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Marie5656 wrote: So..what are you wearing?:sneaky:


a raincoat and red high top sneakers

converse allstars

I prefer doing things the old-fashioned way....



Anyway, I'd probably have way too many blonde/clumsy moments if I ever tried it! :wah:

"you want me to touch what??!....oh, #$%# I just dropped the mouse on my foot....ow...ok, hang on....what were you saying again...."

:wah:

Omg you guys have me laughing so hard.

I've only tryed the cyber thing once. It didn't do anything for me, I was laughing to much to get anything out of it.

Sorry hammy I wouldn't do to good. I'd have to read a steamy Harlequin romance to them to the job done. Wouldn't want you to get into any trouble with plagarism laws. :-2



:D

sunny104 wrote: I"you want me to touch what??!....oh, #$%# I just dropped the mouse on my foot....ow...ok, hang on....what were you saying again...."

:wah:


:yh_rotfl

Sheryl wrote: Sorry hammy I wouldn't do to good. I'd have to read a steamy Harlequin romance to them to the job done. Wouldn't want you to get into any trouble with plagarism laws. :-2



:D


Sheryl may I suggest the following if you have not already read them:

Charming the Bat

Sex and the Single Bat

A Girl's Guide to Bats

To Tame a Highland Bat

A Bat of Her Own



I believe they are on sale at Amazon.com

Hey Hammie

Should I send in an audition tape?

I had a friend that works on the chat lines and she earns a fortune!!!!!!!!!

jimbo wrote: I had a friend that works on the chat lines and she earns a fortune!!!!!!!!!


Just how close of friend is she?:wah: Maybe a "Long distance friend"?:D

YZGI wrote: Just how close of friend is she?:wah: Maybe a "Long distance friend"?:D


Whopps i've posted on Jim's login

zinkyusa wrote: Sheryl may I suggest the following if you have not already read them:

Charming the Bat

Sex and the Single Bat

A Girl's Guide to Bats

To Tame a Highland Bat

A Bat of Her Own



I believe they are on sale at Amazon.com




:-3 oh wow I have some reading to do.



:yh_rotfl

(Note to self: research bats....is there a species known as the HORNed bat?):wah:

Sheryl wrote: Omg you guys have me laughing so hard.

I've only tryed the cyber thing once. It didn't do anything for me, I was laughing to much to get anything out of it.


It's different for women I reckon. I mean, you can always type with one hand if you're a man, but to do a proper job and you're female you need two hands free.........

Hamster wrote: OMG!!!!! Thats soooooo true!!! This girl is an expert!!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl


I thank you.....*takes a bow*:wah:

Some years ago, the telephone company where I worked had an operators' strike. They made the managers fill in! Because I didn't have children at home, I offered to work all night and it was a real learning experience.

For example, I noticed women with "unusual" names making collect calls to people in far off locations. I asked the regular managers about this and learned they were telephone sex workers. Men would call the "service," give a credit card number and a call-back number. The service would contact the woman, give her the telephone number and name of the man and she'd call "collect" and talk until he'd finished.

"Heyyyyyy, this is interesting," I thought. So...I listened in. (Don't tell on me, ok?)

After awhile, I realized they have a series of scripts, depending on what the man wants to hear.

"Hi, this is Domino/Peaches/Queen...how can I satisfy your fantasy tonight?"....and off they'd go.

Many of them were obviously working from home with small children in the background. "Peaches" would say "Shhhh, mommy's working now and you need to be quiet."

I thought it could be a good job, actually. No danger, no disease, no clothing expenses...you could be 400 pounds and 65 years old, but if you have a good voice and a creative mind, you could work from home and build a client base of "regulars."

My favorite memory of this happened when Peaches called collect to Lagos, Nigeria! Maybe she was chatting with one of those SCAMMERS?