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I don't know who I'm having an affair with this week...

maybe one of the new "guys"?? We could start the evening off with a romantic placenta dinner....

sunny104;487258 wrote: I don't know who I'm having an affair with this week...



maybe one of the new "guys"?? We could start the evening off with a romantic placenta dinner....

BUT BUT BUT You said I could be Bridesmaid Pants.. :-4

Hamster;487269 wrote: and a bottle of chianti??? :wah:


:yh_doh what did I start...:wah:

I heard that Pinky can drink Hammy under the table.

24Hours;487301 wrote: I heard that Pinky can drink Hammy under the table.
Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.

YZGI;487303 wrote: Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.


:yh_rotfl

(PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you hear that the Hamster is REALLY having quadruplets? By four different fathers? With different due dates?)

Lulu2;487368 wrote: (PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you hear that the Hamster is REALLY having quadruplets? By four different fathers? With different due dates?)


I heard that but I didn't want to believe it!! Tsk tsk young furball.



Still, all the more for us forum aunties to play with and warp their minds:sneaky:

Excellent point! Did you know that Galbally likes to suck on babies' ears? It's just SHOCKING!

Lulu2;487378 wrote: Excellent point! Did you know that Galbally likes to suck on babies' ears? It's just SHOCKING!


now I'd definitely put him in the warping minds catagory - in the nicest possible way if you're reading this G.

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Don't let Accountable get near your cat! Trust me on this!

Lulu2;487454 wrote: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Don't let Accountable get near your cat! Trust me on this!


oh, that was just a one time thing! :wah:

Hey, how was I to know it was a euphamism?

Talking of sucking babies ears, my best friend and his wife have 2 little adorable boys (thats one of them in the pic with me on me profile), they are 12 months and 24 months, they are lovely of course, but they are also little scream/puke/crap/attention bags, and my two friends look like zombies half the time because of course they also have jobs and all that. Apart from sucking their ears, or dosing them with gripewater (which you can't get in Ireland any more for some reason), any suggestions on how to placate this little baby men with loud voices?

with loud voices in song, in reply to how to placate (sp) this little men in song

PSSSSST! Try to get your hands on teramiah's wine! It's mighty fine!

YZGI;487303 wrote: Does Hammy come in a bottle or can? I drink above the table most of the time, at least I start above the table.




http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... cial&hl=en



:D

PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3

Lulu2;489231 wrote: PSSSSSSSSSSSST! Did you all know that our very own CHER once ruled the stage at a local STRIP CLUB? She invented the now-legendary TRIPLE GRIND! Strippers have actually died, trying to recreate Cher's move!:-3
Not THE move?.....the one with a difficulty factor of 9? :yh_ooooo

THAT VERY ONE! And nobody has ever performed it again....her finesse and style will remain, appropriately, legendary!

Lulu2;489248 wrote: THAT VERY ONE! And nobody has ever performed it again....her finesse and style will remain, appropriately, legendary!
Cher is truly the Olga Korbut of the lap-dancing world :yh_giggle

Uncle Kram;489299 wrote: Cher is truly the Olga Korbut of the lap-dancing world :yh_giggle


My fame precedes me :p

Line up girls -- are you ready for your pole dancing lessons? :p

PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST! Have you all heard about the Hamster? It appears she's undergone tests and it's been confirmed that she'll soon be giving birth to a litter of GERBILS!

Rumor has it that our very own Hammy is a close personal friend of Richard Gere's!

I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:

Lulu2;490043 wrote: I THOUGHT I saw you as Antonio Banderas & I were enjoying our private hot tub at a luxurious resort! You & Richard were playing chess, weren't you? :wah:


I knew I recognised that bloke in the hot tub! So that gorgeous girl with him was you - he's a lucky man.



Just in case you saw me there I was the statuesque blonde in the very skimpy bikini (no cellulite) being fed grapes by Viggo Mortensen whilst Brad Pitt was giving me a foot rub and Sean Bean was fanning me with a palm leaf. Bliss:)

Pinky;491474 wrote: It's when they tell you stick your hand on the big pink thing and then you realise you're not on the mat that you have to worry:D:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ...only Pinky... :yh_rotfl

HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!

Lulu2;491717 wrote: HAVE YOU HEARD THAT OUR VERY OWN CLANCY HAS BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH PRINCESS ANNE? It's TRUE! She just LOVES his music! SHE DANCES NUDE TO HIS PLAYING! IT'S TRUE!
I heard that she took him to a fancy hotel. She said "Would you like the Bridal Suite?" to which our intrepid hero replied "Och no lassie, just hold on tae ma ears an' ye'll not be fallin' off"