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Well ....if you'd empty your inbox I'd ask ya!!


Oh no no, ask me HERE. No secrets from my owners I mean lady friends.

10? That's it? You can't save any? I can't believe you can't save any! I will have to go delete my outgoing ones now too.

Does the amount go up as you achieve higher rank here? Gimme hope!!!

Hamster, how many PMs can I keep after I am a Supportive Lover and how do I achieve that rank?

Thanks Gerble!

You get 4,000 after signing up!


I'm confused and I'm not even blonde!

I am now finding out you have to pay to get more PMs, avatar, and sigline! Check you out, Admins! Someone just bought me a membership! Thanks (I know who you are)!

Is there something I have to do now that my Membership is paid for? To get the status abilities, etc.?

You shouldn't have treated me!! That was too nice!



edited to add: I just found out the Admin does this and I have to wait. No problem! Thanks in advance, Admin.

Frank

You are hysterical! A very fine fit for Forum Garden :-6

And you'll love the guys here, too

The finest bunch of manlihood I've ever come across

Thanks Cher!!

Hamster, who is "OM?"

24Hours;455171 wrote: Thanks Cher!!

Hamster, who is "OM?"


OM is Open Mind -- Hammy's live-in boyfriend. He's been a member here for awhile and they met right in FG. :-4 Lovely couple!

Now ask us some really dirty questions :guitarist

Hi Hamster - yes, there is an OpenMind member by me who I like very much! I remember his story about car troubles, gasket I think, and how you picked him up, etc. it was like, a love story in disguise. Nice guy! I didn't recognize him as "OM."

Now ask us some really dirty questions


Cher, can I really?

If not, how about slightly dirty?

Ok Cher, I have one for you. Let me know if I can.

cherandbuster;454960 wrote: Why thank you Snoozie

But what about Sheryl's

Where she is looking over her shoulder

She looks *completely naked* to me :sneaky: :guitarist




shhhhhh Cher...noone's supposed to know that's me and I'm nakid...:sneaky:

Well, it was really nice how you both helped each other .. I told him it was a love story, if memory serves me correctly! One can just go to his profile and see the topics he started to find it. I am 98% positive that was him!

Cher, don't wuss out on me. I know you're here, I can see your name at the bottom. It's a damn spy factory here. Cher, where are you baybay!?

Thought it was about time one of the guys said Welcome. So......Welcome

Thanks Uncle Kram, appreciate that. Glad to meet you.

Uncle Kram;455229 wrote: Thought it was about time one of the guys said Welcome. So......Welcome
I said welcome and I'm a guy. So what if I slammed New York sports team, I was just kidding.

I said welcome and I'm a guy. So what if I slammed New York sports team, I was just kidding


I don't even watch or care about sports teams! I think he just missed your post is all. I love ya bud, it's all good!

Thanks Snooze but I'm a bit too annoyed right now to celebrate any success. Cher (full name Cherandbuster) teased me and lead me to believe I could ask her a dirty or naughty question and now she won't talk to me.

Has she always been Mean & Evilâ„¢ to horny men?

Thanks Hamster, it was only easy because of the great ladies here that have befriended me and took me in under their armpits (bra wire removed) to fondle me into a state of confidence, allowing me to be the real me here.

Damn it, Hamster. If I'm going to be on the internet I'm going to be ME. Frig the PC crowd and their Lah Lah Lolipops - give me a lap dance and a good grilled steak while I curse out someone. Well, actually, make that barbecue on my deck while I throw a ball to my dog but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, Hamster.

uh...Tombstone, i never saw this man before in my life! :rolleyes:

24Hours;455247 wrote: I don't even watch or care about sports teams! I think he just missed your post is all. I love ya bud, it's all good!
Dangit. You dont like sports eh? Well I will find a way to annoy you.

This is one of the most popular intro threads I've ever seen! Congrats, Frankie baby.


According to the sort feature here in this forum, there have been 8 threads with more replies. Please don't judge me by the fact that I am in 9th place, this thread is young. I aim high, please don't think I am satisfied with 9th place. :-1

Dangit. You dont like sports eh? Well I will find a way to annoy you.


Yeah, sorry about the sports thing. I suck with that. I mean, I played some and all but I just don't care which team wins and am generally not impressed with the action.

An easy way to annoy me? Tell me I can ask you a dirty filthy question and then run!

((GLARES AT CHER))

24Hours;455275 wrote: Yeah, sorry about the sports thing. I suck with that. I mean, I played some and all but I just don't care which team wins and am generally not impressed with the action.



An easy way to annoy me? Tell me I can ask you a dirty filthy question and then run!



((GLARES AT CHER))
Umm That aint happenin.:wah:

Well then let's just come out and say it - we're probably going to get along just fine. That's good because unless I'm gettng tied up, spanked, or having a meal made for me I ain't being overrun by women. We need to stick together.

They know how to do all sort of sneaky stuff around here I noticed. They got this joint figure out GOOD.

Watch out for Carla, too. She .. wait, nevermind, I just noticed she is in SPY MODE. Check out that sneaky stuff at the bottom. I can see who is spying!!!

:sneaky: Who me Nah..!! Just reading all the posts your a hit Frank. Can't wait till ACC and Nomadness post they will keep you on your toes.. Told you the place was overrun with beautiful women..

[QUOTE]Well then let's just come out and say it - we're probably going to get along just fine. That's good because unless I'm gettng tied up, spanked, or having a meal made for me I ain't being overrun by women. We need to stick together.

They know how to do all sort of sneaky stuff around here I noticed. They got this joint figure out GOOD.

Watch out for Carla, too. She .. wait, nevermind, I just noticed she is in SPY [/QUOTE]MODE. Check out that sneaky stuff at the bottom. I can see who is spying!!!

Thanks Carla, but this is uncomfortable. I feel like a steak. Granted, a quality ribeye, but still, I'm waiting for the utensils to come out and innocent invitations to eat - sort of like the wolf in little red riding hood and I ain't the wolf.

Nuff' said!!

I'm going to freak out if the Admin doesn't gimme more PMs soon. Sticking me with a gallery avatar and no sig is fine, but this deleting Pms every 20 minutes is going to drive me nuts over the weekend.



Admin, at what point is this considered abuse? You've been paid, babycakes! Let's rock and roll!

Dear Admin, someone hacked my account and posted that last post - please ignore it as I have killed them and regained access.

Hello interesting new person