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Magenta flame;518078 wrote: Oh dear sometimes I just shouldn't make posts.


:wah:



me thinks maybe you should make more .... way to go mf :wah:





have you by any chance had a glass of wine tonight :wah:





its posts like this that make me look normal on f g ...thank you :-4

Magenta flame;518085 wrote: Koan Yes I know but I'm flogging myself because I'm embarrassed....and it's better that I do it rather than someone else.:-2



Jimbo fifteen beers at last count last night


after fifteen beers i think i'm brad pit



if i dont look fat bald and ugly you had better stop drinking now .. you have really had enough :wah: :wah: :wah:

Diuretic;518097 wrote: It's called 'reflecting' and it's rather brave I think. When I make an idiot of myself - not that Magenta has - I just ignore everything, I refuse to go back, I just steel myself and look at the monitor with one eye half open and the other closed and my finger on the mouse ready to short-circuit my embarrassment.

Actually I've got quite good at it. Must be all that practise I have under my belt now.


sorry.

when I feel I wrote something inappropriate I edit.

Diuretic;518093 wrote: Fifteen beers......I dips me lid


mate i really cant think what that could possibly mean but it sounds good :wah:



good night people :-4

the title sure did get our attention huh??



And Magenta...I was right there with you...shaking my head...you go girl!!

Don't be embarrassed...we are all family here...right?

Hey magenta, so no hangover no? Thats a result, I thought you were great fun this morning, and you were definetly feeling frisky, but its all good fun, and if we can't talk about these things when we are drunk, when can we? Don't worry dear.

koan;517219 wrote: What's the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball?



















men will spend hours looking for a golf ball :rolleyes:


Do you all remember a couple of weeks ago, you were asking me what, "scatological," means?

Hamster;518435 wrote: Sex??? Yes please!! Can I have some or am I too late?? :wah: :wah:


You certainly can have some, Hammy: with me! I'd give anything to go on a hunt for your G-spot, judging by the picture of you!

a little boy ask his mom how much do you weigh ... mom says dont ask a lady that its rude ...... boy mom how are old are you....mom dont ask a lady that its rude....boy mom why did daddy leave mom look dont ask things like that go to your room ....little boy in temper kicks her purse hambag thing ...and her driving licence falls out he picks it up and reads it ha ha he says your 47 years old ... you weigh 160 pounds and the reason daddy left where it says sex ... you got an F....

Magenta flame;518349 wrote: I wasn't frisky I was drunk ...And my apologies to you. I'm a bit embarrassed here mate. don't normally do that silly stuff. Glad I gave you a laugh though:D

so how are those toes going there dear boy? still clean? did you get soaked in the storm? who the heck takes a dog for a walk in bad weather?:D


No need to feel embarrassed MG, I knew that, you were having a hard day so why not have few tinnies. and me toes are fine lovely and clean! :-6

Hamster;518520 wrote: Um...er...blimey!!! Thanks!


Luv ya, babe! :-4