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Oh Pinky

That was just beautiful! :-6

Clancy wrote:

Temple/Zen/Greenhouse builder award goes to you, Hugh







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Why thank you very much. Please excuse the fact that I am sitting cross legged in my Zen Temple Greenhouse. I am only sitting cross legged because I seem to have gotten them tied up in a knot. Someone mentioned Yoga, but I informed them that unless it was strawberry flavoured then I am not interested. On the good news front though. A party of Boyscouts are stopping by to see if they can help. because of their skills in knot tying/untying

Pinky wrote: Bartend! Giveush annuvva wun o thoshe..*hic*:D


The Pinkster

She's hysterical sober or not! :p

Oh Clancy

Chonsi's rescue of Anastrophe was indeed medal-worthy.

I commend you for your excellence in the organization and management of the Garden Games.

I hereby nominate you for a medal.

Anyone in the Garden second that nomination? :-6

If Chonsi didn't

Rescue Anastrophe,

Could it then have been

One big Catastrophe?

Okay, I'm going for the ciggie relay. What do I have to do? I'm smoking away at present and I have 380 spanish duty free in the cupboard. Do I qualify?

Clancy wrote: Attention Please



Two committee members , namely Valerie, and myself ....did not appreciate being caught up in that food fight. We also had to avert our eyes on seeing members use the table cloths, as some kind of make shift toga's.



We also don't appreciate the wagging tongues, and raised eyebrows, because we had to go and change our clothes. The fact of the matter is, it can take some people longer to change................. 48 minutes is not unreasonable.





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Woohoo Lucky Valerie, 48 mins huh! Hang on, you sure you got that right Clancy, surely you mean seconds :wah:

valerie wrote: If Chonsi didn't

Rescue Anastrophe,

Could it then have been

One big Catastrophe?




Oh, gotta save Val's guy!

I let Val do the mouth to mouth rescue part....................

Clancy wrote: Welcome, theia :yh_flower I'm not eligible to enter . However, You and, Bez are. Spanish duty free's are perfectly acceptable, but I think , Bez may stick to Marlboro. Why not go for two events, and have a seat near the drinks tent, this will qualify you for two events :-6



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Do I get my medal now?

Clancy wrote: Seeing as Bez is on pool duty, I've took part in the ciggy relay with you,, by opening up the Rothmans.





theia :-6




Teehee, I've won a medal...I've also just eaten 2 milky ways and am about to scoff an M and S chocolate delight. I shall have at least one more ciggie before bed...is that a mixed relay? Is that double medals for well honed skills and improvisation?

Betty Boop wrote: Woohoo Lucky Valerie, 48 mins huh! Hang on, you sure you got that right Clancy, surely you mean seconds :wah:


(Val fans self)



No darlin', he had it right, it was indeed 48 MINUTES.



I apologize for our delay in getting back to the games, but we

had to make VERY sure to present a crisp front to the public.



Wouldn't do for either of us to show up in a state of dishabille,

now would it?



:yh_bigsmi

valerie wrote: (Val fans self)

No darlin', he had it right, it was indeed 48 MINUTES.



I apologize for our delay in getting back to the games, but we

had to make VERY sure to present a crisp front to the public.



Wouldn't do for either of us to show up in a state of dishabille,

now would it?



:yh_bigsmi


"Crisp front?" As in stiff and unyielding? Kind of like what happens when you get too much starch in yer Y fronts? I think you should stop now, the hole is deep enough....

And bringing up the rear..... :wah:

Me with Cow "Patty" tossing being's as I am from cowtown I thought I would ace this event

Step right up, Grumpaz. As you've done this before, we will be expecting good things from you.

A word of warning though, If you're intending to throw with a few beers inside you, please be aware that the food tent is to your left,

....Clancy

*feeds cow lots of hay and grain*

Now c'mon cow...POOP. How can I throw cow patties if you don't POOP. This is no time to get constipated.

Maybe if I squeeze the cow reallllll hard........

Attached files

Long Live the Garden Games!

Clancy

I will volunteer to provide mouth-to-mouth to the males in the group

It's a dirty job

but somebody's gotta do it

When can I start? :guitarist

*pops a breath freshener in her mouth*

minks wrote: And bringing up the rear..... :wah:

Me with Cow "Patty" tossing being's as I am from cowtown I thought I would ace this event


Hold on there minks. I'll bet I got a few years on you and was raised on a farm and been throwing cow patties for lots of years. You're gonna have to really work hard to out throw me. They don't call me Queen of the CowPies for nuttin' honey.



Could you help me make my cow Poop....darn thing ain't being too co-operative. :p :p

Clance

Have I told you lately I love you?

Well I do :-6

Val my friend

You were so right

Forty-eight minutes with Clancy was one helluva ride :-4

Clancy

I may need more practice . . . I mean, just to get it right :p

Grumpaz wrote: ....Clancy

*feeds cow lots of hay and grain*

Now c'mon cow...POOP. How can I throw cow patties if you don't POOP. This is no time to get constipated.

Maybe if I squeeze the cow reallllll hard........


Come on Grumpaz - Don't be a Pattie Pooper :rolleyes:

As you know Mr Clancy, Im not one to brag *stretches to move ornament to conceal hundred yard dash medal*, but I was in my school athletics team. I was really good at heading the shot and catching the javelin. Do you think this will stand me in good stead in the Garden Games?

Uncle Kram!

Show us what you've got!

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram!

Show us what you've got!
I also used to throw the hammer but was disqualified for using a toffee hammer

Is that what you want to see?

Uncle Kram

You look a little faint

Perhaps you need some mouth-to-mouth

And I just happen to be the newly-appointed First Aid Rep :p

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

You look a little faint

Perhaps you need some mouth-to-mouth

And I just happen to be the newly-appointed First Aid Rep :p
*whispers* Don't tell Cher I'm putting it on, I may be "unconscious" for a while :sneaky: :yh_giggle

cherandbuster wrote: Clance



Have I told you lately I love you?



Well I do :-6


Hey you, move to the BACK of the line!!