Party For Gill,kaz,kay,pam.jim,kinks,chez,red,kathy,lemony,r ed,abbey

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:05 am

Pheasy, Chessie, Lemony, Abbey, and Neffy all suddenly leap into the middle of the room when somebody puts a Spice Girls track on, and really get into the swing of the song

This really fetched the house down !!!!..............................

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:11 am

Zigagazigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Cor this bloody leather catsuit dont arf chaff....ere Gill do I have camel toe?

Pass me another snowball Kinks........."Im in the mood for dancing, romancin ohhhh lets have a snowball fight"

Jeeees am I seeing double or has Nommie got a whopper..he just dropped his balloon hah hah:wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:13 am

i'll have another Gon & Tinic please:p

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:17 am

kazalala;744686 wrote: i'll have another Gon & Tinic please:p

nearly wet me knicks...........

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kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:22 am

Chezzie;744690 wrote: nearly wet me knicks...........

Thought it was a bit wiffy in ere

:rolleyes::wah:

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:25 am

kazalala;744694 wrote: Thought it was a bit wiffy in ere:wah:

well it aint me cos I never even dribbled...I knew them love eggs would come in handy for my bladder control:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Know what you mean though, and Gill has lost her knickers:sneaky:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:35 am

Chezzie;744697 wrote: well it aint me cos I never even dribbled...I knew them love eggs would come in handy for my bladder control:wah::wah::wah::wah:

Know what you mean though, and Gill has lost her knickers:sneaky:

:wah: i nearly spat my coffee out all over the screen

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:36 am

Ahaa so that why your walking funny:D I cant take that gill anywhere honestly!!!:rolleyes:

Time for another ton & ginic i think;) ere have you seen Carolly lately? Shes got her fur stole on, and her wig er i mean hair is a bit lop sided:-3

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:41 am

I saw Carol disappear out the door a while ago, she was muttering something about having a cold shower and comin back for a bit more................................fun ! I found me knickers !!! El guapo was makin like Superman with them and chasin Neffy round the garden ........................... Just seen Pam and Kay havin a swimming race in the pool !!

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:45 am

Angel, you must have had more to drink than you thought, you've been dancing on the dance floor all night..........remember

:wah:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:48 am

Angel lurches through the door, as she hiccupped her way across the room to get a bottle of bubbly from the 'bar', she bumped into Red who was in deep conversation with Spot - something about cats and birds I think - Red over-balanced and landed on Nomad's knee..............................................

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:59 am

Time for Christmas sing song,,, everybodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy:guitarist

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:05 am

RIGHT.IM BACK............WHAT A POXY HANGOVER IVE HAD.............................EXCUSE ME WHAT THE F.........ELLS BEEN GOIN ON YOU LOT!!!!:-5:-5Also please note that Im only wearing a wig cause bloody Kay cut all me bleedin hair off when I was asleep.......jealous old ratbag.Tell ye good to see some new people at this party......giggles hope they have been looking after you..........ere why you got on odd shoes????Oh hell they have got you drunk........bet Kaz done that.Ere Kinks stop walking about with Gills knickers on yer head.......not very becoming dear.Oh ffs Gill youve taken yer teeth out.........put em back woman.....no drawers on an no teeth in is just to much.I see that Chez has passed out.....why aint I surprised.........what a sight lol.....her mouth is open lol.....ere does she EVER shut her mouth ffs???Ive heard pheasy is still looking at her dead brother in that bloody sandwich.........maybe we should bury the bloody fing.Pam.......dont try to be as glam as me sweetness.........mind you those cheap earings are dead common dont you fink?Reds still looking at her threads I see and eating.........thats my girl.......oh Im going to get a drink...........port an babycham.......2 of then and Im anybodies.....now that sounds good to me:rolleyes:;)

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:08 am

Kinks loves that song, goes onto the dance floor to strut her sfuff and can't keep herself up, so slowly but surely ends up on the floor.......to save on embarrassment, pretends she meant to and attempts break dancing :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:09 am

AngelEyes82;744729 wrote: Uh sure I remember... * Angel Stumbles over to the bar.. another shot of peppermint, please! "Hicccuppp"
Hi AngelxxWelcome to the party...........ere hope youve bought a bottle with Mrs and Im not talking pepsi here ok.........just watch Kaz Angel.....about now she starts talking about her internet shopping at Tesco ffs......:rolleyes:

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:13 am

There's abang at the door, Gill lurches over and opens it.............Carla is leaning against the wall and wondering if this is the right place for the debate..............Gill shakes her head and nearly falls over....... Carla starts to smile at the sight of all the FGers laughing and drinking inside........she decides this could be more fun than a debate and walks through the door and straight for a bottle of bubbly..............

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:14 am

Uh......Gills knickers?..... she told me it was a balaclava.....hey Gill........oy......come here...i want a word with you mrs

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:24 am

kinks;744746 wrote: Uh......Gills knickers?..... she told me it was a balaclava.....hey Gill........oy......come here...i want a word with you mrsOh Kinks.....how can you fall for that ffs.......mind you I thought she never wore any as she once told me she had lost to many pairs in cars..................dunno what she meant.....do you???;):rolleyes:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:34 am

ahahahah thanks for holding this party I so needed the laugh! :wah::wah:

Everyone looks so nice in all their finery and I especially like aussiepams outfit.

Lemon, having noted the wings and icecream fiasco, goes into the kitchen to experiment. She makes some turkey and vanilla ice cream sandwiches and hands them round but strangely nobody seems very hungry.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:38 am

lemon_and_mint;744761 wrote: ahahahah thanks for holding this party I so needed the laugh! :wah::wah:

Everyone looks so nice in all their finery and I especially like aussiepams outfit.

Lemon, having noted the wings and icecream fiasco, goes into the kitchen to experiment. She makes some turkey and vanilla ice cream sandwiches and hands them round but strangely nobody seems very hungry.

Yuk............oh lemony....you forgot to take the giblets out ffs thats why nobody wants any:rolleyes::wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:39 am

Hello! Attention girls! Someone found Gills knickers lying around in another thread, would someone please come and get them. :wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:41 am

ThePheasant;744767 wrote: Hello! Attention girls! Someone found Gills knickers lying around in another thread, would someone please come and get them. :wah:

Ohhhh....not me.....i've been walking round with them on my head for the last hour :wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:44 am

kinks;744771 wrote: Ohhhh....not me.....i've been walking round with them on my head for the last hour :wah:Ere............they aint Kays are they...............heck thats even worse......she only owns one pair!!!!!!:-2:rolleyes:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:45 am

lemon sits eating a prawn and chocolate ice cream sandwich, mmm, very tasty, my two favourite foods together, why didnt i think of this before?

She waves happily to red over the other side of the room, and takes a game of twister out of her handbag.

"i'll go first" shouts lemon, throwing blue on the dice.She places one hand on a blue dot and waits for someone to join in.

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:46 am

Somebody puts a smoochy track on and Jim dances, sort of, with Sue but they keep bumping into people and spilling drinks, so they put their drinks down and carry on swaying round the room very slowly.......Carol, refreshed from her shower and raring to go again, grabs Nomad and Spot and makes up a threesome..........I think there is a name for that, but not sure................Red is once again deep in conversation with Kathy Ellen..........Pam and Kay stumble back into the room after their swim in the pool, nobody reminded them it was England not Australia and they were shivering uncontolably.......both dived to the bar and Kaz gave them a Ton and Ginic each, with a cherry...........Gill meanwhile was stumbling around the room trying to do the conga with Kinks, Chezzie, MrsK, Pinkchick, El Guapo, Mikeiene and Joan..........she was last seen navigating round the sofa and heading for the kitchen.........

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:47 am

Carolly;744775 wrote: Ere............they aint Kays are they...............heck thats even worse......she only owns one pair!!!!!!:-2:rolleyes:

That was apparent when you were playing twister

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:48 am

Carolly;744775 wrote: Ere............they aint Kays are they...............heck thats even worse......she only owns one pair!!!!!!:-2:rolleyes:

Ewwww, you trying to ruin my night......anyway, you're the one that thought Giggles bra were ear muffs.....how silly doy ou feel now :wah:

Come to think of it........how did you manage to lose your bra Giggle?

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:49 am

lemon_and_mint;744776 wrote: lemon sits eating a prawn and chocolate ice cream sandwich, mmm, very tasty, my two favourite foods together, why didnt i think of this before?

She waves happily to red over the other side of the room, and takes a game of twister out of her handbag.

"i'll go first" shouts lemon, throwing blue on the dice.She places one hand on a blue dot and waits for someone to join in.
Now Lemony dear..............we need to talk about this prawn an ice cream sandwich.....tell me......have you ever thought about getting help..........oh hell shes just eaten the bleedin goldfish, Bert......oh noooooooo.......now she will invent goldfish ice cream.............oh I need another drink>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:52 am

G#Gill;744777 wrote: Somebody puts a smoochy track on and Jim dances, sort of, with Sue but they keep bumping into people and spilling drinks, so they put their drinks down and carry on swaying round the room very slowly.......Carol, refreshed from her shower and raring to go again, grabs Nomad and Spot and makes up a threesome..........I think there is a name for that, but not sure................Red is once again deep in conversation with Kathy Ellen..........Pam and Kay stumble back into the room after their swim in the pool, nobody reminded them it was England not Australia and they were shivering uncontolably.......both dived to the bar and Kaz gave them a Ton and Ginic each, with a cherry...........Gill meanwhile was stumbling around the room trying to do the hokey cokey with Kinks, Chezzie, MrsK, Pinkchick, El Guapo, Mikeiene and Joan..........she was last seen navigating round the sofa and heading for the kitchen.........Gill!!!!!Will you PLEASE stop using the washing up bowl to pee in ffs!!!!!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:54 am

Carolly;744775 wrote: Ere............they aint Kays are they...............heck thats even worse......she only owns one pair!!!!!!:-2:rolleyes:

I'll try this post again (this time attaching the piccy :-5)

That was apparent when you were playing twister

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:55 am

ThePheasant;744780 wrote: That was apparent when you were playing twisterPheasy dear Ive been finking about those sandwiches with yer brother in......shall we bury em babe.....would it help your distress????

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:56 am

ThePheasant;744787 wrote: I'll try this post again (this time attaching the piccy :-5)

That was apparent when you were playing twister

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 10:58 am

ThePheasant;744787 wrote: I'll try this post again (this time attaching the piccy :-5)

That was apparent when you were playing twister

Pheasy, pheasy, pheasy......i was in the middle of eating a chocolate :yh_sick:wah:

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:01 am

Right...........Im gonna sing now you lot so sit down...........Kay come in from outside....will you pleaseeee stop doing press ups in the cucumber patch fgs:rolleyes:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:02 am

I hardly know these people honest:o

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:05 am

kazalala;744796 wrote: I hardly know these people honest:o
Ark at Mrs.Goody 2 Shoes............her stage name used to be......Slack Alice Rides Again.............need I say anymore????:rolleyes:;)

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:15 am

OK...OK.....ITS ME PARTY PIECE......now all schhhhhh ok......KINKS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TELLING LEMONY TO MAKE GOLDFISH ICECREAM OK!!:-Right here I go.............I am a little fairy

On tap o' the Christmas Tree

It's no' a job I fancy

Well how would you like tae be me?

Aw tarted up wi' tinsel

It's enough to mak ye boak

An a couple o' jaggy branches

Rammed up the back o' yer frock.

An' these wee lights a'roon me

I canna get ma sleep

An' there's the yearly visit

Fae Santa ......Big fat creep!

On Christmas Day A'm stuck up here

While you're a' wirin' in

An' naebody says, 'Hey you up there

Could ye go a slug o' gin?

It's nae joke bein' a fairy

The job's beyond belief

You've got to go roon' the wean's beds

An' lift their rotten teeth

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets

An' I've mentioned only some

The very worst is sitting up a tree

Wi' pine needles up yer bum

When a' the fairies meet again

By the light of' the silvery moon

Ye can tell the Christmas fairies

They're the wans that canna sit doon

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight

As the firelight softly flickers

But think o' me A'm stuck up here

Wi' needles in ma knickers

So soon as Christmas time's right by

An' A stop bein' sae full o' cheer

A'll get awa back tae Fairyland

An' A'll see yous a' next year.......did you like me scottish accent:wah::wah::wah:

kazalala · Post by **kazalala** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 am

Carolly;744797 wrote: Ark at Mrs.Goody 2 Shoes............her stage name used to be......Slack Alice Rides Again.............need I say anymore????

:p right im off to a real party now and there wont be nay strip twister, or random knickers flyng about:wah: Im all glammed up and having the obligotary glass of wine before leaving. Enjoy yer pretendy party :p:rolleyes::wah::wah:

lemon_and_mint · Post by **lemon_and_mint** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:17 am

lemony claps politely.

Carolly · Post by **Carolly** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:21 am

lemon_and_mint;744806 wrote: lemony claps politely.
Well you do better Mrs Goldfish eater!!!!!!:-5:rolleyes:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:34 am

Very well done carolly......that's given us all a good laugh :yh_clap:yh_clap

G#Gill · Post by **G#Gill** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:44 am

Gill suddenly leaves the line of conga dancers (? !!) and staggers over to Carol to say she has heard that her knickers are being used as evidence in a court case on another thread..................apparently somebody stole the FG mistletoe and replace it with fruit cake, and Gill's knickers are evidence because they've got a mistletoe message on the back of them.......................Gill, terribly confused turns back to the 'bar' and grabs a bottle of brandy and takes a couple of heavy swigs, and slides down onto the floor.................................

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 11:59 am

Ere Carolly, you gorra get another toilet installed, looks like Jimbo and El Guapo liked the show provided by kinks:wah:

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Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:02 pm

G#Gill;744815 wrote: Gill suddenly leaves the line of conga dancers (? !!) and staggers over to Carol to say she has heard that her knickers are being used as evidence in a court case on another thread..................apparently somebody stole the FG mistletoe and replace it with fruit cake, and Gill's knickers are evidence because they've got a mistletoe message on the back of them.......................Gill, terribly confused turns back to the 'bar' and grabs a bottle of brandy and takes a couple of heavy swigs, and slides down onto the floor.................................

Err Gill you better lay off the brandy ... the court is about to supina you to give evidence regarding your knickers found in Professor Plums eggnog bucket!!

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:18 pm

Looks Like Nommie has had one beer too many

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:22 pm

Delicate ladylike hic!!

Okay I got shot outta the gum tree by some bloody william tell wannabe with a champagne cork!!! Fell on MrsK - sorry about that. It's usually blokes I fall on, but it's good to be a bit flexible... hic.... then I was doing the Oz mermaid thingie with Kay in the Serpentine, Hyde Park or something. Well that sure broke the ice. Nobody told me to bring me skates!!! And anyway, they don't go so well with Chanel. I don't wear earrings Carol, Sweetie, Girlfriend, Smoochy smoochy... I'm usually accused of being underdressed not overdressed :sneaky: Anyone got a towel???? A glass of warm gluehwein??

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:37 pm

Chezzie;744818 wrote: Ere Carolly, you gorra get another toilet installed, looks like Jimbo and El Guapo liked the show provided by kinks:wah:

Oh deary me....i must be drunk......didn't realise anyone was watching

:wah:

kinks · Post by **kinks** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 12:51 pm

Seen as kinks was caught up in the bathroom........ chezzie decided to take the party in there for a while, just to keep kinks company