizzard.

Bez wrote: Winkle picker shoes with 4" heels in the 60s ruined my feet....I can hear my Mum now..."you'll ruin your feet wearing those shoes"....of course she was right !!
Do you have a problem with illegal aliens over there, Bez? Over here, farmers say we'd never be able to afford winkles if it weren't for migrant workers keeping costs down.

Life is good!:)

Yo Yo wrote: Life is good!:)




Hey man ! Your the newbie so you only get a warning but that was way way off topic, we like to run a tight ship here matey.

Argh! [smilie=8,38,12]

Nomad wrote: Hey man ! Your the newbie so you only get a warning but that was way way off topic, we like to run a tight ship here matey.
Don't wind my string up too tight, now....................

Accountable wrote: Argh! [smilie=8,38,12]


now how do we even know that pirates even said the word arghhh?

heres a pirate l wouldnt mind walking the plank with... grrr he can shiver my timbers....

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venus wrote: now how do we even know that pirates even said the word arghhh?



heres a pirate l wouldnt mind walking the plank with... grrr he can shiver my timbers....




Your timbers need shivering ? What in the hell does that mean pluto ? :wah: :p

Yo Yo wrote: Don't wind my string up too tight, now....................:)Only to B-sharp, like the rest of us.. :rolleyes:



Where's my tuning fork?

Nomad wrote: Your timbers need shivering ? What in the hell does that mean pluto ? :wah: :p


when your all grown up nomey , one day l may tell you...

:rolleyes:

venus wrote: when your all grown up nomey , one day l may tell you...



:rolleyes:


well ok

JAB wrote: That might be awhile...


uhhuh..

loves ya nomey :p

venus wrote: uhhuh..



:D loves ya nomey :p




yea :-4

Nomad wrote: yea :-4


well someone has too!!:wah:

Have fun MrsK!:-6

Going off topic, spiralling blondely or otherwise behaving in a random manner - is something I for one, absolutely never, ever do. Not only is it unethical, and unladylike, and against my religion, but it's politically incorrect, fattening, morally reprehensible and just durn infuriating. Here in Australia, such behaviour is considered worse than bludging (not pulling one's weight) or wanking (you can go blind from that) and is known as kangaroo-hopping from paddock to paddock.

AussiePam wrote: Going off topic, spiralling blondely or otherwise behaving in a random manner - is something I for one, absolutely never, ever do. Not only is it unethical, and unladylike, and against my religion, but it's politically incorrect, fattening, morally reprehensible and just durn infuriating. Here in Australia, such behaviour is considered worse than bludging (not pulling one's weight) or wanking (you can go blind from that) and is known as kangaroo-hopping from paddock to paddock.








......I've had 2 glassses of red wine...I'll laugh at anything, but that is SOOO funny...

Bez wrote: ......I've had 2 glassses of red wine...I'll laugh at anything, but that is SOOO funny...






Easy there girl, it's only 2.30pm!

Although I have to say I'm still a bit drunk from last night and this morning, daren't go anywhere in the car today!

Betty Boop wrote: Easy there girl, it's only 2.30pm!

Although I have to say I'm still a bit drunk from last night and this morning, daren't go anywhere in the car today!


It's 3 glasses now Betty...Sunday is 'me' day so after washing, cleaning windows, sorting wardrobes etc etc , I reckon a few glasses of wine are my reward. I was going to cut the grass, but I've decided it would be against 'Health and Safety regulations' .... inebriated in charge of an electric mower....not a good idea....I was also going for a bike ride but 'unwise' springs to mind.

Sounds like you had a good time last night..did you go out somewhere ? or are you a 'closet' drinker like me ??

Bez wrote: It's 3 glasses now Betty...Sunday is 'me' day so after washing, cleaning windows, sorting wardrobes etc etc , I reckon a few glasses of wine are my reward. I was going to cut the grass, but I've decided it would be against 'Health and Safety regulations' .... inebriated in charge of an electric mower....not a good idea....I was also going for a bike ride but 'unwise' springs to mind.

Sounds like you had a good time last night..did you go out somewhere ? or are you a 'closet' drinker like me ??


No, i went clubbing until 4am, it's my friends last weekend in Cornwall, she's moving back to her home town in Yorkshire. :-1

Betty Boop wrote: No, i went clubbing until 4am, it's my friends last weekend in Cornwall, she's moving back to her home town in Yorkshire. :-1




Hey...clubbing ...there's a gal...but 4am...geesh !!!! I'd be

Bez wrote: Hey...clubbing ...there's a gal...but 4am...geesh !!!! I'd be




hehehe it's worth it once in a while! Boy do my feet and legs hurt though, spent both Friday and Saturday night on the dance floor!

SnoozeControl wrote: Dawson City, Yukon Territory -- A toe is staring back at me from the bottom of my glass at the Sourdough Saloon, magnified by a good measure of high-octane alcohol.



I take a deep breath and drink quickly, making certain the pickled human digit touches my lips, however briefly, to qualify for membership in the Sourtoe Cocktail Club.



The tradition started years ago as a rite to initiate someone who became a "Sourdough," a true northerner who has survived at least one brutal Yukon winter. "We've gone through quite a few toes over the years," said Downtown Hotel bar manager Matt van Norstrand. "Some are swallowed, one was chewed up and several were hijacked by military cadets from Ontario."



Luckily, there is no shortage of careless lawnmower operators across North America willing to donate. "We keep an extra one in the freezer," van Norstrand added, "for just such emergencies."



http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c ... I3UND1.DTL




Can you amp up your posts a little. This is so trite and fluffy. :rolleyes:

Well ok then !