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*stumbling blindly in the darkness through piles of guano*

"Zinkyyyyy! I come bearing fruit!!!"

got the flashlight pointing down, not to bother all the other battys.....Zinkkkkkyyyy, come here I'll give you a massage and make you happpppyyyyyyyyyy

WonderWendy3;631214 wrote: got the flashlight pointing down, not to bother all the other battys.....Zinkkkkkyyyy, come here I'll give you a massage and make you happpppyyyyyyyyyy


LEAVE HIM ALONE GIRLS!! I have him safely tucked up in my nest - we are having a birdy bat moment. Hes very upset with you all - need birdy 'there there' time.

ThePheasant;631216 wrote: LEAVE HIM ALONE GIRLS!! I have him safely tucked up in my nest - we are having a birdy bat moment. Hes very upset with you all - need birdy 'there there' time.


Oh okay...just so he's safe and sound and you do know that ummm you are different type of winged creatures....right??? just checkin'!!



Okay Red, you can come out of the cave....watch out for your head on that last turn, I got a big bump on my head....:-5

WonderWendy3;631230 wrote: Oh okay...just so he's safe and sound and you do know that ummm you are different type of winged creatures....right??? just checkin'!!



Okay Red, you can come out of the cave....watch out for your head on that last turn, I got a big bump on my head....:-5


There are certain similarities - you work with what you got in your nest

ThePheasant;631232 wrote: There are certain similarities - you work with what you got in your nest


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'm leaving that one alone...

ThePheasant;631232 wrote: There are certain similarities - you work with what you got in your nest


There there? Uh...where where??

:-2

Wendy, Pheasant's trapped Zinky!! He probably thinks he's at some Bangkok massage parlor!! We have to save him!!

RedGlitter;631296 wrote: There there? Uh...where where??

:-2

Wendy, Pheasant's trapped Zinky!! He probably thinks he's at some Bangkok massage parlor!! We have to save him!!


Muhahaha - Well he fell for the massage parlor story :wah: And I'm not letting him out! :wah:

Have the mean people left?:-3

zinkyusa;631682 wrote: Have the mean people left?:-3


Muhahahahaha

Red, what is our strategy?? do we shake the tree and get the nest to the ground, or do I fly up there and grab up the bat and fly him to safety??? You can distract the Pheasant...somewhere I read she doesn't like light and hasn't had her medication for days!!

WonderWendy3;632059 wrote: Red, what is our strategy?? do we shake the tree and get the nest to the ground, or do I fly up there and grab up the bat and fly him to safety??? You can distract the Pheasant...somewhere I read she doesn't like light and hasn't had her medication for days!!


I'm nnnnnnnot on medication - I"M NOT, I'M NOT its all lies!!!! Get that light away from my eyes - ahhhhhhh!!!

:wah: Zinky is actually feeling very snug in my nest, you and Red could try to launch a rescue mission is you like....BRING IT!!!!! :wah:

ThePheasant;632147 wrote: I'm nnnnnnnot on medication - I"M NOT, I'M NOT its all lies!!!! Get that light away from my eyes - ahhhhhhh!!!

:wah: Zinky is actually feeling very snug in my nest, you and Red could try to launch a rescue mission is you like....BRING IT!!!!! :wah:


it is a bit difficult to hang upside in here, but she's very soft:sneaky:

zinkyusa;632157 wrote: it is a bit difficult to hang upside in here, but she's very soft:sneaky:


:wah: You looked like you were enjoying my fluffiness :wah:

Those evil 'maneaters'...I mean 'bateaters' will not get you. The other thread said I was SuperGirl ....... So I wait for them - let the battle begin ......

I'll distract the bad bird with some big fat worms! You fly up there and scoop up our little bat pal- but be careful! He's squishy! Be very gentle! We don't want to bruise him any more than we usually do.



Here Wendy, use this kiwi for bait. Zinky loves soft fuzzy things with nectar!

:sneaky: :sneaky: :sneaky:

I am bad glitter, huh?

My sparkles are shamed.

:wah: oh my what a laugh you guys are!

Okay...got the kiwi...ready to go....She may be a supergirl...but I'm a WOMAN!!:wah:

STOP, you three shouldn't be fighting over me!! There should be a few more.

continue please

NOT SO FAST BAD GLITTER AND WONDER WIMP. Do you honesty think it would be that easy!!!! Why would I be interested in FAT WORMS - it will take far more than that to distract me

Zinky look into my eyes ....... you are feeling sleepy, repeat after me Pheasy cuddly, Bad Glitter and WW are Bad!!!

POW!!

Take that Wonder Wimp - as WW falls too the ground squishing Bad Glitter!!!

Mahahahaha

NO!! NOT SO FAST BEAKY BIRD!!

I quick reach into my pocket and throw a handful of my glitter at you! I trap you in my glitter net! Now you have to buy a vowel! WW springs into action (literally, she's got springs) and swoops up to capture poor distressed yet excited Zinky!

Zinky knows we're BAD! That's why he likes us!! :wah:

:wah: Haha this sounds as though it could get physical and ugly soon, sounds like fun!!



*pulls up a seat, and starts eating some popcorn*

almostfamous;632218 wrote: Bad glitter and wonder wimp :wah: oooooooooooooooo you've stirred it up now missy :yh_giggle


oooohhhhhhh, another one has arrived:sneaky:

s'up blondie..why am I so sleepy

RedGlitter;632219 wrote: NO!! NOT SO FAST BEAKY BIRD!!

I quick reach into my pocket and throw a handful of my glitter at you! I trap you in my glitter net! Now you have to buy a vowel! WW springs into action (literally, she's got springs) and swoops up to capture poor distressed yet excited Zinky!

Zinky knows we're BAD! That's why he likes us!! :wah:


well yes it's true I do like bad girls:-4

zinkyusa;632223 wrote: well yes it's true I do like bad girls:-4


*BadGlitter is meanwhile waiting back at the bat cave with Wesson oil and a rubber sheet...*

Oh god. I probably took this too far again, huh? I'm always doing that.

RedGlitter;632225 wrote: *BadGlitter is meanwhile waiting back at the bat cave with Wesson oil and a rubber sheet...*

Oh god. I probably took this too far again, huh? I'm always doing that.


ah!!!!

are you going to cook me:p

zinkyusa;632227 wrote: ah!!!!

are you going to cook me:p


Wellllll.....if things go well, you might find yourself a little...overheated.... :sneaky:

RedGlitter;632228 wrote: Wellllll.....if things go well, you might find yourself a little...overheated.... :sneaky:


YOU CALL THAT GLITTER - IT WAS DANDRUFF

Looks like Bad Glitter is on her own!! Wonder Wimp has abandoned you !!!!!!!

You like heat RED - Take a flame thrower ...... mahahaha I hear your screams.

Pheasy grabs Zinky back and heads for her Bridal Nest with vibrating twigs!!!!:D

And as Pheasy the wacko birdie flies around a tall tree -- WHAMMMM, Wonder Wendy (NON-wimp, may I add???) knocks the bird to the ground and takes the bat and returns to the cave where Red Glitter is cooking something...wait...ummm Red...thought we were going to use that Wesson Oil for something else??? hmmmm????





:wah:

ThePheasant;632232 wrote: YOU CALL THAT GLITTER - IT WAS DANDRUFF

Looks like Bad Glitter is on her own!! Wonder Wimp has abandoned you !!!!!!!

You like heat RED - Take a flame thrower ...... mahahaha I hear your screams.

Pheasy grabs Zinky back and heads for her Bridal Nest with vibrating twigs!!!!:D


HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! BRIDAL NEST WITH VIBRATING TWIGS??!

You been drinking, Pheasy?? (That was pretty dang funny, I'll admit)

But BWAHAHAHA!!! Dandruff nothing!! Those were Magic Sparkles! And you don't know about my secret Ninja Powers! I trump your flame thrower with my Throwing Star!! Take that you feathered floozy!! :wah:

WonderWendy3;632237 wrote: And as Pheasy the wacko birdie flies around a tall tree -- WHAMMMM, Wonder Wendy (NON-wimp, may I add???) knocks the bird to the ground and takes the bat and returns to the cave where Red Glitter is cooking something...wait...ummm Red...thought we were going to use that Wesson Oil for something else??? hmmmm????





:wah:


Oh! Um well.....I'm not really into threesomes, Non-Wimp Wonder Wendy, but if you don't mind sloppy seconds, I'll save some of the Wesson oil for you! :wah:

ZINKY!!!! COME TO MAMA!!!!

:wah: :sneaky:

RedGlitter;632263 wrote: Oh! Um well.....I'm not really into threesomes, Non-Wimp Wonder Wendy, but if you don't mind sloppy seconds, I'll save some of the Wesson oil for you! :wah:

ZINKY!!!! COME TO MAMA!!!!

:wah: :sneaky:




HAHAHAHA Now I have them fighting amongst themselves!!! Soon, very Soon I WILL CLINCH THE BAT!!!

RedGlitter;632261 wrote: HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! BRIDAL NEST WITH VIBRATING TWIGS??!

You been drinking, Pheasy?? (That was pretty dang funny, I'll admit)

But BWAHAHAHA!!! Dandruff nothing!! Those were Magic Sparkles! And you don't know about my secret Ninja Powers! I trump your flame thrower with my Throwing Star!! Take that you feathered floozy!! :wah:


He already told me how much he enjoys the vibrating twig nest. Very soon I will be introdcuing him to my Water Cloud and SkyHigh club

ThePheasant;632291 wrote: He already told me how much he enjoys the vibrating twig nest. Very soon I will be introdcuing him to my Water Cloud and SkyHigh club


Sorry! The bat has been taken by me into protective custody. I will be notifying BPS (Bat Protective Services) about you and your VIBRATING TWIGS (God, that actually is a sex toy for real, I saw it in a catalog once) and I will have you registered as a Bat Offender.

Don't mess with the Glitter Girl, chicky! I have tricks you ain't had time to learn! :wah:

BWAHAHA!!!

As Zinky sits back and laughs at us females.......

RedGlitter;632301 wrote: Sorry! The bat has been taken by me into protective custody. I will be notifying BPS (Bat Protective Services) about you and your VIBRATING TWIGS (God, that actually is a sex toy for real, I saw it in a catalog once) and I will have you registered as a Bat Offender.

Don't mess with the Glitter Girl, chicky! I have tricks you ain't had time to learn! :wah:

BWAHAHA!!!

As Zinky sits back and laughs at us females.......


:wah: I think we scared Zinky off!! I will be waiting to grab him when he comes out of hiding.

And Wonder Wimp is scared of me, she ran off with her cape between her legs .... ummm :-3

:wah:

Zinky keeps slipping away....I haven't even opened the Wesson oil yet.

Do you think we hot to trot love goddesses are too much for him?

Indeed, we may be too much for any man here.....:-3

RedGlitter;632447 wrote: :wah:

Zinky keeps slipping away....I haven't even opened the Wesson oil yet.

Do you think we hot to trot love goddesses are too much for him?

Indeed, we may be too much for any man here.....:-3


:wah: Credit to Zinky - he is the only man brave enough to venture into this thread lately

OHHHHHHH....BAD GLITTER ... WONDER WIMP YOU BETTER COME UP WITH SOMETHING GOOD SOON.......

Otherwise I'm taking to goods FOREVER

You really want to go there???

Kinkiness can be good

HA! A little trick I learned in New Mexico. Bats have sonar and always leave their cave flying in the same direction. I'll adjust Zinky's sonar so he'll always return to me. Just like a boomerang.

Where's that dang remote control...

Everybody knows Zinky's a fruit bat! And believe me, I am one luscious desert peach. :sneaky:

:wah:

:wah: :wah:

RedGlitter;632487 wrote: HA! A little trick I learned in New Mexico. Bats have sonar and always leave their cave flying in the same direction. I'll adjust Zinky's sonar so he'll always return to me. Just like a boomerang.

Where's that dang remote control...

Everybody knows Zinky's a fruit bat! And believe me, I am one luscious desert peach. :sneaky:

:wah:


Yes, yes you are!!!:-4 :-4

WonderWendy3;632515 wrote: Yes, yes you are!!!:-4 :-4


:-4 You sweet thing, Wendy.:-6

zinky awakens upside in his cave covered in gooey oil, feathers and twigs....

must have been a crazy night, i wonder if i had a good time?

zinkyusa;632746 wrote: zinky awakens upside in his cave covered in gooey oil, feathers and twigs....

must have been a crazy night, i wonder if i had a good time?


:wah: Oh yes, you had a VERY good time. Its ok we made sure you won't remember a thing!! (Same time next week girls?)

ThePheasant;632749 wrote: :wah: Oh yes, you had a VERY good time. Its ok we made sure you won't remember a thing!! (Same time next week girls?)
:wah: :wah:

pinkchick;632884 wrote: :wah: :wah:


He left his cave door open and the red light switched on!!!

ThePheasant;633130 wrote: He left his cave door open and the red light switched on!!!


where you been all day bird brain?

zinkyusa;633132 wrote: where you been all day bird brain?


Supergirl training for my next battle with Bad Glitter and Wonder Wimp!!, also took the advanced 'bat snatching' course

(or running kids all over the place - IN 94F) :-6

ThePheasant;633136 wrote: Supergirl training for my next battle with Bad Glitter and Wonder Wimp!!, also took the advanced 'bat snatching' course

(or running kids all over the place - IN 94F) :-6


ok acceptable excuses..