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ArnoldLayne wrote: Dr Galbally

Where the bloody hell is Arnold ? Hes lost. Sun dial indeed :rolleyes:


Oh bugger, did I not tell you to use a tungsten carbide strap? He's made of anti-matter and anti-matter is hard on calf-hide. Okay, Okay, I will try and contact an extra-terrestrial civilization using the mount-arcibo radio telescope, they might be able to find him if he is floating in space somewhere, but I'm telling ya its gonna put me electricity bill through the flippin roof. You people, can't be left on your own for a minute.

koan wrote: I'll send them the details of my Swiss blood bank account. If you're O neg I accept gladly.


Hold on, I'll just draw some out and analyse it, should be about 30 mins if I don't pass out.

Hamster wrote: Um...supposing I was interested G...how would one go about becoming a reconditioned virgin??? I'm only aking for my friend of course..not me..


What's the difference between a reconditioned virgin and a 'rightoff' ????



Like hammy, I'm asking for a friend

Nomad wrote: So this would be an example of recriminaging then ? I would very much like to recriminage. How does one get started ?


Its recrimination nomad, recrimination. Recriminage would be what you get when you cross recrimination with cribbage. For goodness sake!

Pinky wrote: Harumph! That's it! I'm off to have a stampy fit outside in the carpark!:yh_silent


I see the recriminagency is now up to full speed, excellent.

How many times will you have to put Hammy thru the reconditioner thingy?

energy prices have gone thru the roof

Pinky wrote: Um, Koan..are you going to cut our throats under the full moon?

If so, I might actually be a bit busy starting my new wenching enterprise:D


That ends it so quickly. I had in mind that I might just drain slowly and save the sweetest for the full moon.

Hamster wrote: ok ok it wasnt you it was me...I need all the extra reconditioned virtue I can get!!


Don't worry you have both been volunteered anyway. I'm sending you a reconditioned virgin guidebook by UPS. Will see you at the altar of eternal horror at the next full moon. Happy days.

ArnoldLayne wrote: A stamped self-adressed envelope


Quite. A rare wit sir, I've always said it.

zinkyusa wrote: How many times will you have to put Hammy thru the reconditioner thingy?

energy prices have gone thru the roof


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl um um....that was a mean thing to say.............but funny:wah:

Galbally wrote: Hold on, I'll just draw some out and analyse it, should be about 30 mins if I don't pass out.
I could help you with that you know. If I messed up we'd be even.

Hamster wrote: Yoink!!

*HAmmy swipes the 70% and runs away laughing*


Oi! You little bugger. Flippin women, I never win.

Pinky wrote: Um, Koan..are you going to cut our throats under the full moon?

If so, I might actually be a bit busy starting my new wenching enterprise:D


Try not to dwell on it dear, its mostly just dancing and funny bongos and witches, you'll be fine.

Bez wrote: What's the difference between a reconditioned virgin and a 'rightoff' ????



Like hammy, I'm asking for a friend


Well, see its like this, with your reconditioned virgin, you get a full service history, don't you, and a certificate. With a writeoff you are just talking a gamble.

zinkyusa wrote: How many times will you have to put Hammy thru the reconditioner thingy?

energy prices have gone thru the roof


Oh I'd say we will keep it down to single figures anyway.

koan wrote: That ends it so quickly. I had in mind that I might just drain slowly and save the sweetest for the full moon.


Your not helping you know?, try and play along and wait till sacrafice night before you go all vampire on me.

guppy wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl um um....that was a mean thing to say.............but funny:wah:


This is a recriminagency after all.

koan wrote: I could help you with that you know. If I messed up we'd be even.


Ehh,......... thanks,.... but if its all the same to you I'll take me chances with the needle and the blood analysis machine thingy. I'm starting to get worried now.

Pinky wrote: Uh, sorry to pull out at the last minute mate, but...well..so many bookings and I haven't even advertised yet...must run!:D


Typical.

Pinky wrote: Hey, you're just trying to bump me off so I stop turning up at the surgery with my annoying ailments! It could also be so I don't tell the council of proper respectable internet doctors or whatever how you got me branded as an insane harpy...it won't wash you know!:-2


No, I will be sad that you have died tragically in a mysterious sacrafice situation involving a vampire, honest. I will also confirm to the internet council that you are not an insane harpy, but if they get their hands on whatever it is you and pinky are planning for your weekend, my evidence might be ignored. But I will do my best.

I'll also mention that you were thinking about becoming a reconditioned virgin for a while, though that may be counterproductive.

Pinky wrote: I wouldn't mind being a reconditioned virgin, but I want to live to revel in my new innocence. Maybe I could go through with it and then do a runner halfway to Koan's?


Okay Okay, but don't say anything yet. I just need some time to think of some way of getting out of this. Why is it that my advice always ends up with things like vampire sacrafices and anti-matter people lost in space somewhere? I think I will go and talk about Iraq for a while or something, I just cause trouble.

Hamster wrote: Meany


Take it as a compliment, maybe Z is frustrated. Then again, if you feel the need for some recrimination this is the place. I think should have put a disclaimer on this thread before it got out of hand. Whoops.

Oh, its type O neg, I will put about half a pint in a plastic bag, tie it up, sellotape it, and send it to you. Might be a bit stale though.

Pinky wrote: Hammy and I made you a little sign to go on the door - 'Enter at your own risk'.

That should do the job and get you out of any fixes!


Quite. I think that is for the best.



People, this is a recriminagency, its purpose is to facilitate recrimination, generally against myself. However, could you please do your recriminating as cheerfully and as plesantly as possible. If you get nasty I will have to go to "special circumstances" mode.

Pinky wrote: Hammy and I made you a little sign to go on the door - 'Enter at your own risk'.

That should do the job and get you out of any fixes!


That, surely, should read "Abandon hope all ye who enter here"!

Hamster wrote: Bryn thats sooo funny!! I think I need one of those for my place here!!


Sadly, not original

Okay, I was catching up on the football and so I've come back to see what new devilry is upon us. I will do my best to cope.

Pinky wrote: Oh dear, what happens if you have to go into special circumstances then?:-3


Oh not much, I just get deeper in trouble.

Hamster wrote: Oh dear G..you're in trouble!!! :sneaky:


I'm well aware of that young lady.

Bryn Mawr wrote: That, surely, should read "Abandon hope all ye who enter here"!


That is quite apt in a way I suppose.