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When I was younger, I wanted to grow up and look exactly like Jamie Gertz from The Lost Boys... apparantly, that wasn't in the cards for me...

:yh_hugs to all the people who aren't afraid of me on here...

mominiowa wrote: I would do my oncologists nurse if I was allowed ...(yes -he is a male and HE has seen me NAKED!--OK but just at the hospital:rolleyes: ) --I just never asked him to get naked:wah: ...LOL
Hmmm ....



Next time he tells you to disrobe, say "You first."



The old "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" works sometimes.



The straightforward approach: Y'know, you've seen me naked and I think it's time you returned the favor.



Or slightly more subtle: Can I borrow your shirt .... and your boxers?



Hell, ya never know, Mom!

Rachel78 wrote: When I was younger, I wanted to grow up and look exactly like Jamie Gertz from The Lost Boys... apparantly, that wasn't in the cards for me...



:yh_hugs to all the people who aren't afraid of me on here...
I've always had a crush on Jamie

SnoozeControl wrote: I lost my virginity at 20.


And I was 22!

I was dying to see what all the talk was about!

cherandbuster wrote: And I was 22!



I was dying to see what all the talk was about!
I took a guys virginity when he was 24!!! 24!!!!!!

BabyRider wrote: I took a guys virginity when he was 24!!! 24!!!!!!


Wow! Did he know what he was doing or did you have to show him?

Hmmmm . . . I think I'd like to be the teacher sometime . . .:sneaky:

I once asked Snooze if she was a virgin and she said "Not yet" :-3

cherandbuster wrote: Wow! Did he know what he was doing or did you have to show him?



Hmmmm . . . I think I'd like to be the teacher sometime . . .:sneaky:
He had no clue what he was doing, and it was GREAT fun teaching him the ropes!! He balked a little when I did bring out the ropes, but he was game!! :sneaky:

Oooooh BR, nothing like getting down 'n dirty:sneaky:

Was he invited back for a repeat performance?

cherandbuster wrote: Oooooh BR, nothing like getting down 'n dirty:sneaky:



Was he invited back for a repeat performance?
Actually, I'd call it him begging to come back for more lessons. Which of course, I gladly gave. Many, many lessons.

BabyRider wrote: Actually, I'd call it him begging to come back for more lessons.


Sounds like he was putty in your hands

and other orifices (orifii??) as well:sneaky:

cherandbuster wrote: Sounds like he was putty in your hands



and other orifices (orifii??) as well:sneaky:
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



I think we'd have to come up with a substance a bit "stiffer" than putty. :yh_rotfl

My hubby just came back from a week away.

I'm thinking of jumping on him tonight to make up for lost time!:sneaky:

All this erotic chatter... !!!! It's almost dawn in Oz and I hope you lot realise you've put Brian the milkman here in grave moral danger....

Oh Aussie Pam!!:)

Practice on the milkman and get it really right with the mailman!:sneaky:

Brian the mailman is very hunky!!!

You mean you don't have a sancho Aussie?? :-3





I don't either, incase your wondering.

Who the bloody heck is Sancho?

All my um er Gentlemen are called Brian, of course. (No it's not because I am desperately enamoured of Nomie, though ... now I think about it.... DOWN PAM)...

Some here have of course heard this story. I was posting years ago in another place that everything was toooooo much...... as one does... and I had BRAIN OVERLOAD. But I typo'd BRIAN OVERLOAD. People with potty minds got down and durrty with that thought and have never let me live it down. Any male person I even remotely gaze lustfully towards is now Brian. Sigh... The things a girl hasta put up with!!!

Um well a sancho is like the other man. :wah:

Tell ya what, Sheryl. You send me one of your spare Sanchos and I'll send you a nice aussie Brian. Yeah, you can borrow Brian the hunky bronzed lifeguard ....

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ummm well I don't really have a sancho. Hubby jokes and sais the Schwan's man is my sancho, but I'd rather cough up a hairball than to even imagine being with that guy. But I'll take the lifeguard off your hands if you have to many Brians running around.

It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!

AussiePam wrote: It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!


:yh_rotfl let me go get my rubbers on and I'll have to watch this. :-2

AussiePam wrote: It wasn't really my hands he was on... but yes, go for it!!

And I'm going fer KWAWFEE!!!!!!!!

Must keep up me strength. I've got a mudwrassling gig coming up in another thread.. or was it tomato ketchup squeeze bottles at ten paces.. WHATEVER !!! Malicious Masher Marie needs larning a lesson she won't never forget not nohow!!!


Do I get the impression that you are rather fond of the old Nescafe?

G'day Bryn. Nescafe... no way.. grin.. My coffee gets freshly ground and I take it double shot espresso Italian style .. . preferably leaning au zinc or al bancone in one ladylike swing.... pant pant pant... SWOOOOOOON

Good coffee I can inhale from across a crowded roooomm......

AussiePam wrote: G'day Bryn. Nescafe... no way.. grin.. My coffee gets freshly ground and I take it double shot espresso Italian style .. . preferably leaning au zinc or al bancone in one ladylike swing.... pant pant pant... SWOOOOOOON

Good coffee I can inhale from across a crowded roooomm......


Hmm - quite partial to a drop of Turkish myself.

Can't take it like I used to though - no more after 18:00 or no sleep.

I've been known to chew my way through a Turkish or two... grin

AussiePam wrote: I've been known to chew my way through a Turkish or two... grin


Pam you are a very naughty girl :sneaky: