stupid things think an fg'er might say

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:05 am

WonderWendy3;570719 wrote: I got it....PINE NEEDLE!!:wah:

How about peanut!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:06 am

Tater Tazz;570729 wrote: How about peanut!

your getting closer :rolleyes:

sigh

soberano i'm sorry come back mate :-3

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:11 am

jimbo;570730 wrote: your getting closer :rolleyes:

sigh

soberano i'm sorry come back mate :-3
What, are us girlies just not enough for you then? Hmmm?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:13 am

Oh, I know, petite pencil.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:14 am

jimbo;570686 wrote: another word for willy that begins with p

PMS? Oops, sorry, PMS means no willy!

:D

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:15 am

BH672;570741 wrote: PMS? Oops, sorry, PMS means no willy!

:D
:wah: :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:16 am

Tater Tazz;570743 wrote: :wah: :wah:

It could mean: petite male scrodum.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:17 am

pen is land

for pete's sake :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:17 am

BH672;570741 wrote: PMS? Oops, sorry, PMS means no willy!

:D

Typical male, you blame everything on our hormones, I'll have you know that I don't have hormone trouble, it's just you men, you're all selfish, immature, thoughtless gits. You've all got one track minds. What? Do you think I exist just to keep house, bring up the kids, cook your meals? Eh! Right, that's it, I've had enough, mother was right, all men are swines. I should never have got married. I should have stayed single. And, and I bet you've eaten all the chocolate haven't you!!!! And NO, it's not that time of the month!!!!

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:18 am

Imladris;570746 wrote: Typical male, you blame everything on our hormones, I'll have you know that I don't have hormone trouble, it's just you men, you're all selfish, immature, thoughtless gits. You've all got one track minds. What? Do you think I exist just to keep house, bring up the kids, cook your meals? Eh! Right, that's it, I've had enough, mother was right, all men are swines. I should never have got married. I should have stayed single. And, and I bet you've eaten all the chocolate haven't you!!!! And NO, it's not that time of the month!!!!

:wah:
At least you put this in the correct thread.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:20 am

Imladris;570746 wrote: Typical male, you blame everything on our hormones, I'll have you know that I don't have hormone trouble, it's just you men, you're all selfish, immature, thoughtless gits. You've all got one track minds. What? Do you think I exist just to keep house, bring up the kids, cook your meals? Eh! Right, that's it, I've had enough, mother was right, all men are swines. I should never have got married. I should have stayed single. And, and I bet you've eaten all the chocolate haven't you!!!! And NO, it's not that time of the month!!!!

:wah:

:wah: lol :wah:

See, you need us. We bring out the best in you!!!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:21 am

jimbo;570745 wrote: pen is land

for pete's sake :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5

I do not get it jimbo, can you please explain?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:22 am

Tater Tazz;570754 wrote: I do not get it jimbo, can you please explain?

ok there was a pen on an island :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:23 am

jimbo;570755 wrote: ok there was a pen on an island :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:wah: :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:23 am

jimbo;570745 wrote: pen is land

for pete's sake

We've been wasting our time waiting for this?

And you think I'm gay?

Geez! :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:25 am

BH672;570759 wrote: We've been wasting our time waiting for this?

And you think I'm gay?

Geez! :wah:

no i dont think your gay buddy , wise guy told me soberano whispered that in his ear the other night :p :p

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:25 am

OHHH, WRITE!! Like I was not seeing that at all...

Next riddle please!!:)

Love, Monster 2

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:26 am

Bh672 are you gay? Nothing wrong with that you know. Some of my best friends are gay.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:29 am

Gay is a fun word in my house, doesn't mean homo-sexual...means silly/quirky....so saying that...BH768...you are Gay in my book..

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:31 am

So, that must mean Jimbo is gay also. Right?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:31 am

WonderWendy3;570770 wrote: Gay is a fun word in my house, doesn't mean homo-sexual...means silly/quirky....so saying that...BH768...you are Gay in my book..

not the pen nice island book ... ok guys i'm outa here catch you later

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:33 am

Tater Tazz;570765 wrote: Bh672 are you gay? Nothing wrong with that you know. Some of my best friends are gay.

I'm very happy, if that's what you mean.

I notice the one line story thread can't seem to get off the gay theme! And now jimbo with this goofy Penis Island! I just figured the Euros had a one track mind!!!

:D

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:33 am

BH672;570778 wrote: I'm very happy, if that's what you mean.

I notice the one line story thread can't seem to get off the gay theme! And now jimbo with this goofy Penis Island! I just figured the Euros had a one track mind!!!

:D

:wah: :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:41 am

Tater Tazz;570774 wrote: So, that must mean Jimbo is gay also. Right?
jimbo;570776 wrote: ok guys i'm outa here catch you later
T/T, I think you made jimbo nervous! I wonder why!

WonderWendy3;570770 wrote: Gay is a fun word in my house, doesn't mean homo-sexual...means silly/quirky....so saying that...BH768...you are Gay in my book..
Thank you, WW, I would feel queer not being in your book!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:43 am

BH672;570786 wrote: T/T, I think you made jimbo nervous! I wonder why!

Thank you, WW, I would feel queer not being in your book!

Oh my dear sweet one, you have a whole chapter in my book!!:-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:48 am

Here is one for you to have fun with Jimbo, 2 years ago, I bought a ***** willow bush. Who would think there is so many different kinds of pussies. I bought french ***** willow.:wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:52 am

Tater Tazz;570790 wrote: Here is one for you to have fun with Jimbo, 2 years ago, I bought a ***** willow bush. Who would think there is so many different kinds of pussies. I bought french ***** willow.:wah:

I had some the other day, lovely to stroke:sneaky:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 am

Tater Tazz;570790 wrote: Here is one for you to have fun with Jimbo, 2 years ago, I bought a ***** willow bush. Who would think there is so many different kinds of pussies. I bought french ***** willow.:wah:

I've never heard of an asterisk willow bush, French or otherwise. What does it look like?

:rolleyes:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:56 am

A cat bush?

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:57 am

WonderWendy3;570787 wrote: Oh my dear sweet one, you have a whole chapter in my book!!:-4

:wah:

I'll probably regret asking, but what is the title of that chapter?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:15 am

BH672;570797 wrote: I've never heard of an asterisk willow bush, French or otherwise. What does it look like?

:rolleyes:

:wah: :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:16 am

BH672;570799 wrote: :

I'll probably regret asking, but what is the title of that chapter?

"When Brains meet Brawn"

:) :-4

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:15 am

Betty Boop;570805 wrote: :wah: :wah: :wah:

Little white fuzzy bud like objects, they grow on a bush.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:18 am

Here is a picture of one.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:37 am

:wah:

Minks..."I am deleting my account"

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:40 am

Jimbo: I want to debate spot on the meaning of life.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:41 am

YZGI: I'm giving up beer and sex.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:41 am

YZGI: I was born a poor black child.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:43 am

Immy; I'm going to set up a refuge for daddy-long-legs'

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:47 am

Sunny: NO means NO:D

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:26 pm

YZGI;570882 wrote: Sunny: NO means NO:D

That's funny!!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:28 pm

:yh_ooooo

I don't get it??

I'm having a blond moment! :yh_silly

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:35 pm

sunny104;570940 wrote: :yh_ooooo

I don't get it??

I'm having a blond moment! :yh_silly

In other words you don't say no.:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:38 pm

Wendybird;570955 wrote: Slaps YZGI!

Why you may ask?

Coz I wanna! :sneaky:

And it felt GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

You're tellin me! Can I have another?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 12:39 pm

YZGI;570951 wrote: In other words you don't say no.:wah:

so now I'm FG's hoochy mama??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:03 pm

sunny104;570962 wrote: so now I'm FG's hoochy mama??

Well if you're willing.:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm

YZGI saying he doesn't like women's attentions.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:12 pm

that line in "There I Said It"

"She's either a lesbian or a prude." God how ignorant.

:wah: