Demented Wishes Game

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:37 pm

abbey wrote:

I wish that the "lady" next door would'nt park outside my house.
Granted. She now parks in your living room.

I wish the sinkful of dirty dishes would disappear.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:47 pm

BabyRider wrote: Granted. She now parks in your living room.

I wish the sinkful of dirty dishes would disappear.
Granted! it is chinet paper plates for you for the rest of your life.

I wish I would meet a mysterious stranger

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:52 pm

>>^..^ Granted! it is chinet paper plates for you for the rest of your life.

I wish I would meet a mysterious stranger
granted...say hello to ted bundy. ..................................i wish i didn't live in florida.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:56 pm

lady cop wrote: i wish i didn't live in florida.
Granted - you now live in Canada, be sure to bring your beaver

I wish it was time to go home

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:59 pm

what, you don't have enough beavers up there? :yh_rotfl ...how about moosies?

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:10 pm

>>^..^

I wish it was time to go homeGranted. It's time to go home, but you have amnesia and can't remember where you live.

I wish my fiance was home right now.

P.S. (Great game, Cass!!)

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:10 pm

Okay Cassie, when will there be "Wheel of Fortune" on the Forum? That will keep you busy. can we have that?

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:17 pm

Paula wrote: Okay Cassie, when will there be "Wheel of Fortune" on the Forum? That will keep you busy. can we have that?

Either play the game or go away

babyrider wrote: I wish my fiance was home right now.
Granted: check the upstairs closet, he is hiding in there wearing women's lingerie

I wish Paula would play the game and tell us what tree she is.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:35 pm

wenutu wrote: ,

I wish that I could think of something worth wishing for

Granted! you now can think of everything you want to wish for, in fact, you can't stop wishing for things, it is on your mind night and day... wish wish wish.

(LOL at the Walnut Tree)

I wish I liked fish. (blech)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:37 pm

>>^..^

I wish I liked fish. (blech)
Granted. *POOF* You're a seal.

I wish I had not caught this cold.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:41 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wish I had not caught this cold.
Granted! Instead of a cold you caught crabs

I wish my daughter would not keep the TV so loud

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:54 pm

>>^..^ I wish my daughter would not keep the TV so loud

Granted. Your daughter just pitched the TV out the window and invited the school marching band to come practice in your bedroom. At midnight. Every night.

I wish my man and I were on the bike right now.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:01 pm

BabyRider wrote:

I wish my man and I were on the bike right now.
Granted! there you are

I wish I wasn't so weird

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:06 pm

>>^..^

I wish I wasn't so weird
DENIED!!!!! If you weren't so weird, this game wouldn't be HALF as fun!!!

(I guess I can't make a wish, since I denied yours!)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:10 pm

BabyRider wrote: DENIED!!!!! If you weren't so weird, this game wouldn't be HALF as fun!!!

okay, I wish you weren't so weird :-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:17 pm

>>^..^ Granted! there you are

I wish I wasn't so weird

PRESTO You are bill gates

I wish my desk wasn't such a darn mess

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:33 pm

minks wrote: PRESTO You are bill gates

I wish my desk wasn't such a darn mess
Granted your desk, your mind, your body is sterile

I wish the forum had a spell checker

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:35 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish the forum had a spell checker
Wut dew wee nead uh spellll chekkir fore?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:58 pm

I wish i had a new car :driving:

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:39 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted your desk, your mind, your body is sterile

I wish the forum had a spell checker

Presto you are holding a red pen in your hand (get at it)

I wish there was no such thing as PMS

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:40 pm

abbey wrote: I wish i had a new car :driving:
Granted, FG member cars is your new roomie

I wish I could photograph the SI bathing suit issue [artistic purposes of course]:sneaky:

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:45 pm

minks wrote: Presto you are holding a red pen in your hand (get at it)

I wish there was no such thing as PMSGranted, you are now Michael Jackson for 1 wk each month

I hope Cass does'nt hurt me for taking two in a row, but I just could'nt resist:o

Minks: you obviously have me confused with someone who has memory or intellect

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted, FG member cars is your new roomie

I wish I could photograph the SI bathing suit issue [artistic purposes of course]:sneaky:
Congratulations!! Sports Illustrated just called and put you in charge of their NEW Swimsuit campaign "SI Studs" the all male, all hot, all men in thongs addition.

I wish I had that job too

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:50 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I wish I could photograph the SI bathing suit issue [artistic purposes of course]:sneaky:
Granted. SI has recently discovered a whole other fan base: Women! In the interest of fairness, they are now putting out the MALE version of the swimsuit issue. You're hired!!

I wish I didn't have to go to the laundromat tomorrow.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:50 pm

Der Wulf

(2 in a row - screws it up)

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:51 pm

>>^..^ Congratulations!! Sports Illustrated just called and put you in charge of their NEW Swimsuit campaign "SI Studs" the all male, all hot, all men in thongs addition.

Hey Cassie....JINX!!!! :yh_rotfl

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:51 pm

Babyrider

we both had the same SI answer

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 4:55 pm

>>^..^ Babyrider

we both had the same SI answer
I saw that! It was bound to happen, one of us reading the other's mind...:yh_doh

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:06 pm

BabyRider wrote: I saw that! It was bound to happen, one of us reading the other's mind...:yh_doh
GOD HELP ME, I've been blitzed by a female mind meld

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:09 pm

BabyRider wrote: I saw that! It was bound to happen, one of us reading the other's mind...:yh_doh
You are scaring me again :yh_hugs

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:54 pm

>>^..^ You are scaring me again :yh_hugs
I wish I didn't scare Cassie so bad...

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:10 pm

BabyRider wrote: I wish I didn't scare Cassie so bad...
Granted: Now Cassie scares the sh!t out of YOU.

I wish I had a barbie lunchbox

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:27 pm

koan wrote: Granted: Now Cassie scares the sh!t out of YOU.

I wish I had a barbie lunchbox
Granted you have all the barbie stuff including plastic boobs

I wish I was 16 again

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:29 pm

Der Wulf wrote: Granted you have all the barbie stuff including plastic boobs

I wish I was 16 again
Granted: you have now been 16 - 4 times (and you are 64)

I wish drambuie didn't make my nose numb

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:58 pm

>>^..^ Granted: you have now been 16 - 4 times (and you are 64)

I wish drambuie didn't make my nose numb

Granted: it makes your nose fall off

I wish my dog wouldn't drink my coffee!

Der Wulf · Post by **Der Wulf** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:17 pm

koan wrote: Granted: it makes your nose fall off

I wish my dog wouldn't drink my coffee!
Granted, now he takes a wiz in it

I WISH TO NEVER HAVE COFFEE AT YOUR PLACE:yh_sick

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:29 pm

Der Wulf wrote:

I WISH TO NEVER HAVE COFFEE AT YOUR PLACE:yh_sick
Granted: you can have cocktails at mine

I wish I didn't stay up so late every night

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:54 pm

>>^..^ I wish I didn't stay up so late every night
Granted: You now "get down" and play that funky music until very late every night.

I wish I lived on a houseboat.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:58 pm

A Karenina wrote: Granted: You now "get down" and play that funky music until very late every night.

I wish I lived on a houseboat.
in key west...only they all went to the bottom in the last hurricane..........i wish i were on the same continent as my lover.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:43 am

lady cop wrote: .....i wish i were on the same continent as my lover.
Granted: in a major disruption to Earths tectonic plates the Americas and the Eurasian continent are now one.

I wish I could have slept in this morning

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:49 am

>>^..^ Granted: in a major disruption to Earths tectonic plates the Americas and the Eurasian continent are now one.

I wish I could have slept in this morning

Presto you are sleeping beauty and you will remain asleep until Orlando Bloom arrives.

I wish I didn't have to go to work this morning, (as I watch the minutes tick to the very last second before I have to leave)

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:26 am

minks wrote:

I wish I didn't have to go to work this morning
you don't! the boiler just exploded in the basement of your workplace and you will be out of work for at least 6 weeks until repairs are made.

I wish I would never get wrinkles

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 9:51 am

Presto you will remain an infant forever.

(I wish the boiler would break at work) ahahaha I am now here at work

Ok I wish I didn't have this cranky grey cloud hanging over my head all week.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:07 am

minks wrote: Ok I wish I didn't have this cranky grey cloud hanging over my head all week. Great news, your wish has been granted ~ that isn't a grey cloud ~ it's a radioactive emission from an local nuclear reactor.

I wish this cough would go away *cough* *cough*

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 10:39 am

>>^..^ Great news, your wish has been granted ~ that isn't a grey cloud ~ it's a radioactive emission from an local nuclear reactor.

I wish this cough would go away *cough* *cough*

VOILA- I pushed you out from under my toxic cloud you should breath easier now.

I wish I could go home now.

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 11:18 am

minks wrote: I wish I could go home now.
Granted: The company is bankrupt, and everyone goes home now.

(I'm SO glad I didn't answer the continent one, since continent can also mean abstinence as well as those messy bladder problems! Lovers...continent...it was pretty tempting, LOL.)

I wish I had endless free coffee refills.

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 12:57 pm

A Karenina wrote: Granted: The company is bankrupt, and everyone goes home now.

I wish I had endless free coffee refills.
GRANTED but you're so wired from the caffein you cant hold the cup for shaking.

I wish i did'nt feel so fat.

Cass · Post by **Cass** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:07 pm

abbey wrote: GRANTED but you're so wired from the caffein you cant hold the cup for shaking.

I wish i did'nt feel so fat.
Granted, you feel sleek as a panther and drop dead gorgeous.

I wish I didn't spend so much money today at the mall :yh_money

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:40 pm

>>^..^ Granted, you feel sleek as a panther and drop dead gorgeous.

I wish I didn't spend so much money today at the mall :yh_money

Granted. All your credit is frozen and they come to repossess what you you bought.

I wish I had stronger pain killers