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If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:26 am
by Marie5656
Found this article. Thought it would fit right into this conversation.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/article ... ML&src=rss

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:52 am
by Marie5656
SnoozeControl;448906 wrote: Spot's done a lot of damage to the dating section of the UK, hasn't he?




Was the "Spot was here" sign over the door your first clue??

:wah: :sneaky:

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:11 am
by RedGlitter
Smart cookie/Hot tomato seeks Victoria and Albert love with Frida and Diego living arrangements. Infidels need not apply. Must have wicked sense of humor, compassion for all animals, must fight for underdog or even be one. Library card a plus. Don't care about your ride, or your bank account, only your heart/mind/soul.



Or something like that. :-6

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:54 am
by cherandbuster
RedGlitter;449420 wrote: Smart cookie/Hot tomato seeks Victoria and Albert love with Frida and Diego living arrangements. Infidels need not apply. Must have wicked sense of humor, compassion for all animals, must fight for underdog or even be one. Library card a plus. Don't care about your ride, or your bank account, only your heart/mind/soul.



Or something like that. :-6


Red

That was excellent :guitarist

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:25 am
by Imladris
How about



39 on the outside, 21 on the inside seeks Aragorn lookalike for passionate and fulfulling relationship. Willing to travel and fight orks in return for lots of sex.



Do you think I'll get many replies?.......

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:46 pm
by fisher
cherandbuster;446516 wrote: That's an excellent question, Snoozie!

I'll try:

Lovely mid-forties woman, dark curly hair with a big smile and the enthusiasm to match! Seeking a bright, articulate middle-aged man who can make me think, feel and of course laugh! Let's explore all life has to offer together :guitarist

How's that for a beginner? I've never written a personal ad before!


Wow. Great job. I am all yours.:)

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:53 pm
by cherandbuster
fisher;449636 wrote: Wow. Great job. I am all yours.:)


Oh Fisher :)

Do with me what you will :guitarist

If we had a personals section in FG...

Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2006 8:57 am
by Imladris
SnoozeControl;449620 wrote: You bet! By guys that look like this:




:-2 :wah: :-3



Don't know wether to laugh or cry! By the way, how did you find such a good picture of my hubby?:sneaky: