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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:35 am
by 911
The Laws No One Has Ever Broken

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:48 am
by Lulu2
"The Wisdom of Paris Hilton"

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 10:50 am
by Marie5656
Lulu2 wrote: "The Wisdom of Paris Hilton"


An empty thread for an empty head.

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 4:51 pm
by Lulu2
"Crochet Art Using Dog Hair"

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:32 pm
by Grumpaz
101 recipes for nose boogers. (To be read in conjuntion with The Fine art of Nose Mining.)

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 6:38 pm
by Marie5656
The pleasure I get from watching grass grow.

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 7:38 pm
by Lulu2
Watching Paint Dry

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Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:10 pm
by jbbarker1947
The companian book to Crochet Art Using Dog Hair

Knitting with navel lint.

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:16 am
by AussiePam
Marie5656 wrote: The pleasure I get from watching grass grow.


Taken from a zen viewpoint, this could really be a very deep thread. Especially if you were watching grass grow with only one eye, while the other eye was practising clapping onehandedly.

If you blink the one eye which is watching the grass growing, does the grass stop growing for that millisecond??? Even more, does the grass cease to exist when your beady eye is wandering.

What the heck is this thing called grass anyway????

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 4:05 am
by Adam Zapple
Where Are They Now: Child Stars of "Barney"

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 11:05 am
by Lulu2
Growing Sponges--A New Hobby

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:32 pm
by Lizard Lips
Get In Bed With Dick Cheney

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:41 pm
by Marie5656
SnoozeControl wrote: Anything written by Coberst. :o


Oh dear..that ran through my head, but I was politely trying not to say anything. The writings are just a bit too deep for me.

Snooze, does this make us bad people??

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:49 pm
by Marie5656
SnoozeControl wrote: You're okay, I'm not too sure about me.


Well, Snoozie, don't tell anyone here in the garden but **I ** like you..and that makes you OK in my book.

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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 6:43 pm
by Lulu2
The Poetry of Britney Spears

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:00 am
by cherandbuster
YES!!! We Can Have World Peace by Paris Hilton

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:57 am
by Lizard Lips
child Rearing Tips By Britney Spears

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:59 am
by cherandbuster
How to Have a Healthy and Loving Sexual Relationship by Michael Jackson

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Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 7:11 pm
by Adam Zapple
Yasar Arafat, Kim Il Sung, and other great men of peace.

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:27 am
by Lulu2
"RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:28 am
by cherandbuster
Lulu2 wrote: "RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer


Superb! :p

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:14 am
by Marie5656
Lulu2 wrote: "RECIPES" by Richard Dahmer


Actually, think you meant Jeffery Dahmer. but I agree. It could have been co-written by Ed Gien

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:16 am
by Marie5656
Lizard Lips wrote: Get In Bed With Dick Cheney


How about Hunting tips from Dick Cheney??

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:05 am
by Adam Zapple
Lessons in sexual ethics from Bill Clinton

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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:32 am
by Lulu2
"My Favorite Jokes," by Donald Rumsfeld

(And you're right, Marie...I did mean Jeffrey Dahmer.) (SENIOR MOMENT!)