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What BR said!!!

Calmly sits back taking notes for the flaming FG expose...tentatively titled "My Life in the Garden...one woman's story of how she survived the madness."

Marie5656 wrote: Calmly sits back taking notes for the flaming FG expose...tentatively titled "My Life in the Garden...one woman's story of how she survived the madness."
Only one way to survive, Marie....come to the dark side....:sneaky:

I'm in love stirring it up...

[QUOTE]Actually, Carla, it's a group effort!! Care to join the ranks? [/QUOTE]

BabyRider wrote: Only one way to survive, Marie....come to the dark side....:sneaky:


Grabs light sabre, runs off into the sunset shouting May the Force be With You.

AussiePam wrote: And Catastrophe too. The more the merrier.( Pam flexes her chests and cracks her knuckles meaningfully)
:yh_laugh Catastrophe :yh_rotfl

OK, that's it, you heard the lady....FG belongs to Flops, Pam and BR. Any revolts will be dealt with swiftly, and harshly. Bow to your leaders
Mere amateurs.:yh_laugh

Peg wrote: Mere amateurs.
I smell the beginnings of a revolt....arm yourselves, gang, this one looks tough....:-2 :wah:

I THINK I CAN TAKE HER BR...!!

CARLA wrote: I THINK I CAN TAKE HER BR...!!
She's all yours, Carla, but I've got your six!!

Pinky wrote: What are we doing? Or should that be who are we doing?:sneaky:
We are organizing a take-over of FG, Pink! Are you in?!!

Pinky wrote: Everyone MUST have their quota of fun or there'll be trouble!:-6
Look at 'er...already ruling with an iron fist. Pinky, I think being a dictator suits you just fine! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Looks like the Ladies are now in charge. Do we burn our bras at any point?

Oh - did you say that Peg was revolting, BR? I always found her neat, clean and a fine example to the other wimmin. Good gal to have in your corner, doncha know.

Probably plays cricket too. Sound, yes.

Why did I suddenly become an English suffragette? Probably low blood sugar. I need food!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the menfolk??? Tell em to go slave over a hot stove, barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen please. Hic

BabyRider wrote: We are organizing a take-over of FG, Pink! Are you in?!!




Ummm better take that wet paper bag off 1st :rolleyes:

Oh good. A man at last. Well Nomad, anyway. Go slave over a hot stove now, please. We're all hungry. And a lump of old meat hidden in some yucky mashed spud won't cut it.

AussiePam wrote: Oh good. A man at last. Well Nomad, anyway. Go slave over a hot stove now, please. We're all hungry. And a lump of old meat hidden in some yucky mashed spud won't cut it.






Lean Cuisine rat head entree coming right up

BR, Peg, Pinky, Carla, Marie - can we get consensus on this. Nomad's a pathetic cook. And he looks neither barefoot or pregnant either. So get him the heck outta the kitchen, I say. Agreed? He can clean the ablutions or maybe be trained to carry out the trash - starting with any stray paper bags, enema equipment and strange bits of mashed potato.

If I were to become a slave I want to be a sex slave. Sorry final offer.

Well, I think you have the wrong name. All the sex slaves are called... no.. NO.. I don't think I'll reveal that!!!

AussiePam wrote: Well, I think you have the wrong name. All the sex slaves are called... no.. NO.. I don't think I'll reveal that!!!




Why ? Is it revolting ? I thought thats what you were doing

Morning Guys....8.30 am here....is it around midnight with you ( except Pammie) ?



Are you having a 'sex slave auction' by any chance ?



I'd bid high for 'dipsey' I'm on the search for a 'toy boy' (toy being the operative word) :wah: :wah:

AussiePam wrote:



Oh - did you say that Peg was revolting, BR? I always found her neat, clean and a fine example to the other wimmin. Good gal to have in your corner, doncha know.

Probably plays cricket too. Sound, yes.


Pam are you trying to get me in trouble with Peg?? I'll have none of this squabbling within the ranks. A united front is imperative if we are to pull this take-over off!! Think, people, THINK!!! :-5 :yh_rotfl

Bez wrote: Morning Guys....8.30 am here....is it around midnight with you ( except Pammie) ?



Are you having a 'sex slave auction' by any chance ?



I'd bid high for 'dipsey' I'm on the search for a 'toy boy' (toy being the operative word) :wah: :wah:
Midnight? I said "see ya" to midnight about 3 1/2 hours ago! :-3

Bez wrote: Morning Guys....8.30 am here....is it around midnight with you ( except Pammie) ?



Are you having a 'sex slave auction' by any chance ?



I'd bid high for 'dipsey' I'm on the search for a 'toy boy' (toy being the operative word) :wah: :wah:




You dont have to bid. Ill come peacefully.

Nomad wrote: You dont have to bid. Ill come peacefully.


Directions and plane ticket on the way ! + a list of er 'stuff to bring with you !

Bez wrote: Directions and plane ticket on the way ! + a list of er 'stuff to bring with you !


:wah: Gonna break in the new pad huh ?

Nomad wrote: :wah: Gonna break in the new pad huh ?


:yh_rotfl







Move the 1st week in September...can you contain yourself until then ?

Bez wrote: :yh_rotfl







Move the 1st week in September...can you contain yourself until then ?


Theres plenty more where that came from.

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=17840

Bez wrote: Move the 1st week in September...can you contain yourself until then ?
That's right Bezzy...keep him waiting. Good for you!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_wink

Pinky wrote: I just sent him a pM... I see the good bits of everyone.*checking my fly* :yh_blush

Morning Guys....8.30 am here....is it around midnight with you ( except Pammie) ?

Are you having a 'sex slave auction' by any chance ?

I'd bid high for 'dipsey' I'm on the search for a 'toy boy' (toy being the operative word) .....Bez



Don't get in a big hurry you all..I've heard they are cheaper on Ebay.

WHO YOU CALLIN' CATASTROPHE, FOO'?













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