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Dirty minds
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:30 pm
by fisher
Pinky wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Hey, someone as bad as me, yay!
go on then...
lol.I will have to finish this later, must go for now. Remember, the better the grip the safer the flight!:D
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:22 pm
by weber
fisher wrote: lol.I will have to finish this later, must go for now. Remember, the better the grip the safer the flight!:D
If I'm not mistaken, I don't want a better grip on a broom hmmmmmmm.!
Witch or not.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:27 pm
by fisher
weber wrote: If I'm not mistaken, I don't want a better grip on a broom hmmmmmmm.!
Witch or not.
Would you prefer to slip and slide? If so, you may cause an accident.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:44 pm
by fisher
Pinky wrote: You just have to make sure you're taking off on grass...
Pavement is bad.
The next time you are flying around Nova Scotia pick me up. When I see that we are over some nice grass land I will see what I can do to make you crash land.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:54 pm
by fisher
Pinky wrote: Ok, you have yourself a deal!
Not much makes me crash though.
I think a nibble and a rub in the right place will do the trick.
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:59 pm
by guppy
when i pass a good looking man i always get caught looking back after we pass.................:sneaky:
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 8:32 pm
by AussiePam
For those of us little gals who grew up in Australia, mixing a little sand with romance is something one takes in ones um stride..
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:59 am
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: For those of us little gals who grew up in Australia, mixing a little sand with romance is something one takes in ones um stride..
Doesn't it get more uncomfortable with each stride?:D
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:33 am
by AussiePam
A midnight skinny dip, Sport, and she'll be apples!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:26 am
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: A midnight skinny dip, Sport, and she'll be apples!!!
A midnight skinny dip might help her, but what about the guy? The cold could cause shrinkage.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:49 pm
by fisher
Pinky wrote: How else do we get a swim in peace? :DWhat do you do with your broom while you are enjoying a nice swim?
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:51 pm
by AussiePam
Shrinkage?
Who needs a therapy session, when there's moonlit waves to surf??!!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:53 pm
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: Shrinkage?
Who needs a therapy session, when there's moonlit waves to surf??!!!!
:wah: :wah: :wah:
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:54 pm
by AussiePam
fisher wrote: What do you do with your broom while you are enjoying a nice swim?
Okay okay, last time I lent it to Harry P for a Quiddich match and they upped my insurance after his little stack (under 25 yr old driver). Never again. Now I just leave it on the beach with my shrink minding it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:55 pm
by fisher
Hamster wrote: :yh_rotfl ooh thats so graphic in my head!!!
Not that it would happen to a fisherman. We are use to cold water.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:57 pm
by AussiePam
Are you the Fisher King? Like in all those Monty Python type Grail legends??
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:58 pm
by AussiePam
I think it's hot water he's in now, Hammy!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:00 pm
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: Okay okay, last time I lent it to Harry P for a Quiddich match and they upped my insurance after his little stack (under 25 yr old driver). Never again. Now I just leave it on the beach with my shrink minding it.
LMAO.You just stick it in the sand and then you have a place to hang your clothes while you are skinny dipping.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:01 pm
by AussiePam
Clothes!!?? Did I start off with clothes???? !!!! OOOPS... knew there was something I'd forgotten.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:02 pm
by fisher
Hamster wrote: I bet you say that to all the ladies eh??
Only if they ask.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:04 pm
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: Clothes!!?? Did I start off with clothes???? !!!! OOOPS... knew there was something I'd forgotten.
This conversation started with only one article of clothing missing not the entire wardrobe.lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:06 pm
by fisher
Hamster wrote: "He's not the Fisher King-he's a very naughty boy!!"
Sorry-I love MP-The Life Of Brian
I am as Innocent as they come.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:16 pm
by AussiePam
fisher wrote: This conversation started with only one article of clothing missing not the entire wardrobe.lol
Clothes mean drag when flying and we little witchy girls like to be streamlined. I thought everyone knew that !!! ????
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:30 pm
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: Clothes mean drag when flying and we little witchy girls like to be streamlined. I thought everyone knew that !!! ????
That could be dangerous. I have seen a few that it would not be safe to follow behind. Flapping body parts.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:34 pm
by AussiePam
Flapping body parts !!!
You menfolk can talk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:39 pm
by fisher
AussiePam wrote: Flapping body parts !!!
You menfolk can talk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUFFAW
I just want your flight to be a safe one.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:45 pm
by Bryn Mawr
Pinky wrote: Hey, those butt cheeks are my very own panniers. They also come in handy for breaking purposes:D
That would be breaking wind, right?
Commonly known as air brakes!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:00 pm
by zinkyusa
Bryn Mawr wrote: That would be breaking wind, right?
Commonly known as air brakes!
:yh_rotfl
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:21 pm
by weber
Bryn Mawr wrote: That would be breaking wind, right?
Commonly known as air brakes!
awww it wouldn't let him fart...gotta try again
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:55 pm
by AussiePam
Nar, I don't think so. Farting is not a class act. And little witchy gals are stylish!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:06 pm
by weber
AussiePam wrote: Nar, I don't think so. Farting is not a class act. And little witchy gals are stylish!!!
Hey Pam
you may be stylish and witchy but if you hold in them farts, you'll blow up and much goop will fly everywhere.:wah: and that's not mentioning the other ummmm err ones and on that broom.....eeek:-2
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:12 pm
by AussiePam
Miriam, I didn't think a lady ever brewed enough internal gas to need to hold it in, let alone um blow off, as we say in Australia!!:sneaky:
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:15 pm
by weber
AussiePam wrote: Miriam, I didn't think a lady ever brewed enough internal gas to need to hold it in, let alone um blow off, as we say in Australia!!:sneaky:
Remind me to tell you a story when I am not so tired. I am up the list and then gone to bed.:-4
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:59 pm
by eyesopen
Yeah we`ve all got dirty minds men just talk about it more!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:06 pm
by weber
parts iz parts and fartz fartz and I would blow up if I didn't burps or fartz.