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Wendybird wrote: You ready? *sigh* This will be the end of the Bendy............*

Apologies in advance for all the disappointment this may cause........................lol


I think that's a beautiful pic, no dissappointment here.



Ok nwo to my next question...

How do you like your steaks? Rare, Medium Rare, Rare, Done, or Charbroiled.

How many times a day do you check your nostrils for boogies?:D

Hi Wendybird,

What you buying your twin for Christmas :-4 :-4

Love Suzybird

hi bendybird. pretty pic.

now, do yu ever have proablems flying with all the birdbrains in the air?

mainly zinkys kin.......

Wendybird wrote: Apparently I look like Annie Lennox!



Good or Bad?



*Am I allowed to ask questions too?*


well sweet dreams are made of this



sorry am i a thorne in your side



do you want me to walk on broken glass :wah: :wah:

What size batteries does your wand take?:-3

bendy wendy, do you pick your nose in the car while at traffic lights

I've had a shag in a fire station anddddddddd a police station , in your opinion does that make me a slapper .:yh_giggle :yh_bigsmi

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I've had a shag in a fire station anddddddddd a police station , in your opinion does that make me a slapper .:yh_giggle :yh_bigsmi


Surely your only a slapper if you commited the deed's in the same day????? :sneaky:

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I've had a shag in a fire station anddddddddd a police station , in your opinion does that make me a slapper .:yh_giggle :yh_bigsmi


Only if you did it with prisoners and fire victims.

Wendybird wrote: Both. My other half's family think I am a posh bird but when I am annoyed I drop back into Scottish vernacular and say "Seee Yoooo Jimmiiieee yah litel barsteward- bring yar heed ovr here so I can gee yoo a bitay sense !" etc etc...

Not since last year!



AHEM - that's MY empty glass you can see! lol



Nope. Pinky always complains I hold her too high!

Not a big house - but if you have a meet near here you can always sleep on the Lay Z Recliners! All welcome!


Ha! You DID Do Henley!

It's official - you're a POSH bird!

Nice pic, pretty Wendybird! :-4

Edit: Ooops! I meant pic of you, not pic above, although thats very nice too!

SuzyB wrote: Surely your only a slapper if you commited the deed's in the same day????? :sneaky:


No i once had a boyfriend who was a fire man and a few years later i joined the dark side (became a plod) so just had to try out the old chief inspecters desk - i mean i had to . :rolleyes:

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: No i once had a boyfriend who was a fire man and a few years later i joined the dark side (became a plod) so just had to try out the old chief inspecters desk - i mean i had to . :rolleyes:
pants you screw with the law your asking for trouble :wah:

Wheres Windy

Wendybird wrote: Sorry I wasn't around yesterday. Ended up in bed with this darn Lergy!!



Could NOT stop coughing when I woke up yesterday and ended up making myself sick from coughing too much. Spent the day in bed with the 2 cats keeping me warm.



Sorry for the absence miss - next time I will get a letter from the Doctor....


as you been ill this question takes on even more importance

have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time :wah:

Wendybird wrote: Of course! It's quite a strange sensation



But............................are farts supposed to have lumps?


that was going to be my next question have you ever done the same with the squits



i'm getting predictable now



you knew i was going to say that



how you feeling now ?



nice to see you up and about not feeling sorry for youself unlike that pants :wah:

what sort of people do you like to talk to in real life and is this mirrored by the people you talk to most on the forum

have you had any major tragedies in your life ?

Since I'm a newbie...............



1 - What is your personality like offline?

2 - Do you have kids?

3 - Do you work - if so, what do you do?

4 - What are your music tastes

5 - What is your favourite food?

6 - What are your dreams?

7 - Who do you most admire? (living or dead)

Wendybird wrote: Yes, but nothing I am willing to post here. Sorry. :-6


no worries i would not want to intrude



i thought you had though . most of the kind nice people i know seem to have gone through some tragedy or other



its almost like they have lost someone and that makes them care sooo much more for everyone else your thoughts on the the matter please no details just thoughts

jimbo wrote: no worries i would not want to intrude



i thought you had though . most of the kind nice people i know seem to have gone through some tragedy or other



its almost like they have lost someone and that makes them care sooo much more for everyone else your thoughts on the the matter please no details just thoughts


You're right. Hubby he has lost his father (who was 55) and his first wife (she was 33) and was left to bring up two girls aged 6 and 8. She didn't have cancer or anything like that, there was no time to prepare for it - she had a massive asthma attack and nothing could be done.



Since then we have lost some very dear friends, our best man and our daughter's godfather. Her godmother was nearly killed by her estranged husband.



I don't think that you have to experience bereavement to be compassionate and caring but it allows you to empathise and understand the grieving process.



Jimbo, the compassion and care that you show for others is probably something that was in you anyway but your experiences have made you able to bring that out and I'm sure that you help people far more than you realise.



Now this is getting mushy, I'm going to have to get back to (trying) to wind you up!!



Helen x

Imladris wrote: You're right. Hubby he has lost his father (who was 55) and his first wife (she was 33) and was left to bring up two girls aged 6 and 8. She didn't have cancer or anything like that, there was no time to prepare for it - she had a massive asthma attack and nothing could be done.



Since then we have lost some very dear friends, our best man and our daughter's godfather. Her godmother was nearly killed by her estranged husband.



I don't think that you have to experience bereavement to be compassionate and caring but it allows you to empathise and understand the grieving process.



Jimbo, the compassion and care that you show for others is probably something that was in you anyway but your experiences have made you able to bring that out and I'm sure that you help people far more than you realise.



Now this is getting mushy, I'm going to have to get back to (trying) to wind you up!!



Helen x


it seems to me all the people i really like on the forum have either suffered major trauma or mental ill ness,..... yipes



can some one start a thread on what is normal please



and if your nuts how do you know you are







seems the name fits you well i girl



hell on earth to live with mwaaaoooh mwoooaaaahh



you could never wind me up ever ....so stop getting hacked off about it :wah:

jimbo wrote: it seems to me all the people i really like on the forum have either suffered major trauma or mental ill ness,..... yipes



can some one start a thread on what is normal please



and if your nuts how do you know you are







seems the name fits you well i girl



hell on earth to live with mwaaaoooh mwoooaaaahh



you could never wind me up ever ....so stop getting hacked off about it :wah:


You know you love me really, go on admit it!

Imladris wrote: You know you love me really, go on admit it!


your like athletes foot your irritating but you are growing on me a little



lets leave it at that i dont want to get a hard time from every one about flirting again do i

jimbo wrote: your like athletes foot your irritating but you are growing on me a little



lets leave it at that i dont want to get a hard time from every one about flirting again do i




:wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

look what i found mwaaaoooh mwaaaooohh :sneaky:



Wendy i have noticed you have loads of male admirers what do you think they find so irresistible about you



and how do you cope with all this attention :wah:

Wendybird wrote: Of course it is my little carrot crunching furball! :-4



Just remember that I am at work and the boss is sitting right in front of me so there may be delays in my responses :-5


Wendy, what would your boss do if he/she saw you wasting time on this?

Wendy, do you like your boss?



If you could work for anyone who would it be and in what capacity?



What sort of 'perks' would you expect with the job?

Wendy, where do you like to eat out best and why?



What's the best thing on the menu there?



What would you recommend for me? (bear in mind I don't eat lamb, pork, beef, or some types of fish)



what's the best dessert? I'll eat pretty much any sweet thing (as long as it's not coffee or almond flavour)

Wendybird wrote: My boss is the nutty professor! I adore the guy! And his wife is one of my best friends. :-4



I would not want to work for anybody else.



I get perks - boss takes me to lunch - buys me drinks - calls me at wierd times of the day to ask me stoopid questions. I have fun in my job as well as work hard.



They make this job what it is - a pleasure (most days lol)


Aaaah, you're very lucky:-4