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Uncle Kram
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Hamster wrote: Aha...so its no even come from that person originally?? Thats even worse!


I know - all of my lines are original....ish :o


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I was in a club with the girls and this stalker just wouldn't leave me alone, he could see that i was wearing a ring (think that must of made it seem like more of a challenge!) as if the muppet wasn't annoying me enough, he then turned around and said " Here, borrow my phone and tell your husband you won't be home tonight". At this point i just wanted to punch him..but that's for another thread! :-5 :-5
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Just last night I got

'You put all these young girls to shame with a figure like that, I fancy taking out a closer inspection later'

to which I said,

'Well, I fancy waiting for someone special, see ya'
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Good for you, Betty!
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One from when i was younger "How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized"
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*yuk*

I guess we were happy if they said "I can see the stars glimmer in your eyes.............":wah:
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Hamster wrote: Did you have those white jeans on again Betty?? Really! You should know better!!:wah:


:wah: Not white jeans, just skinny jeans, boots and a long top a bit like the one you said made me look like Mother Theresa! :rolleyes: :p
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Hamster wrote: Arnie I can't get a look in when I go out with Betty! :-5




Pfffffttttttttt, don't be so silly woman!!! You're Blonde! Men flock :D
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ArnoldLayne wrote: He was right though, you do :sneaky:


:o Thank you Arnie.
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Hamster wrote: She can't share Arnie cos there is usually a group of men around her blocking her exit ...........



:-1 :-1


Oh Hamster, you should be a man!! 'it was this big' :wah: :wah:
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ArnoldLayne wrote: :eek: You cant say that here :yh_rotfl




:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Hamster wrote: How about a challenge then Betty...you up for it? :sneaky:


Ummm not sure! What is it? :confused:
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Hamster wrote: Friday the 27th October...you and I have a night out planned....



The first one to pull gets...??? :thinking:


Crabs??? :wah:



No way, I don't like those sort of games, sorry!
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Hamster wrote: Cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie cardie....





It's mine!!!!!!!!! :sneaky:




:wah: Yes it could be, just pop to M&S, you love retail therapy! :p
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ArnoldLayne wrote: .....The Cardigan :D




Sorry, Arnold? :(
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I don't think i've ever used a chat up line......Some of them are funny though!!

I used to just start talking...:-3:wah:

Therye so corny though.....I really can't believe any decent girl would fall for one, I mean, what the guy is really trying to say is "You look really stupid, I'd like to get in your knickers....":wah:
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:wah: Busted Arnold!
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Hamster wrote: ARNOLD LAYNE!!!

Sit down right now and write out 1000 times Betty and Hamster are very good girls!:D
Does it have to be joined-up writing? :-3


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Hamster wrote: Ok Ok Arnie...I hate to see a man suffer..can we do a deal???

Hmmnn.. Maybe you could give me something else instead??

Are you any good at knitting?:wah:


I can crochet.....:-3
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Hamster wrote: Bimey! A man of many talents eh?? Can you knock me up a cardi?? Seems Betty is unwiling to bet with hers...:wah:


Blimey.....would you settle for a square??:wah:
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*woppy makes mental note to visit C&H fabrics for patterns and wool tomorrow*
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Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Yes it could be, just pop to M&S, you love retail therapy! :p
I just ran into this. Thought you might like it.

http://207.46.9.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/imag ... a4e2985ef7
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Okie wrote: I just ran into this. Thought you might like it.

http://207.46.9.124/cgi-bin/getmsg/imag ... a4e2985ef7


okie, when i enter this site , it takes me to my email.!!:eek:
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Post by guppy »

OKie, i see you on this thread. why did you post my email?????WTF????

HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL AND WHY ?????

SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW TO TAKE IT OFF OF HERE. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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