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:wah: Zapata has it!

so do most people welcome this group visiting?

BabyRider wrote: Loud Sepultura would be the most effective.



Ok, ok, so I'm coming into the thread a bit late, so shoot me.


Well, it is about darn time you showed up. It would not have been a party without you!!

Marie5656 wrote: Well, it is about darn time you showed up. It would not have been a party without you!!
Well thank ya, Marie! At the very least, I can be your designated driver!! Everyone hand over their keys....:yh_bigsmi

BabyRider wrote: Well thank ya, Marie! At the very least, I can be your designated driver!! Everyone hand over their keys....:yh_bigsmi


I can live with that. The designation usually falls to me. Not that I am such a huge drinker, but it would be nice to tip back a couple of rum and cokes and then get a ride home. Thanks for the offer, and here are my keys. You will know them..mine have the little blue pig keychain.

I'll have a diet coke.

Although I hit my quota of 3 for the day................

s h i t

suddenly panics - water !!!

so much for my 3 15min sessions :rolleyes:

Here, I'll go into Nomad's kitchen and get some cold water for you, Buttercup.

*opening glass doors*

Hmm, since I'm in here........................:sneaky:

chonsigirl wrote:

Hmm, since I'm in here........................:sneaky:


Runs over to peek over Chonsi's sholder. Hey, girl, can you see which tapestry he picked out?

*looking down the hallway*

I can't tell from here, we better go inside further..........................

*hearing the sound of the Welcome Wagon ladies*

Elvis playing poker with three dogs

Ha-good choice Nomad!

Hey, what are they saying in there........................

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-good choice Nomad!

Hey, what are they saying in there........................


Lasar is looking around and saying, hey, Nomad, do you hear something?

SnoozeControl wrote: It better be painted on black velvet or it's just too tacky for words.:rolleyes:


Black Velvet

Mississippi in the middle of a dry spell

Jimmy Rogers on the victrola up high

Mama's dancing with baby on her shoulder

The Sun is setting like molasses in the sky.

The boy could sing, knew how to move, everything.

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.

CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring you to your knees

Black velvet if you please.

Up in Memphis the music's like a heat wave

White lightning, bound to drive you wild.

Mama's baby's in the heart of every school girl

"Love me tender" leaves 'em cryin' in the aisle

The way he moved, it was a sin, so sweet and true.

Always wanting more, he'd leave you longing for.

CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring you to your knees

Black velvet if you please.

Every word of every song that he sang was for you.

In a flash he was gone, it happened so soon,

What could you do?

CHORUS:

Black velvet and that little boy smile

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring you to your knees

Black velvet if you please.

Black velvet and that little boy smile

Black velvet with that slow southern style

A new religion that'll bring you to your knees

Black velvet if you please.

...If you please

If you please

Oh, that's pretty, Marie!:)

Black Velvet by Alannah Myles.



:)

thats my hoovering song

valerie wrote: Black Velvet by Alannah Myles.



:)


Hooray..Valerie wins name that tune. Sorry, I do not have a prize, but here is a nice copy of our home game, to thank you for playing. :guitarist

that's my dirty dancing song

Ha-let's party on in Nomad's house!

Don't let them in Nomad! It's a conspiracy I tell you! (admin sent them :sneaky: )

I don't believe there are places that actually have welcome wagons. I'm not moving again to find out.

Marie5656 wrote: We can all just stand in the back yard, and when he looks out the window we can just all wave.






:wah: :wah: :wah:

If you want to freak me out this would do it.

Nomad wrote: :wah: :wah: :wah:

If you want to freak me out this would do it.


So we finally have found out what would set Nomad's teeth on edge...a bungh of FG'ers standing in his back yard waving. :-6

Marie5656 wrote: So we finally have found out what would set Nomad's teeth on edge...a bungh of FG'ers standing in his back yard waving. :-6
Geeze, that makes him kind of a lightweight, dont'cha think?? :yh_rotfl

Wonder what he'd do if we MOOOOOOONED him?

Lulu2 wrote: Wonder what he'd do if we MOOOOOOONED him?
Picture it: Nomad is courteously serving a very prim and proper group of women in their paisley skirts and high-necked blouses with broaches at the throat a fine tea in a delicate porcelain service, and glances to his window to see all of us wagging our bare asses at him. Perfect!! I'm in!!!

B'R--I like your style! Let's practice our synchronized MOOOOONING!

All together now....turn around....drop trou!

I love da mooooon. It is so high....:guitarist

Oh my gosh!

Nomie dropped trou too

That's a nice tush ya got there, sweetie:-4

Look, C&B! He's blushing!....or his blood pressure's up???

Lulu2 wrote: Look, C&B! He's blushing!....or his blood pressure's up???


Uhhh

I don't think it's his blood pressure that is up . . .

NOMIE!!

Good eye, C&B! Good eye! I didn't notice it, myself! :wah:

84 posts in a thread about a wagon...





:yh_giggle

Amazing how far people'll go for fun!

*walks into Nomad's backyard*

What in the world is this??? Smouldering charcol ashes...nasty looking pinty utensils...bits and pieces of charred meat???

Has Nomad been making sacrifices again or is that what's left of the Wagon Ladies?:-3

Grumpaz

They were playing cowboys & Indians and Nomad circled them around the wagon & burned 'em at the STAKE!

It was SCARY!

C&B & some of us were just too scared to save them!

Honest! :-3

Lulu2 wrote: C&B & some of us were just too scared to save them!


Me?

Scared?

I'll hand Nomad his ASS anytime;) :-4

(only if I can pinch it first)