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crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:16 am

I often suffer from gnat bites in the summer. Is there a way to repel them and encourage men to give me a nibble instead?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:20 am

Idgie;630109 wrote: Dabbing on vanilla extract works great and I hear it's also an aphrodisiac to men. :sneaky:

I'll have a gallon pleeze..:sneaky:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:23 am

Idgie;630109 wrote: Dabbing on vanilla extract works great and I hear it's also an aphrodisiac to men. :sneaky:

zinkyusa;630112 wrote: I'll have a gallon pleeze..:sneaky:

You want to pull men :rolleyes: :wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:25 am

SuzyB;630115 wrote: You want to pull men :rolleyes: :wah:

dang, are you two tag teaming me now??:wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:29 am

crazygal;630106 wrote: I often suffer from gnat bites in the summer. Is there a way to repel them and encourage men to give me a nibble instead?

Gnat bites can be a problem and if left unattended can fester and bleed. A soothing application of garlic juice should provide some relief. They can generally be repeled by wearing a Tibetan bracelet made of copper and blessed by the Dali Lama.

Men can be encouraged to give you a nibble if you would daily apply essense of chocolate to those parts of your body you wish nibbled.

CAUTION!!!! Do not apply garlic juice and essense of chocolate at the same time.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:09 am

crazygal;630106 wrote: I often suffer from gnat bites in the summer. Is there a way to repel them and encourage men to give me a nibble instead?
Just keep your legs open while eating water melon and they will never bother the water melon.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:13 am

YZGI;630174 wrote: Just keep your legs open while eating water melon and they will never bother the water melon.

or your dog :wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:01 pm

:wah:

How do you sooth a sore bean?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:59 pm

crazygal;630566 wrote: :wah:

How do you sooth a sore bean?

Bean??? Whaszat?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:00 pm

I have sore knees, what is the best thing to do for them?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:02 pm

WonderWendy3;630780 wrote: I have sore knees, what is the best thing to do for them?
Use knee pads next time.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:06 pm

YZGI;630787 wrote: Use knee pads next time.

I thought after I wrote it, it's internal, if I bend them, you can hear them popping, have been hurting for about 3 weeks now...

:wah: :wah: at Mr. Wisey!! Oddly enough doing the deed on the knees doesn't bother them, if that helps the good Dr. Lon any or not...sorry if TMI.

It really hurts to bend them, to sit for long lengths of time etc. I put heat on them last night and helped temporarily. But getting concerned.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:07 pm

WonderWendy3;630780 wrote: I have sore knees, what is the best thing to do for them?

Advil and glucosamine can help along with extract of hummingbird saliva.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:24 pm

WonderWendy3;630780 wrote: I have sore knees, what is the best thing to do for them?

Ouch, I had carpet burns once, agony.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:42 pm

almostfamous;630856 wrote: once?!

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

oh sorry :yh_whistl

Yes just once, never again. Had blisters on my knees and feet. May sound funny but lasted for weeks, they wept all the time.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:45 pm

almostfamous;630903 wrote:

that sux

Yep, amazing position, sitting on the guy backwards but boy was it so not worth it.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:25 am

crazygal;630907 wrote: Yep, amazing position, sitting on the guy backwards but boy was it so not worth it.

^^ummm...what about doing on bed instead of floor^^ ??? just wondering...not like I've done that position a zillion times or anything like that...:sneaky:

CrazyCruizChick · Post by **CrazyCruizChick** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 8:58 am

I have been in so much pain all day & been sick a couple of times.

I have had really bad heartburn & been down to the doctors not very helpful as she gave me some Gaviscon which isn't doing anything for me I just want to get rid of the pain.

Is there anything else I can take? Please..:-1

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:04 am

CrazyCruizChick;636610 wrote: I have been in so much pain all day & been sick a couple of times.

I have had really bad heartburn & been down to the doctors not very helpful as she gave me some Gaviscon which isn't doing anything for me I just want to get rid of the pain.

Is there anything else I can take? Please..:-1

Better stick with your real doc on this one. Hope you get to feeling better.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:28 am

I got knee pain, just on the outside of my knee cap and below in that little indented area. After any kind of lengthy walk, be it rough hiking, casual strolling, or power walking it hurts. While walking it's most painful when going downhill something to do with the motion of my foot for that kind of flexing. Starts usually with the left knee then over the summer the right will hurt as well. Oddly this pain will disappear the next day.

I am stumped.

CrazyCruizChick · Post by **CrazyCruizChick** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:31 am

Lon;636617 wrote: Better stick with your real doc on this one. Hope you get to feeling better.

ok thanks Lon.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:43 am

WonderWendy3;631954 wrote: ^^ummm...what about doing on bed instead of floor^^ ??? just wondering...not like I've done that position a zillion times or anything like that...:sneaky:

Good point there.

I will try that next time if I have Magneta's permission of course.