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pam if coffee ever becomes more important to me than a fine whiskey it'll be time to emigrate

*throwing things into suitcase*

Boy, I'm in a hurry to go Vegas-ing!

I reckon this thread is more random than the Random Thread..

Coffee v Whisky...

No contest!! Mind you a drop of Laphroaig can be acceptable (if drunk beside a peat fire on a moor in the company of a bagpipe playing handsome Scotsman in kilt, sporran and haggis --- oh man, I shouldn't have thunk that thought... I've gone all weak at the knees.. and faint)

..... um.... pam fans herself .. her cheeks aglow... um.. but KWAWFEE !!!

Job application criteria would state for whisky (and the above Scotsman) - highly desirable. For coffee - essential !!!

Friday morning - and I gotta work. Catch yall later, the noo..

pam exits to the skyirl o the pipes

Missing members? Maybe they've all gone here: http://madchatters.com/index.php

Clancy wrote:



You have the plague ? Sorry man thats rough, I had it last month. Last week I had elbow AND knee detrimental deep tissue trauma. Im still suffering and I think its spreading to my shoulder, neck, triceps and thighs. It aint easy being a man. I feel your pain bro, but this isnt the right place to scream, women dont understand real pain.

Clancy wrote: Finally. A sympathetic echo :yh_flag :yh_worshp :yh_peace



Only men go through this hell and torment.




No chit man ! If it aint one thing its another. Fact is I feel brain contusions developing right now.

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god, I wonder why I wasn't invited.:-2
Don't take it personal, Snooze. I wasn't on the list either....:-3

Clancy wrote: BR : Too tall ....and, swears a bit
Oh, for f**ks sake, I do not goddam swear all that f**king much. Holy sh!t, you'd thing I was some f**king sailor...





Oh...yeah....I see your point now, Clancy.... :yh_rotfl

SnoozeControl wrote: A new, BETTER forum is a great idea. I've been thinking for a while now that this one is too small, too cramped, too limited. I mean, shouldn't we have an area for word games? Jokes? Religion? Jeez, admin's really sort of slacking off in here, aren't they?






HEY ! LADY....get your elbow outta my face will ya ?

Nomad wrote: HEY ! LADY....get your elbow outta my face will ya ?


HEY!!


Who just pinched my ass???

BabyRider wrote: HEY!!




Who just pinched my ass???


:-4

ArnoldLayne wrote: That might have been me




I pinched your ass ? Uhh I guess the queens b day got me all lathered up.....so sorry

I was actually trying to untie her thong

Nomad wrote: I pinched your ass ? Uhh I guess the queens b day got me all lathered up.....so sorry

I was actually trying to untie her thong
Not possible, Nomad. I'm going commando today. :yh_devil

BabyRider wrote: Not possible, Nomad. I'm going commando today. :yh_devil




Hey weird ! Me too :sneaky:

NOW THAT IS GONNA BE SOME COMBAT!!!!! Nomad v BR !!!!!! And no holds barred.... elbows in faces, ass pinching, kicks to the accoutrements, hair pulling, biting, scratching, and assorted bike chains, karate cuts and thaiboxing punches... Then - when Nomad is grovelling in the mud, the blood and the beer, decoratively gasping - we could chuck him into the volcano.

AussiePam wrote: NOW THAT IS GONNA BE SOME COMBAT!!!!! Nomad v BR !!!!!! And no holds barred.... elbows in faces, ass pinching, kicks to the accoutrements, hair pulling, biting, scratching, and assorted bike chains, karate cuts and thaiboxing punches... Then - when Nomad is grovelling in the mud, the blood and the beer, decoratively gasping - we could chuck him into the volcano.
You want I should bring him hog-tied, dangling from ropes around his wrists and ankles from a long tree limb?

Poor Madno!! Iheard it really hurts to get hit in the "acoutrement"!

Hee hee Valerie... And by the way, I'll never again gaze into a toilet bowl without thinking of your little fly...

BR - yes, I think that'll do nicely!!!

Clancy wrote:


Clancy you passed on the bed bath ...why

A wrassling match!:eek:

Oh a wrestling match, that sounds exciting. Can I be the referee please, I'll call it straight down the middle, fair and square!!

*getting out the number cards*

I can always waltz around the ring like the pretty girls..................

Ooh now all we need are an audience, which shouldn't be too hard, and then an annoucer to call our brave warriors to the ring hehehe. :wah:

Hmm, someone with a loud voice.......................

Hmmmmm, any suggestions?? :sneaky:

:wah: My students would vote me in!

:wah: Hehehe you a loudmouth, get out of here, hahaha I'm not believing that for one second!!! :p

:wah: Teachers are always too loud for youngsters! Especially when we say those bad words, like "test" or "homework."

Aggghhh oh on second thought, those words are still painful to hear even after finishing school years ago. Don't forget that other nasty word known as 'detention.' Not that I ever heard it myself of course!!

:wah: An unknown word in your vocabulary, huh?

Lunch detention-the hated word here. Get out the bucket and fill it with water, time to wash the boards!

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: An unknown word in your vocabulary, huh?



Lunch detention-the hated word here. Get out the bucket and fill it with water, time to wash the boards!


Well I don't think we ever had lunch detention, it was always after school usually doing the homework that you failed to do, hence the reason for a detention. And you couldn't leave until either you finished or the teacher decided to let u go. One of my friends got stuck in detention for about an hour and a half, and believe you me, he made sure that he was never back there again hahaha.

Ha-I won't stay after school that long. I found if they had to eat in my room, and not see their friends at lunch, that was pretty bad.

Oh yep all my friends would usually get really angry if they got detention, and although most of them would then behave themselves, virtually all of them would there after hate the teacher, and try to do anything to annoy them back. Oh how I'm glad that I've finished school!! :wah: