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Nomad;495870 wrote: Mama Kram

I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died.

Do you ever watch paint dry ?
I've had to explain most of the posts to MK, but fortunately, she's explaining this one to me :wah: I've actually seen her watching paint dry during her watercolour period. Tonight she has reverted to crayons. They dry faster

Lulu2;495878 wrote: UncleK, Dear....are you absolutely CERTAIN you've not been at the wine? :wah:

(Brass knobs, perky.....woooo hoooo)

+++++++++++ And then, there's Accountable....."irises dilated" indeed! TRY TO BEHAVE!


Two words: Wine Gums .....woo hoo....must be the E numbers

OK...we'll both behave (except Accountable )

MamaKram, did Krammy cry on his first day at school?



Any embarrassing moments you could share with us?



Hammy wants to know if Krammy still has a bedtime story?

Mom

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

Why cant people just wake up and smell the coffee ?

Ah, UncleK....it warms my cockles to imagine you and MAMAK enjoying mum-son moments around the blazing yule log, enjoying "wine gums" and savoring old tales.

(Speaking of blazes....what're WINE GUMS?)

Betty Boop;495892 wrote: MamaKram, did Krammy cry on his first day at school?



Any embarrassing moments you could share with us?



Hammy wants to know if Krammy still has a bedtime story?
I had to be dragged screaming to school at the age of 4. My Mom told me I had to go because the Prime Minister said so. I said "when I grow up I'm going to kill Harold Wilson". I spent my first 3 days at school hiding in a cupboard.

She says she won't read one she'll just make one up. She sends you lots of love. Here's the picture she has just done. Michelangelo eat your heart out

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Nomad;495897 wrote: Mom

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

Why cant people just wake up and smell the coffee ?
She knows the Astronauts were lying. They should have sent Michael Collins. He was the honest one:D

Here is a bouquet of Irises for sweet Iris.

What would you like me to bring you for Christmas, my lovely? :-4

Lulu2;495904 wrote: Ah, UncleK....it warms my cockles to imagine you and MAMAK enjoying mum-son moments around the blazing yule log, enjoying "wine gums" and savoring old tales.

(Speaking of blazes....what're WINE GUMS?)


Bruce Springsteens favourite sweets. At least that's what he tells Maynards to get freebies

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Uncle Kram;495918 wrote: Bruce Springsteens favourite sweets. At least that's what he tells Maynards to get freebies
She's got enough Chocolates Secret Santa. Suppose a Buckaroo's outa the question?

Uncle Kram;495914 wrote: She knows the Astronauts were lying. They should have sent Michael Collins. He was the honest one:D






Bastards !

As a special treat for you Iris, I will send you to take tea at the Ritz with Mark



and a weekly supply of many varieties of tea for you to savour!

Enjoy, my dear!

And Buckaroo too? *Santa scratches head*

Well jumping jinglebells...if that's what m'lady wants, then that's what m'lady shall have! ho ho ho :wah:

Hello to you MamaKram

My name is Cher and my little doggie is Buster. I know that everyone here is telling you what a wonderful son you have, but . . .

. . . did he tell you what he wants to do with me under the mistletoe?? :sneaky: :-4

cherandbuster;495954 wrote: Hello to you MamaKram

My name is Cher and my little doggie is Buster. I know that everyone here is telling you what a wonderful son you have, but . . .

. . . did he tell you what he wants to do with me under the mistletoe?? :sneaky: :-4
I couldn't say those words to MamaKram....so I just had to draw it in a Renaissance style

Here's MK interrupting her Forum activity to speak to my brother on the blower

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MamaKram! It's nice to see a picture of you at The Son's house

Can you believe that we love him *almost* as much as you do? :-4

She want's to know if she looks 73½. I think putting an old pic up is cheating but what do you think?. Please feel free to lie through your teeth :wah:

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Uncle Kram;495963 wrote: She want's to know if she looks 73½. I think putting an old pic up is cheating but what do you think?. Please feel free to lie through your teeth :wah:


YOU ARE ONE HOT MAMA, MAMA KRAM!! :-6

I like THIS one a LOT better than the majenta hair, frankly! She's lovely! HAPPY DAY, IRIS!

SnoozeControl;495967 wrote: Good looks obviously run in the family... and she doesn't look a day over 50.
She's pleasantly surprised that you think that Snooze. Thanks for that honest appraisal of the image:yh_liar :yh_giggle

FIFTY? I'd say FOURTY is more like it!

Lulu2;495972 wrote: I like THIS one a LOT better than the majenta hair, frankly! She's lovely! HAPPY DAY, IRIS!
She's quite a celebrity at the Sheltered Accomodation where she lives. This is ever since she appeared in The Simpsons. She is indeed lovely and has been through some hard times, but since her moment in the spotlight I've detected a subtle change. What can I say?. The Ego has landed :wah:

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And who deserves fame more than your MUM?

Lulu2;495983 wrote: And who deserves fame more than your MUM?
She deserves all things good. She has given a special dispensation for Christmas Eve so that for one night only, I don't have to tuck my shirt into my underpants

She also deserves all things good for her compassion towards unfortunate individuals :-2

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Hey moma kram. from guppy in georgia, usa...you have a wonderful son, he is well loved on here......you should be proud of him.:-4 Merry Christmas!!!

Happy Holidays to the Krams. It is nice to be able to meet the families.

Does MamaKram have any sympathy for Betty? I've just cut my finger on a veg knife and it won't stop bleeding. Luckily I have visitors so I've delegated and am now drowning my sorrows in a bottle of wine.

Betty Boop;496046 wrote: Does MamaKram have any sympathy for Betty? I've just cut my finger on a veg knife and it won't stop bleeding. Luckily I have visitors so I've delegated and am now drowning my sorrows in a bottle of wine.
Boops, my Mom is wondering if you have a bottle of Cider in for Christmas as she swears by its healing properties particularly for hand wounds. She says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she always puts it in Cider. Good Lord...did I just say that? :wah:

guppy;496037 wrote: Hey moma kram. from guppy in georgia, usa...you have a wonderful son, he is well loved on here......you should be proud of him.:-4 Merry Christmas!!!
Merry Christmas Gups. She is very proud of me which is why she carries a poem I wrote about The Dambusters when I was 10 around in her handbag :rolleyes:

"It was a fine July day

Guy Gibson was well on his way

etc.............":o :wah:

Uncle Kram;496050 wrote: Boops, my Mom is wondering if you have a bottle of Cider in for Christmas as she swears by its healing properties particularly for hand wounds. She says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she always puts it in Cider. Good Lord...did I just say that? :wah:


Hello from me.

Anyone who recommends cider is a-ok in my books.

Happy holiday's to Uncle and Mama Kram! :-6

Marie5656;496040 wrote: Happy Holidays to the Krams. It is nice to be able to meet the families.
Thanks Marie, my Mom is pleased to meet you too. Merry Christmas

koan;496052 wrote: Hello from me.

Anyone who recommends cider is a-ok in my books.

Happy holiday's to Uncle and Mama Kram! :-6
Thanks koan. My mom is wondering why you moved to England. I told her there was no cider in Canada

Uncle Kram;496050 wrote: Boops, my Mom is wondering if you have a bottle of Cider in for Christmas as she swears by its healing properties particularly for hand wounds. She says that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she always puts it in Cider. Good Lord...did I just say that? :wah:


:yh_rotfl Will Scrumpy do??

Betty Boop;496056 wrote: :yh_rotfl Will Scrumpy do?? I guess but take it easy, you know how it can creep up on you :-3

Uncle Kram;496055 wrote: Thanks koan. My mom is wondering why you moved to England. I told her there was no cider in Canada


Am I so transparent? :-3

cheers! :wah:

Uncle Kram;496057 wrote: I guess but take it easy, you know how it can creep up on you :-3




:yh_rotfl oh that sounds promising!!

Woohoo...the Shortbread fingers are out. That means it's Christmas. Mmmmmm. I can feel my arteries narrowing as I type. MamaKram is watching Calendar Girls. I elected to give it a miss. All that nudity and all :rolleyes:

Uncle Kram;496060 wrote: Woohoo...the Shortbread fingers are out. That means it's Christmas. Mmmmmm. I can feel my arteries narrowing as I type. MamaKram is watching Calendar Girls. I elected to give it a miss. All that nudity and all :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Hmph....maybe you should get her to switch over to BBC2 "Grumpy old men at christmas"

abbey;496062 wrote: :rolleyes: Hmph....maybe you should get her to switch over to BBC2 "Grumpy old men at christmas"
Nice one Abs, I like that. My Moms drawing again. I dunno...arty types :rolleyes:

Well folks Merry Christmas from Mama Kram & Uncle Kram. Very best wishes to my dear friends. Have a great day. If you've been naughty, it's too late now. Don't say I didn't warn you

Merry Christmas MamaKram and Unc'!:-4

Uncle Kram;496085 wrote: Well folks Merry Christmas from Mama Kram & Uncle Kram. Very best wishes to my dear friends. Have a great day. If you've been naughty, it's too late now. Don't say I didn't warn you
Much (much) too late for me Krambo but hey-ho

A very merry christmas to you and your dear mum, have a lovely xmas. x

Thanks girls. I've just taken her up to bed. She's pulled rank on me so I'm relegated to the pretentiously named "Guest Room":rolleyes:

Meanwhile she's gonna be sleeping star-shaped in my double bed. I did the same thing last week when my son and his girlfriend stayed. Did I ever mention that I can trace my ancestry back to the chivalrous Sir Walter Raleigh on my fake Family tree?

Not quite as altruistic as it first appears......the single bed is the most comfy in the house :yh_shhhh :yh_giggle

You're a good person, UncleKram!

If I ever come to visit....I hope I get the guest room! :wah:

Uncle Kram;496093 wrote: Thanks girls. I've just taken her up to bed. She's pulled rank on me so I'm relegated to the pretentiously named "Guest Room":rolleyes:

Meanwhile she's gonna be sleeping star-shaped in my double bed. I did the same thing last week when my son and his girlfriend stayed. Did I ever mention that I can trace my ancestry back to the chivalrous Sir Walter Raleigh on my fake Family tree?

Not quite as altruistic as it first appears......the single bed is the most comfy in the house :yh_shhhh :yh_giggle


No star shapes for you tonight then!

(Betty--that sounds almost KINKY, doesn't it?)

Lulu2;496112 wrote: You're a good person, UncleKram!

If I ever come to visit....I hope I get the guest room! :wah:
My door is always open.......well, apart from when I close it, but you get my drift don't ya? I guest you'd pick that room :rolleyes:

Betty Boop;496114 wrote: No star shapes for you tonight then!
Frayed Knot. I will be sleeping in a more streamlined "I" formation :wah:

Kinky? - please elaborate