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Magenta...

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:17 pm
by WonderWendy3
JacksDad;605063 wrote: Thinking of me?

Time for a reality check, shall we?

I smile at you and invite you in. I tell you to sit down on the couch and offer you a drink. You're clean shaven Rarely and I think of kissing you right there and then . You sense what I'm thinking and smile, you grab my wrist and pull me closer to you. Nope, I was thinking of a cold Newcastle, but go on.

I stand before you in my white long cotton sun dress, the sun shining through the open door streams through the dress and offers nothing to the imagination. You run your fingers up and down my arms and the sensation of this makes me tingle all over. you pull me forcefully onto you and I have no where to go except to staddle your lap. You take my head between your hands and kiss me passionately. My body relaxes and I release a sensual sigh. I draw away from your lips and study the line of your face and neck. You mean my double chin?, Girl you need glasses. i kiss your neck becoming more and more passionate with each touch, I roll my tongue to your earlobe and you shiver and throw your head back. And throw my back out! A move like that would cause me to use my cane for two weeks. I move like a sloth. Smell like one too. you unbutton the front of my dress until you have a full veiw of my breasts and you touch me and I can feel your hardness beneath me. Get back on my lap. You're sitting on the arm of the chair again.Your lips go towards my breasts and I shudder with exctacy as you kiss and roam your open mouth over them. your strong hands ? Huh? My six year old is stronger than me! are roaming my naked back as you seem absorbed by my body . My breathing becomes rapid and my whole being wants you . I pull away from you and push you down into a lying position on the couch. I remove your pants and see for the first time your large erect hardness. Did I mention you need glasses? Big thick Coke bottle glasses. I want it badly but I tease you i run my tongue up and down your inner thighs and stop just as I come to your red swollen balls I've been meaning to get to the Doctor for that.i repeat this over and over again until you shudder with anticipation. And reach for my nitro.you're trembling From the palpitations.so i dont' wait any longer I take your balls in my open mouth wetting, moistening you with my saliva. I wrap my lips and tongue around you and stoke you with my mouth then your hard erect goes tentavely into my mouth and deeper so as to engulf all of you. you let out a little gasp and begin to thrust you hips forward wanting deeper and deeper and I well oblige.

Now either call the coroner or hide the body. Good job, Mags. Now you can explain to the boss why I'm not in tomorrow. "Oh!" she says, " He left for a pack of smokes and I haven't seen him since!"


That was hillarious!! You are too funny....:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl thank you for that!!



NotToday;605080 wrote: no one ever told me who the hottie is in the pic up there.... :confused:


NT, I don't know is why I didn't answer, but I copied the picture to my computer and it gave me the name Gabriel...so then I went to photobucket and found this.....








Magenta...

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:22 pm
by RedGlitter
[quote=JacksDad;605063]



And reach for my nitro.



:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Magenta...

Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:38 pm
by WonderWendy3
magenta flame;605155 wrote: come offit girls he looks about 20 .................sorry but having a 19 year old turns me off men that look too young


look, you have your fantasy type of dude, we have ours....do we really have to think about the age difference...in NT's defense...ummm she's a young thing...





as for this old fart...I'm old, not DEAD!!

Magenta...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:33 am
by pinkchick
JacksDad;605063 wrote: Thinking of me?

Time for a reality check, shall we?

I smile at you and invite you in. I tell you to sit down on the couch and offer you a drink. You're clean shaven Rarely and I think of kissing you right there and then . You sense what I'm thinking and smile, you grab my wrist and pull me closer to you. Nope, I was thinking of a cold Newcastle, but go on.

I stand before you in my white long cotton sun dress, the sun shining through the open door streams through the dress and offers nothing to the imagination. You run your fingers up and down my arms and the sensation of this makes me tingle all over. you pull me forcefully onto you and I have no where to go except to staddle your lap. You take my head between your hands and kiss me passionately. My body relaxes and I release a sensual sigh. I draw away from your lips and study the line of your face and neck. You mean my double chin?, Girl you need glasses. i kiss your neck becoming more and more passionate with each touch, I roll my tongue to your earlobe and you shiver and throw your head back. And throw my back out! A move like that would cause me to use my cane for two weeks. I move like a sloth. Smell like one too. you unbutton the front of my dress until you have a full veiw of my breasts and you touch me and I can feel your hardness beneath me. Get back on my lap. You're sitting on the arm of the chair again.Your lips go towards my breasts and I shudder with exctacy as you kiss and roam your open mouth over them. your strong hands ? Huh? My six year old is stronger than me! are roaming my naked back as you seem absorbed by my body . My breathing becomes rapid and my whole being wants you . I pull away from you and push you down into a lying position on the couch. I remove your pants and see for the first time your large erect hardness. Did I mention you need glasses? Big thick Coke bottle glasses. I want it badly but I tease you i run my tongue up and down your inner thighs and stop just as I come to your red swollen balls I've been meaning to get to the Doctor for that.i repeat this over and over again until you shudder with anticipation. And reach for my nitro.you're trembling From the palpitations.so i dont' wait any longer I take your balls in my open mouth wetting, moistening you with my saliva. I wrap my lips and tongue around you and stoke you with my mouth then your hard erect goes tentavely into my mouth and deeper so as to engulf all of you. you let out a little gasp and begin to thrust you hips forward wanting deeper and deeper and I well oblige.

Now either call the coroner or hide the body. Good job, Mags. Now you can explain to the boss why I'm not in tomorrow. "Oh!" she says, " He left for a pack of smokes and I haven't seen him since!"


Thank you so much for making me laugh:wah: :wah:

That is fantastic:wah:

Magenta...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:39 am
by Sweet Tooth
bwahahahahahahahahahah

Magenta...

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:05 am
by Sheryl
magenta flame;605160 wrote: and what is wrong with this ? HUH? you're just way too picky


well he's been cheating on ya. I saw 3 girls eating sushi off of him the other day. One actually slurped some soy sauce out of his belly button. ;)

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:08 pm
by WonderWendy3
magenta flame;617649 wrote: Typical!!! I can't keep a man to save myself!

Even good looking ones like him ..damn it, I gave him the best cooking years of my life.:thinking:


Awww Mag, there are other fish in the sea.....don't give up....:yh_giggle

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:42 pm
by WonderWendy3
magenta flame;617761 wrote: Yeah but I don't seem to want a fish ! I want a whale:D


I started to say that...NO JOKE...afraid that I would hurt someones feelings...can count ya Magenta!! whooo hooo !!:D

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:43 pm
by guppy
magenta flame;617761 wrote: Yeah but I don't seem to want a fish ! I want a whale:D




maaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg.....do you have to keep using my kin as descriptions??????????????????:-5 :p

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 4:57 pm
by WonderWendy3
magenta flame;617765 wrote: Hey that wsn't me that was wendy ..................I just got into the passenger seat :D

Whales are mammels gups. tff pfft

:thinking:













:wah:


A-hem...I'm right here and it WASN'T me nanner nanner nanner!!---It was Mag...get her Gups!!....here's the big stick....

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:00 pm
by guppy
WonderWendy3;617767 wrote: A-hem...I'm right here and it WASN'T me nanner nanner nanner!!---It was Mag...get her Gups!!....here's the big stick....


alrighty then..come here mags.....

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Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:25 pm
by guppy
phooooey......spit...spit.....what kind of perfume you wearing mag? yuuuuuuuuuk taste awful.............:p

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:41 pm
by guppy
magenta flame;617780 wrote: perfum der twarlette.:wah: :wah: Yep that's right baby you just had yourself some manure!:wah: HaHa !


dead fish!!!!!! emergency emergency!!! need some lip to lip here......:p

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:44 pm
by WonderWendy3
guppy;617781 wrote: dead fish!!!!!! emergency emergency!!! need some lip to lip here......:p


Lips to the rescue!!




Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:45 pm
by guppy
WonderWendy3;617783 wrote: Lips to the rescue!!






:wah: :wah: :wah:

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:53 pm
by guppy
magenta flame;617785 wrote: I'll get my revenge you just wait


:eek: :eek: :eek: :yh_whistl

Magenta...

Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:03 pm
by guppy
magenta flame;617789 wrote: Hey Gups!!!!





MMMMHHHHHWWWWAAAHHHAAHHAAHAA



have you checked the children?



Missing a few cousins lately guppy?



MMMHHHWWWAAAAHHHAAHHAAA








oooh that is really loooooooooooooooooow even for a foot licker like you fish killer!!!!!!!!!! yikes!!! my cousins.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sniff sniff snot snot.........hey! cani wipe my nose on your shirt sleeve mag?