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Pinky;521082 wrote: Okay, I know YZGI's legs have gone green and he's hopping instead of walking, but it's nothing to do with me, honest!:yh_whistl


Oh I do hope he recovers, he seems like a nice fellow to me, he probably just got a bit over excited, maybe he has been talking about naughty things in other threads and its on his mind.

Pinky;521082 wrote: Okay, I know YZGI's legs have gone green and he's hopping instead of walking, but it's nothing to do with me, honest!:yh_whistl
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Galbally;521075 wrote: Oh thank you, thats really nice, I am not used to lovely people hugging me so I will try and not be too embarrassed.


You are very welcome, happy to give hugs, you will find alot of nice people here..Pinky is a VERY nice person, something tells me you and her will get along just fine, she has this friend named "Hamster", when the two of them get together..its alot of fun to watch...there are other wonderful people on here as well...you will see...:-6

As far as flirting, I'm told it goes on, I've not experienced it myself or seen it...:sneaky:

Wow, this is all very interesting, that pinky and yzgi seem very funny, (and also quite violent), I hope that there are lots of other people like the lovely people I have met so far and that they will want to talk to me as well.

Pinky;521088 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Oh, ok! You can have your legs back. Wait a sec, they weren't meant to be brown and hairy with the knees back to front were they?:-3
Whew that was close. Pinky have I told you how nice you are and how much I like you?

Pinky;521088 wrote:

Oh, ok! You can have your legs back. Wait a sec, they weren't meant to be brown and hairy with the knees back to front were they?:-3


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

And I was going to kiss that frog, in hopes he would be my PRINCE!!!:-5

WonderWendy3;521089 wrote: You are very welcome, happy to give hugs, you will find alot of nice people here..Pinky is a VERY nice person, something tells me you and her will get along just fine, she has this friend named "Hamster", when the two of them get together..its alot of fun to watch...there are other wonderful people on here as well...you will see...:-6

As far as flirting, I'm told it goes on, I've not experienced it myself or seen it...:sneaky:


Pinky, yes she seems very nice so far, though she probably won't like me and find me boring company and a bad listener.

Hamster, is that another girl as well, oh well I hope whoever that person is that we get on as well, it would be quite nice if they were from somewhere in the north of england and had a lovely accent and interesting opinions, I hope so anyway.

Oh you seem like a very nice girl, not naughty at all.

Pinky;521091 wrote: Flirting Wendy? I have no idea what you mean!:yh_bigsmi


Galbally brought it up...I have no clue...:yh_whistl

YZGI;521092 wrote: Whew that was close. Pinky have I told you how nice you are and how much I like you?


I knew you were nice really, I am very glad to made your acqaintance today, you seem like a very witty leprechaun.

WonderWendy3;521095 wrote: Galbally brought it up...I have no clue...:yh_whistl


Oh I am sorry, have I said something controversial?, I try to be very quiet and not cause a fuss usually, and I am also not very opinionated either, and I am not very good at being all charming and flirty, honestly.

Galbally;521096 wrote: I knew you were nice really, I am very glad to made your acqaintance today, you seem like a very witty leprechaun.
Nice to meet you also Galbally. You are my favorite Irish Scientist type of dude. In a non gay way of course. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

YZGI;521100 wrote: Nice to meet you also Galbally. You are my favorite Irish Scientist type of dude. In a non gay way of course. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


Oh thank you, whats gay?, is that another type of fag you have in America? Not that there is anything wrong with fags either, I smoke myself you know. I do know a few science things, but I don't talk about it much or get very passionate about scientific issues.

Pinky;521102 wrote: :wah: :wah:

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it!:sneaky:


Oh thank you, I didn't think you would really like me, as I am not very good at chatting up girls, but you seem to take pity on me, thank you you must be very kind.

Welcome!



Nice to meet you Galbally! :yh_peace



I see that you've met some of the other members. They're all relatively harmless!

Galbally;521094 wrote: Pinky, yes she seems very nice so far, though she probably won't like me and find me boring company and a bad listener.

Hamster, is that another girl as well, oh well I hope whoever that person is that we get on as well, it would be quite nice if they were from somewhere in the north of england and had a lovely accent and interesting opinions, I hope so anyway.

Oh you seem like a very nice girl, not naughty at all.

Thank YOU!!

I think I'm not naughty at all!!

Fibonacci;521105 wrote: Welcome!



Nice to meet you Galbally! :yh_peace



I see that you've met some of the other members. They're all relatively harmless!


Oh thank you very much fibbonachi, thats a really interesting name, and your pictures are very interesting. I didn't realize that you had "hit-chimps" in America, we are very behind the times here. The people here all are really lovely, I hope that I will get to know some, and maybe talk to some of them about things.

WonderWendy3;521107 wrote:

Thank YOU!!

I think I'm not naughty at all!!




No, you seem very sweet and kind.

Galbally;521103 wrote: Oh thank you, whats gay?, is that another type of fag you have in America? Not that there is anything wrong with fags either, I smoke myself you know. I do know a few science things, but I don't talk about it much or get very passionate about scientific issues.
No gay is not another type of fag. Gays are men who have their own pubs to go too. They also are very good at picking out clothes I think that is why they have their own pubs they dont like to hang out with other dudes who arent dressed as well.

YZGI;521110 wrote: No gay is not another type of fag. Gays are men who have their own pubs to go too. They also are very good at picking out clothes I think that is why they have their own pubs they dont like to hang out with other dudes who arent dressed as well.


Oh I think I know about men like that, we have them here as well, they are quite nice fellas, but I wouldn't be able to keep up with them in the fashion stakes, and they also work out a lot and don't get pudgy, which makes me jealous. But they are nice people too.

Well I must say this seems like a very interesting place, and full of lovely people, I do hope that its like that all the time, it would be a shame if it wasn't.

Galbally;521108 wrote: Oh thank you very much fibbonachi, thats a really interesting name, and your pictures are very interesting. I didn't realize that you had "hit-chimps" in America, we are very behind the times here. The people here all are really lovely, I hope that I will get to know some, and maybe talk to some of them about things.


Yep, chimps practically run the country! :wah:

Fibonacci;521124 wrote: Yep, chimps practically run the country! :wah:


We don't let chimps run our country, we let the weasels do it.

G'day Galbally. And welcome to Forum Garden. It's a nice place with lots of great people. No need to be nervous. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. Do you have a gorgeous sexy Irish accent? :-4

Greetings Galbally :-6 here's some sunshine for you to groove on. You seem to be a fun person. We have lots of nice women here. Don't let my avatar fool you, I'm a nice woman too.

So, what are you in to? Whips and chains and leather stiletto's and fishnet stockings? Or walks in the rain and praying for world peace with your furry kittens and puppies?

Hi Galbally!! nice to meet you...you have to be initiated to stay on fg....send a sexy pic to me and aussie as soon as you can......:sneaky:

AussiePam;521176 wrote: G'day Galbally. And welcome to Forum Garden. It's a nice place with lots of great people. No need to be nervous. Just be yourself and you'll be fine. Do you have a gorgeous sexy Irish accent? :-4


No, my accent sounds like an car backfiring I am afraid. I promise I will do my best to be myself while not disturbing anyone in the process. Its really nice to meet you AussiePam, I presume that you are called Pam and are probably from Australia, you seem very nice and pretty as well, can I be your friend please?

Rain;521185 wrote: Greetings Galbally :-6 here's some sunshine for you to groove on. You seem to be a fun person. We have lots of nice women here. Don't let my avatar fool you, I'm a nice woman too.

So, what are you in to? Whips and chains and leather stiletto's and fishnet stockings? Or walks in the rain and praying for world peace with your furry kittens and puppies?


Oh my, rain, hello, I am mostly into vegetables, and getting up early in the morning, I like girls a lot, but I am very shy so you will have to explain a lot of things to me about what girls are like. I have seen whips and chains and things like that in castles, and they are quiet interesting, though I am not sure why you are asking me about them, perhaps you are interested in history? You seem very nice, and I am happy to have met you rain lets be friends, though we are having a lot of rain here at the moment so I am not that happy about that.

guppy;521190 wrote: Hi Galbally!! nice to meet you...you have to be initiated to stay on fg....send a sexy pic to me and aussie as soon as you can......:sneaky:


Okay, I will send you a picture of George Clooney because people say in my country that he is very much liked by many women across the world, and its not just because they have heard of him either.

I am not allowed to send you pictures of me, because I am not allowed,............. by the government,................ they say it drives away the tourists,...................................... oh dear. :-1

Hello! I'm sorry to have arrived late at your welcome party! Since you seem to be musical as well as poetic, I'm wondering if you've considered composing some songs about vegetables?

"Anthem to Asparagus," "Baby, Burn Those Brussels Sprouts," "Ramblin' Rutabagas," "Poor, Poor Parsnips." That sort of thing. I'll bet you could get lots of attention on the telly or perhaps put out a hat and collect coins as a colorful local on the streets of Dublin?

(You needn't thank me now--just send me an autographed copy of your first CD.)

Oh, brussels sprouts, oh, brussels sprouts!

We love to smell thy fragrance.

It permeates the living room

And dissapates the merest gloom.

Oh, brussels sprouts, oh, brussels sprouts--

Thy flatulence is worth it!

Hi Galbally,

I ask you this in all seriousness, what about the fairies? Do most Irish people believe in them, is Ireland really "the land of the fairies?" Have you ever seen a fairy hill? Silly question I know, but I just thought I'd ask.

Come hither my shy little Irish lad, and I'll show you what those whips and chains can be used for :wah:

(not bored now are ya? :sneaky: )

Welcome Galbally, now then did anyone tell you about the 'special' club that you can join? I thought not, it's called 'Immy's Interesting Totty Club' to qualify you have have to be interesting and considered totty (of the male variety only) it's a very simple application and not painful at all. All you have to do is show a bit of personality (!) and resemble a famous Irish footballer - you have displayed you personality already and your avatar qualifies you to join.



Benefits of the IITC are that once a month you partake in a little mud wrestling (virtual is ok) with a fellow club member for the enjoyment of the affiliated lady members. You are also allowed to indulge in a little gentle flirting with said lady members - lessons are available for the shyer gentlemen.



You would be the first member of the club but I'm scouting for more members as we speak - as the first member you may also qualify for a 'special cuddle' from a lady club member (form a line girls don't all rush at once!).



May I sign you up?:sneaky:

Lulu2;521456 wrote: Hello! I'm sorry to have arrived late at your welcome party! Since you seem to be musical as well as poetic, I'm wondering if you've considered composing some songs about vegetables?

"Anthem to Asparagus," "Baby, Burn Those Brussels Sprouts," "Ramblin' Rutabagas," "Poor, Poor Parsnips." That sort of thing. I'll bet you could get lots of attention on the telly or perhaps put out a hat and collect coins as a colorful local on the streets of Dublin?

(You needn't thank me now--just send me an autographed copy of your first CD.)


Hello Lulu2, you seem very nice, I am very interested in your ideas for vegetable songs and they all seem very good, I especially like the song title "Burn Those Brussels Sprouts" I think I could make that into a song alright. I will have to careful about singing on the street of Dublin though in case some nasty Dub comes along who doesn't like vegetables and makes me eat my own guitar. I will send you a copy of my first gramaphone record as soon as its released (whats a CD?). Thank you for being so nice to me and talking about vegetables, I am happy.

mrsK;521459 wrote: HI!!!!

I wrote this song for the new you:-6

Oh Gally boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

From glen to glen, and down the mountain side

The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying

'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.

But come ye back when summer's in the meadow

Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow

'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow

Oh Gally boy, oh Gally boy, I love you so.

;) :-4


Hello MrsK, that its so nice, you are a lovely lady, and you seem to have a lovely dog in your picture as well. You are very good at writing words for songs I think, and you have said some nice things about me that make me feel that I am welcome, I am very happy Irish boy now, and I am thanking you, and getting the priest to say a novena for you at mass because you are so far away in that hot country, and Jesus might be sad.

Lulu2;521469 wrote: Oh, brussels sprouts, oh, brussels sprouts!

We love to smell thy fragrance.

It permeates the living room

And dissapates the merest gloom.

Oh, brussels sprouts, oh, brussels sprouts--

Thy flatulence is worth it!


I like this song also very much, I would like to match it with my own brussel sprout poem which I must find. I am also going to have prayers said for you at mass, in case you are sad because you do not have enough potatos in your country.

Imladris;521741 wrote: Welcome Galbally, now then did anyone tell you about the 'special' club that you can join? I thought not, it's called 'Immy's Interesting Totty Club' to qualify you have have to be interesting and considered totty (of the male variety only) it's a very simple application and not painful at all. All you have to do is show a bit of personality (!) and resemble a famous Irish footballer - you have displayed you personality already and your avatar qualifies you to join.



Benefits of the IITC are that once a month you partake in a little mud wrestling (virtual is ok) with a fellow club member for the enjoyment of the affiliated lady members. You are also allowed to indulge in a little gentle flirting with said lady members - lessons are available for the shyer gentlemen.



You would be the first member of the club but I'm scouting for more members as we speak - as the first member you may also qualify for a 'special cuddle' from a lady club member (form a line girls don't all rush at once!).



May I sign you up?:sneaky:


:wah: :wah: I'm here first!! Whens the first Totty Club Meeting?

Rain;521475 wrote: Come hither my shy little Irish lad, and I'll show you what those whips and chains can be used for :wah:

(not bored now are ya? :sneaky: )


No, but I am scared, do you mean to do the things to me that happen when people make babies? I like these things, but I must ask Fr Murphy if I am allowed to do them, because I think that sometimes when we do these things, the saints get upset and cry, I am confused now, but I am happy too. Why is this so?

Betty Boop;521759 wrote: :wah: :wah: I'm here first!! Whens the first Totty Club Meeting?


Next week at the meet - at least for the female members!!!



Another good reason for you to come! (hope you can)

Imladris;521761 wrote: Next week at the meet - at least for the female members!!!



Another good reason for you to come! (hope you can)


I'm coming!! The only thing to stop me is the ex not having the kids, so if he doesn't I may possibly bring them with me! They're very well behaved - honest!

Imladris;521741 wrote: Welcome Galbally, now then did anyone tell you about the 'special' club that you can join? I thought not, it's called 'Immy's Interesting Totty Club' to qualify you have have to be interesting and considered totty (of the male variety only) it's a very simple application and not painful at all. All you have to do is show a bit of personality (!) and resemble a famous Irish footballer - you have displayed you personality already and your avatar qualifies you to join.



Benefits of the IITC are that once a month you partake in a little mud wrestling (virtual is ok) with a fellow club member for the enjoyment of the affiliated lady members. You are also allowed to indulge in a little gentle flirting with said lady members - lessons are available for the shyer gentlemen.



You would be the first member of the club but I'm scouting for more members as we speak - as the first member you may also qualify for a 'special cuddle' from a lady club member (form a line girls don't all rush at once!).



May I sign you up?:sneaky:


What is totty? We played Italy once in the world cup (and it must have made god upset because we are both catholics), but there was a man playing called totti, and he was good with balls, is this the same thing? We have mud wrestling as well, but its what you do when you have to get the moo cows out of the fields in winter and back into the barns, it is tiring, is your kind of mud wrestling tiring as well? I will join in if you like, because I have wrestled some moo cows before and I know how to get them back into the hay barn, so I might be useful. I am glad you will give me lessons about how to be nice for ladies, because this is a good thing to learn, there are so many nice ladies here, I am trying to think how I could be nice to them all, but my house is not so big, and maybe they would not all fit. I will join your club, but you let me have a cup of tea and a go of my rosary beads before I can give you a cuddle, because if not then I will get told off by Fr Murphy.

Betty Boop;521759 wrote: :wah: :wah: I'm here first!! Whens the first Totty Club Meeting?


Hello Betty boop, I am galbally again, I am glad you are here, you seem like a nice lady, I am not sure what the totty club is but I hope that we can all have a nice cup of tea and talk about the weather in there, its very important to have a nice cup of tea.

Galbally;521765 wrote: Hello Betty boop, I am galbally again, I am glad you are here, you seem like a nice lady, I am not sure what the totty club is but I hope that we can all have a nice cup of tea and talk about the weather in there, its very important to have a nice cup of tea.


Oh dear, I hate tea, although I do like the smell, so I'll just sniff yours, ok? :wah:

Betty Boop;521762 wrote: I'm coming!! The only thing to stop me is the ex not having the kids, so if he doesn't I may possibly bring them with me! They're very well behaved - honest!


hello again betty, what is an "ex", we have a new thing in my country called divorce, and I think its when married people are allowed to go to mass seperately on a sunday, and also they can write poems about each other and give them to a person called a lawyer who reads these poems out in a place called a court, and the people in the court decide who has the best poems and the winner gets a house or something, its becomming popular I think, like pop idol, which I have seen on something called television. We also have lots of nice kids here as well, because we are catholics and the pope says we should make babies for jesus, but when I try the ladies hit me before I get the chance to make the babies with them, so I will have to try to work out how to not get hit so much.

Betty Boop;521766 wrote: Oh dear, I hate tea, although I do like the smell, so I'll just sniff yours, ok? :wah:


That is ok, maybe you could have a nice glass of fizzy orange instead, and you can tell me all about what the women in your country are like. The women in my country are nice, but they like to hit you too much because you havn't made them enough tea, so you get a scared after a while, and so I would like to experience different cultures as well.

Galbally;521768 wrote: hello again betty, what is an "ex", we have a new thing in my country called divorce, and I think its when married people are allowed to go to mass seperately on a sunday, and also they can write poems about each other and give them to a person called a lawyer who reads these poems out in a place called a court, and the people in the court decide who has the best poems and the winner gets a house or something, its becomming popular I think, like pop idol, which I have seen on something called television.


I didn't get the house so that means I'm crap at poetry doesn't it :-1 but I did get the children so that means I must have paid the most money out to the laywer huh? (it was an awful lot of money :rolleyes: )